This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
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What’s next? Believing in an edible Jewish zombie!?
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Funny, I feel the same way about every other utterly faith based religion. This entire web just points that out…
Happy talk like a pirate day matey!
Arrr
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Justin,
Who is the dipshit? People who invent an imaginary deity to prove a point or the people who rant at other people for inventing an imaginary deity to prove a point? Sorry about the big words and the lack of expletives (oops there I go again). I do hope you have a dictionary (oops again) to hand.
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Oh dear… Another one.
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This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking invisible man in the sky who sees everything you do, loves you but sends you to everlasting torment if you are “bad” and wants you to speak telepathically to his undead “son”, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
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Maybe this is retarded, but it’s not any more retarded than other religions.
ramen
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Sadly, sir, you have missed the entire POINT of His existence.
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Wow,you must be as retarded as all the other hatemailers. Ever heard of a satire before? No? Well you better look it up before your god smites you for being stupid.
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LOL.
Idiot
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‘Nay, laddie. ‘Tis *the* Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster. Fuckin’ be his gift to we pirates an’ wenches!
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We’re retarded? It’s probably too much heavy metal in our diet; I bet you’re glad you don’t get irony
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May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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Yet another round of ‘You’re too stupid’, but luckily, that’s what we get to say to you Samey.
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This is Nucking Futs!
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Clearly you have missed the point. Oh FSM, hallowed be thy pasta, touch this unbeliever with your Noodley appendage and make him see the error of his ways.
RAmen. Arg.
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Arr, Justin, ye be a smart as a skewered jellyfish. ‘Tis be thee most glorious religion I’ve ever laid eye on. Te think, if all of us be shot from a cannon into outer space, would we be space pirates?
Avast! May His Noodliness touch you like a gentle 30 foot squid named Dave.
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lolz dood. no we dunt rely think ther is a FSM being invisible an stuff. pastafarianism is about protesting (via satire) religious fanatics wanting only their religion taught in schools. so ther u hav it. and personally i think its funny as hell to tell ppl im a pastafarian and dress like a pirate. lolz.
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Now, before you dismiss FSM, please give Him a chance to come into your life. He exists whether you believe it or not. Just because you don’t believe doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist. I live in the great state of Texas, which FSM has blessed with oil fields and yummy tacos. I was a skeptic at first. The other day, however, I was walking home from class at the local university. I was a non-believer at first. I had heard of FSM, but I had dismissed the idea without any further thought. So anyway, I was hungry, and I was craving meatballs for some reason. Then, I walked into the university dining hall, and behold, FSM!! Right there in front of my eyes! I couldn’t hold back the tears! At that point, I knew He was real. I went back to my dorm and prayed! So brother, just ask Him to come into your life with an open mind. Let Him be the guiding force in your life. I was a biology major, but now I’ve decided to leave college, as I have seen the truth and have no need to study falsehoods like biology and evolution and the history of thought. Everything I need to know is in the Gospel of FSM. I don’t need so- called science and critical thinking. All these things are man-made heresies! RAmen!
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Whoa, we got a critic with a name!
everything else has already been addressed.
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I know thats right!!!
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Wow, a free space trip.
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Hello Justin,
Thank you for your (sadly) typical christian response. Have you ever told a Christian, “People actually thinking there is a fucking Jehovah and Jesus, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous.”
There is as much–or more–objective evidence for the existence of the FSM (RAmen!) as there is for Jehovah, Shiva, Allah, Jove, and many other purported beings.
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Please have more respect towards our beliefs. They are much less ridiculous than many others (talking snakes and holy zombies anyone?) and have actual evidence to support them. Yes, the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster has a sense of humor, and it explains a lot about this world. Apparently you don’t, so I can only pray that you will be touched by His noodly appendage one day.
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It never fails to amaze me that some people just don’t get the whole point! I love the hate mail more than anything because it shows just who the truly ignorant and intolerant really are.
Bikerbabeee
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…Another one misses the point.
Oh…another one misses the point.
And another one does and another one does. Another one screws the pooch!
Hey, do you see this fool? Another one can not read!
I would like to be shot into space, though.
Me hardees! AaarrghRAmen!
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i think you are the retard.. why do people can’t be concerned over the reality of this religion., his holly noodless is goi’ to punish you, yer scumbag
Arggghhh!!! jolly talk like a pirate day me buckos!
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Are you by chance related to the Ramen family? I think there’s a connection here, maybe some subliminal association. I mean, you’re only one letter off. You may in fact be a pastafarian and not even know it.
Ramen.
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Ha Ha, another good example of sarchasm (the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and those who just don’t get it).
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Some people really believe there is a Jesus Christ, and others believe in reincarnation. Some believe in Adam and Eve, we believe in the noodle.
Quit questioning us, and we won’t question you.
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*gasp* Blasphemy!? On our most sacred of holy days?! Why, it’s an outrage!
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Arrgggh….Justin tis truly parody impaired! ‘Til he try areadin’ with a bit more understandin’….to the sharks with his scabby bones…..arrrggghhhh!
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And, who are you to say there is not?
I take it you’re not much for irony and have difficulty understanding sarcasm. I feel for you and know that when you come around the FSM will always there for you.
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There isn’t a Spaghetti Monster? I must be retarded for not knowing that.
RAmen
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I think that with a little creative editing, you really provide the perfect response to your own rant:
This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking that people believe there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe that we believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
Dan
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Why not? Do you think that anyone believing in talking snakes, walking on water, or burning bushes isn’t rediculous? How about animal spirits? How about the Greek gods?
At least belief in the FSM is harmless. Folks aren’t killed for not believing, people aren’t forced to belief it, and you don’t have to be on guard 24/7 against folks trying to teach it to your kids at school.
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Tha? (He must be retarded)
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Justin is right; those comments are retarded.
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This is a fabulous website and is just the right kind of humor in our current state of government. It is kind of sad that around 1/2 of Americans wouldn’t really understand the real point of the FSM. BUT I DO and I think I believe!!! ;)
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Anyone else look up THA? Is he implying we need to be treated for Alzheimer’s – if so he is onto something: drugs AND a space trip! That kinda of smells like Scientology!
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Hear’a = Here’s
(clumsy left hand typo dipshit)
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At least we don’t believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him so he can expel an evil from your soul that has been present since the beginning of humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magic tree.
….Just saying.
Praise FSM, and Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
RAmen!
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WHOOOOSH
Arrrgh…Justin be one of tha scurvy bilge rat fleas!
Pour Pasta sauce (with extra olive oil) in your ears and eyes Justin. That should help with the windburn and also invite the touch of His Noodly Appendage unto your Spaghetti brain.
Crafted in His own image ect.
RAmen
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I think little Justin is saying “this is fucking retarded” in reference to his following statement, and simply used a period instead of a colon. Because it certainly is.
@Robert-
Sarchasm — I love it. Extra sauce for you.
Arr, mateys! Shiver me timbers if it ain’t time fer grog and wenching!
ET
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Happy “talk like a pirate da” tae ye all!
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FSM
;-)))
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Wow. For all the talk of ‘eternal love from Jesus’ there sure is a lot of hate going on.
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I find it strange that most of the hate mail posted is missing the underlying point. Yes FSM is a legitimate religion and theory of creation. But it isn’t fair to teach the theory of Evolution, ID, FSM, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism or any other religion in school for that matter. Even is some beliefs sound funny or “wrong “ to you, that doesn’t give you the right to rag on that religion.
I think that a lot of the people who send in hate mail on the basis that FSM is blasphemy towards Christianity are missing a big part of their religion and the human experience.
If I choose not to believe in Christianity then that’s my choice, fine, I’m happy with it. But Christians know, and teach that no one, not even God can force someone to believe something. If that means I’m going to burn in eternal damnation, well I’m ok with that too. As long as I live here and now, as long as my beliefs make me happy.
I think that a lot of people think that FSM is attacking religions. Maybe it is, but I see it as a legitimate belief system, not one that I’m going to adopt, but nevertheless, for some, it’s the real McCoy. No one really knows what happened in the beginning or who did it. People believe different things, but that’s the fun in believing.
I ask myself why should people attack FSM? There are many other religions out there that kill and manipulate masses into doing illogical things. Just let everyone be. Let other people believe and teach what they want to. In the end (whatever that may be) everyone is accountable for himself or herself, so lets all stop bitching at each other.
And don’t listen to anything I just said. It’s just what I think. Oh, except for the first part about teaching ID and Evolution in school.
Anyway…Pau.
Mailie in Hawaii
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People can get far more ridiculous. Look at you, you twat. You’re telling US off for a website that protests religious hate speech, while you sit back with your cultist friends and send angry emails about various space-shootings. Fuck off, you moron.
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There needs to be a study to determine if there is a gene certain people lack that makes them unable to comprehend sarcasm or satire.
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I have PERSONALLY felt his noodely touch! How else can you POSSIBLY explain the FACT that china has so many people? They eat lots of noodles. What you think thats just a coincidence??
And your name is just one letter away from being Ramen! Its obvious one of his noodely appendages has pushed you to this site so you could be embraced by his noodels!
How can you not see the signs?? They are everywhere!
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one thing i know for sure is our heaven is cooler then their heaven, we get to go to heaven with flying spaghetti, with a beer(and other beverages) volcano, and stripper factories, it’s like heaven, wait a sec it is heaven!!!
RAmen
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People can get far more ridiculous.[2]
Some can even believe in telepatic zombies, magic talking snakes, absolute truth, Easter Bunny, fairies,…
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#47 – Mailie Says:
“But it isn’t fair to teach the theory of Evolution, ID, FSM, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism or any other religion in school for that matter.”
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Spoken like a good little obedient brainwashed passive/agressive cdesignproponentsist IDiot.
Your propaganda masters must be very proud of you Mailie.
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@ ROBERT, # 28
Robert, you coined a great new word, SARCHASM.
How about another new word, PASTABSTENTIONIST. Definition: A stupid dipshit who abstains from consuming the delicious and sacred food created by our Holy FSM.
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Woe is me.
I am but an ‘insane, retarded, fucking creepy, dumb ass dipshit’.
I have no certainties in life except death for I do not believe the ‘eternal verities’.
My only weapons are learning, logic and rational thought; my only tools, vocabulary, spelling and grammar; my only aim, peaceful coexistence with the world around me.
Admit it, I’ve go no chance when the revolution comes have I?
Alas and alack, woe, woe and thrice woe is me.
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PASTA – You know it makes lunch
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i call to my fellowe pastafarians to go to http://www.cybernations.net
make a country, and bring their allegiance to “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” so that we may furhter spread the word of his Noodlyness.
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So people are retarded if they believe there is a [fill in deity of choice].
Good. That’s settled then.
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jajajaja KatieBug …. great answer…
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I actually believe. And what is more, I am willing to shed my sauce and the sauce of others in His Noodly Name. Beware, heathen.
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So, because we don’t believe in your faith, we’re worthy of being shot into space. Yeah….You’re an asshole….I hope the FSM comes and rings your neck with His noodley arms of goodness.
Hmmmmm….Flying spaghetti monster, or a carpenter that lived over 2,000 years ago….Ummmmmmmmmmmm….
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haha he thinks his opinion counts
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Dom, I got the Ori ref! Great job!
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why, oh why, does nearly every bit of hate mail include the word retarded?
just wondering?
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@Mailie (#47) With apologies for being repetitious, “teaching the theory of Evolution” should be (and, in science classes, at least, IS) teaching that one can walk out the literal door of the classroom and out the metaphorical door of ignorance and LOOK at the geological history of the earth and its fossils, the biological and genetic history of animals and – yes – humans, and even at local examples of evolutionary forces at work, and make up your own mind. Having done that, one is at least less ignorant of actual evidence, however you interpret it. ID, having been repeatedly challenged to do that, has so far come up with nothing, and has dubious status as any sort of science, an appropriate classroom subject. The religions you mentioned – even Christianity! – do have something to teach: humility, compassion, and tolerance, for example, and I confess to a sneaking worry that maybe humility, compassion, and tolerance are an appropriate classroom subject too. The dogmatic ravings of religious bigots who count on their god (lower case “g”) to save them and damn the rest of us are NOT.
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From the Bible: 2 Kings 2:11 As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind.”
And you call OUR religion crazy?
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Just to let you know how retarded I am, I will be leading a service tomorrow (9/21) at my Unitarian Universalist church and the service is dedicated to Our Noodly Master. It is in the format of a presidential debate with someone playing the role of the ID guy, another playing the role of a “scientist” and then I have the Pastafarian side. Our panel of questioners includes an angel, a caveman, and a pirate. Immediately following the service, we are having a pasta potluck. Alas, we did not have time to assemble the beer volcano or build the stripper factory. Maybe next time.
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You do realize that no one really takes this seriously right? It is a satire created to point out the exact absurdities you see that are within other religions. May his Noodlyness rub his tantacles on your heart.
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#46.
Wow. For all the talk of ‘eternal love from Jesus’ there sure is a lot of hate going on.
Agreed. I always found it funny how Christians, who are supposed to leave judgement to their God, are the first one to judge and condemn others.
At least we don’t have to eat stale crackers with no flavor and watered-down, bad wine to bring us closer to FSM!
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When will religion be seen for what it is a flaw in human understatnding that has re-enforced since practically our birth. That we are only parly rational.
The “christian bible” is nothing but a collection of the worst disernable information possible. It is almost commical to believe that anyone who has gone through the “awakening” would have anything to do with religion of any of the 2500 or so correct religions. What if people just accepted the fact we are here, we are animals, and nothing more. The only lasting difference we offer is we more than likely will doom our species all by ourselves by a religious population control.
Long live the one true Spaghetti Monster! May his tentacle touch you in a very special spot.
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Hi J,
Let me get this straight……You want to shoot “we-todd-ed” people into outer space?! THATS FUCKED UP! (hey, look I’m shouting, see “YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH”) funny, but fucked up. Can you say TAAARRDDS IIIINNN SPAAAAAACE……(classical reference). May your noodles be sticky and your sauce runny.
Peace out
…Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale (religion); to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee. – Cpt. Ahab
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You do realise that his noodlyness is watching you laura henry and he will be most upset with your lack of faith. Clearly his noodly appendages’ have not blessed you with inner wisdom. Come laura ask for forgiveness and it will be given.
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I’m so glad I don’t lack the sarcasm gene.
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I was touched by his noodly appendage. Aren’t there laws against that in some states? If not, there will be soon. Too many retards in guvment.
May the FSM put manicotti on their sole.
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Wow. I think you kinda missed the boat on subtly of meaning there Justin.
Face value.
P.S. Observe and think before speaking.
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Thank you for affirming my faith, Mr Ramen. You’re clear empirical evidence against both the idea of improvement of species through evolution, and the theory of intelligent design.
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Justin case you didn’t know. The FSM was created Justin time to save the more intelligent (not you) people from the truly stupid (you) who haven’t the sense to first check out the history of their chosen religion before following it. There should be a sign above the doors on Christian churches. “You don’t have to be inbred to believe here but it helps!” If I ever see an intelligent post from a hate-mailer I will be truly astonished. Justin, you are an insult to the human race. You are a waste of air. Don’t ever bother bathing. It’s impossible to clean shit.
Too bad you won’t ever come back to respond to this but at least it gives me a chance to vent my spleen to someone who quite obviously didn’t bother to take the time to read the reasons for the existence of this website. That’s just rude. Justin case you didn’t know.
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the church of FSM makes more sense than most religions. I mean, why would ‘god’ send (of all his supposed creations) the one he considers to be his son to die for the sins of man, when before he just drowned them all to death? And Job? (or whatever his name is) Would a loving, merciful being, omnipotent or otherwise, ever do that stuff to prove a point? i think not. And what of the muslims? Does it make sense that they kill themselves killing us so they can go get 70-something virgins?
THA FUCK? hey, we may be wrong(i doubt it) but at least we don’t preach hate toward other races and religions. if you can believe that some anti-gravity carpenter with no biological father will forgive man for beating, torturing, and finally killing him, then we can believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Blessed be His Noodly Appendages. RAmen.
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Ah, sweet mystery of life. Thou art a metaphor!
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#67 laurahenry Says:
“You do realize that no one really takes this seriously right?”
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You know you’re making the little Cheeses cry?!
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Thou art truly lost.
For such obscenities to be uttered by a god fearing mortal; tis sinful of thous’ religion.
Cleanse thy soul with Him, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and feel free from the realm of stupidity and ignorance.
RAmen
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I have to say that I know a few Christians here in England who are very civilised and wouldn’t dream of being so rude.
You certainly breed a very aggressive strand of Christian over in the States.
I think I am correct in thinking you even have Christians who believe in carrying guns. I’ve never understood that one. I may be wrong but I don’t recall anything about Jesus being pro guns.
Anyway, I had to fill in my annual work questionaire today and His noodly goodness filled me with joy when I put my religion as Pastafarianism.
From little acorns…
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Dear Justin!
There can only be 1 God, so almost 5/6 of the World Population is one way or the other atheist. Isn’t that weird?
There are and have been hundreds of gods, none of them comes even close to the FSM (blessed be His Name). Just feel free and join the club instead of being so ignorant and hateful.
FSM rules & you know it. Within a couple of decades all of USA-Christiantalibanism will be gone as it is too ridiculous even for a mentally retarded frog.
English is not my native language, so please don’t comment on that.
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His noodley-ness is not impressed. Shame on you for questioning our faith. Freak.
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Yes Zinc Alloy you are correct. The United States does breed a very aggresive bunch of christians. President Bush tries hard to make the christians feel powerful as a nation and for non-christians to fear for their rights and freedoms. Unfortunately PB hasn’t pushed things like literacy quite so much…as evidenced by clowns like our hate mailers.
And really, if we eventually have to move to another planet because the christians are not looking after this one, do we really want anyone else shot into space except for us? I think the last thing we would want is a whole bunch of little Justins running around cursing, not thinking and with no sense of humor.
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Mailie-
“But it isn’t fair to teach the theory of Evolution, ID, FSM, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism or any other religion in school for that matter.”
Seseme Street Time: “One of these things is not like the others…”
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come join us in love of the spaghetti monster. caqst aside your chains of christianity and be free. live in my house drink my grog and be blessed.
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“Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space”
What THE FACK? Is our religion under attack from NASA? Richard Branson? At least we aren’t stupid enough to believe it’s necessary to shoot people into outer space – or are you suggesting we need to spread the gospel of the FSM throughout the Galaxy? Er…O.K. I’m up for it, just point my rocket in the direction of Heaven (mine, not yours or anyone else’s conception of it).
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Maybe you missed a key point. Its not just a Spaghetti Monster but a FLYING Spaghetti monster. This of course makes the whole creed more plausible. But if you can arrange rides into space, that would be great too.
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well you see, i think the idea of being shot into space is a great one. the government has a hurricane machine that also causes earthquakes (or is it an earthquake machine that also make hurricanes?) and a large assortment of tactical nuclear weapons. they also believe the judeo-christian god put them in power to spread his will and subjugate the nonbelievers (and that he TALKS to them daily!). what this basically amounts to is a planet full of lunatics with an itchy finger on the history eraser button. being off-planet when this happens suits me just fine. at least i know to call the voice(s) in my head by a better name than god. i call it crazy talk.
also, justin’s last name is oh so close to ramen, our highet praise and prayer-ender. if only he could see the obvious design by the fsm even in his name!
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“Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space”
Does it look like we have a space cannon? No , we are working on it, so just calm down.And secondly , who wouldn’t want to be shot into space by a space cannon?And Dipshit isn’t the preferred nomenclature , douschebag please.
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I think we Pastafarians can do more to defuse the ire of our misunderstanding brethren.
We can love His Noodlyness while at the same time letting our very human detractors know that what we really want is to free humanity from the shackles of bronze-age superstition.
If that doesn’t work, maybe hot internet photos of sexy pirates…
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I think I may go pick up this Gospel book so I can have a good laugh. I agree with Justin, this religion is ridiculous as far as I can tell.
YOU’RE WORSHIPING PASTA – HELLO!
WAKE THE F***K UP!
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ok, so I went back and read some of the comments,and from what I understand-This “religion” is just big joke-literally. So why instead of being ridiculed by others who just think you’re being stupid, don’t you tell people about it? just wondering…..
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67 – September 20th, 2008 at – laurahenry Says:
You do realize that no one really takes this seriously right? It is a satire created to point out the exact absurdities you see that are within other religions. May his Noodlyness rub his tantacles on your heart.
–this would probably cut down on hatemail, if this was just explained. I am pretty resonable, and now feel kind of silly for writing the first statement, but that is what I truely thought! if someone would have just explained it first, it would have made complete sense.
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STOP INFRINGING ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS JUSTIN! (Isn’t that how you Christians do it?) Pastafarianism is the one true path. An Angelhair came to me in a dream and told me. I will be savced. In his name I pray, RAMEN.
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I guess Justin Ramey and his fetal alcohol brethren are the reason no more decent parody movie or shows are made anymore, if anything more complex then Date movie/epic was presented to him he’d probably have a siezure.
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Arrrrr…. Me noodle fancies a dance.
Gave is only begotten Meatball e did. Open yer eyes and let’m lay is greasy appendage on you n yer children. Arrrrr. On your neck while you sleep. Arrrrgggghhhh yeahh.
Which reminds me of a story from the holy book.
Echeesians 19:4-6
4:And the FSM will know the disbelievers by their clean white shirts and their utter disregard and outright refusal to acknowledge the truth for what it is. Or at least the tiny fraction of the infinite truth that has been discovered….about him. 5: He will attempt to appendage them seven times. 6: On the seventh fondling if they still reject his appendage he will gyrate fiercely and puke sauce.
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If only you’d shoot us into space soon we could catch up to the Heaven’s Gate people. Did you email hate to those guys? We’re not nuts enough (or maybe we are!!) to castrate ourselves.
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Dear 4th grader whom giggles at the word fuck,
Your intolerance, ignorance, and illeteracy, ammuse me.
Sincerly,
me
P.S. Try looking up “satire” in the dictionary, you know, the big book with all thoose words in it.
:)
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There was an author called C.M. Kornbluth who wrote a prize winning science fiction story called “The Marching Morons”. The premise of the story was that really stupid people would outbreed intelligent ones over the course of centuries to such an extent that morons would vastly outnumber people with normal intelligence and would be elected to every office. Smart people would be relegated to the background where they would through super heroic efforts, keep everything working. Eventually, the smart people in the story realized there were just too many morons, so the solution was to start an advertising campaign, promoting the Planet Venus as the ideal vacation, retirement spot, and setting up an infrastructure complete with Spaceport to provide free trips to Venus for everyone who wanted one. Only thing is, the Spaceships had just enough thrust to achieve sub-orbital velocities, and, had no heat shields for re-entry. Perfect way to control a moron population.
How ironic, therefore, that one of the moron number is suggesting a similar remedy to control our Pastafarian population. Especially, in a country whose recent history, particularly with regard to who it elects to run the nation, so dramatically fulfills the Kornbluth prophecy.
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Dear Justin,
OMSG (oh my spaghetti God). Tell me you just did not go the “fuck” word five times in your short spray. Justin! I don’t mean to make this personal, but given that your name is Justin (I think that’s “just in”) and your current behaviour, it is my considered diagnosis that you’re suffering from repressed anger. Due mainly to sexual dys-fuctionation (Freud). Justin sweetie you need to beat off, not beat up. To grab it and let it go. If you don’t you are going to pop a blood vessel and then you will be on your way to the big Spaghetti Bowl in the sky.
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Dear Justin, im afraid youre on your way to spaghetti hell
Best wishes
Rune Alexandersen
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Dear Justin,
Where do you get off persecuting people for their religious beliefs? I forgot about all the hard evidence there is of the existence of your god, whomever He may be. Religious beliefs are personal and are not subject to being ridiculed by people like you. No religion is farfetched (sp.) or rediculous so cease with the persecution, Pontius.
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Enjoy yer stale beer, aye, bungrat.
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My heart is all broken…
Oh no, wait, I’m just hungry. Time for some pastas, see ya.
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I always knew there was a reason I hated the name Justin. Go to “fucking” spagetti hell bitch.
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Because Christianity makes sooo much sense.
If I understand correctly: Chritianity it the belif that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a woman made out of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
and he thinks we are ridiculous????
hmmm…..
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@ Anya post #106
Hey…. My names Justin! I kinda like my name too
And Im a devout Pastafarian !
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you all deny his existence but he still loves you
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You americans are surley too retarded to be typing in this forum so why even bother (exept for you pastafarians) and i believe this site if for pastafarians so the only reason you christians are looking at this is because you doubt youre own religion
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Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!”
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OOoooooH a Free Spaceship ! count me in , i can spread the word of his greatness as this pirate travails the sea of stars , his noodley appendage shall pass before me , i have one question though .. does the replicator make a decent meatball and sauce with pasta , oh and does it make beer … and ! what about my holodeck … i want wenches in there , and lots of them ! make sure to check before you send my ship to me , thanks
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my partner in crime , may her pirating never cease :) has just informed me that i should have asked for vulcan love slave three while i was at it … in that case copies all round …
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quote from Lyz:
“Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!””
I think the last line should be changed to:
“I love fucking Jesus and God”
He seems good at that.
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OH…… shoot us out into outer space..? Well, isn’t that where god used to live until science proved that there was a thing called “outer space”.
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Hey bud-
GET A LIFE OR BLOG ABOUT IT
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I find it hilarious that these christians are making fun of the absurdity of this religion… when in reality they’re making fun of their own religion, since believing in FSM is on a similar level (though admittedly higher level) as believing in God
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You’re free to love and believe in your ‘god’ and ‘Jesus’ but we are not allowed to believe in our beloved Spaghetti? You may not like it but it’s there and theirs nothing you can do about it!
Seriously
~Kason Enre Nvidiade
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Hey Justin Ramey’s last name is suspiciously similar to Ramen, Coincidence or the doing of His Noddleness?
(sorry if someone already posted this, just wanted to tell someone)
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if you want to hear something fucking retarded here it is. apparenty there is and invisable bearded man who lives in the sky and controls everything that happens in the world. now there is something retarded.
suck my nuts you prick.
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@CaruloN
Careful there, don’t want to lower yourself to their level. Just take a deep breath (preferably away from the vents on your computer) and then procede to calmly hack away at the idiocy of others. Note; never immerse yourself in prolonged periods of destroying the hateful ideas of others. It starts to really eat away at you after a few hours, and for some reason there’s always more idiotic, spiteful xians out there…
RAmen all.
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Dear Justin:
“This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking “God”, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.”
P.S. Fuck you, dipshit.
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Pirates Can breathe in space.
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I was just thinking…
How is an invisible flying spaghetti monster all that much different from god? I realize that the FSM is spaghetti and all, but I don’t really get what christians get so worked up about. Both religions have a heaven where a person will spend eternity, both have an omnipotent power above them. Pastafarianism is just what some people believe and any christian that says “I believe because I know he exists,” should probably think for about three seconds “maybe this person believes the same way I do just to a different power,” and then all of the hate mail would stop if everyone just took those three seconds. (please excuse any grammatical mistakes I made.)
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