This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
-Justin Ramey
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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What’s next? Believing in an edible Jewish zombie!?
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Funny, I feel the same way about every other utterly faith based religion. This entire web just points that out…
Happy talk like a pirate day matey!
Arrr
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Justin,
Who is the dipshit? People who invent an imaginary deity to prove a point or the people who rant at other people for inventing an imaginary deity to prove a point? Sorry about the big words and the lack of expletives (oops there I go again). I do hope you have a dictionary (oops again) to hand.
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Oh dear… Another one.
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This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking invisible man in the sky who sees everything you do, loves you but sends you to everlasting torment if you are “bad” and wants you to speak telepathically to his undead “son”, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
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Maybe this is retarded, but it’s not any more retarded than other religions.
ramen
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Sadly, sir, you have missed the entire POINT of His existence.
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Wow,you must be as retarded as all the other hatemailers. Ever heard of a satire before? No? Well you better look it up before your god smites you for being stupid.
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LOL.
Idiot
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‘Nay, laddie. ‘Tis *the* Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster. Fuckin’ be his gift to we pirates an’ wenches!
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We’re retarded? It’s probably too much heavy metal in our diet; I bet you’re glad you don’t get irony
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May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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Yet another round of ‘You’re too stupid’, but luckily, that’s what we get to say to you Samey.
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This is Nucking Futs!
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Clearly you have missed the point. Oh FSM, hallowed be thy pasta, touch this unbeliever with your Noodley appendage and make him see the error of his ways.
RAmen. Arg.
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Arr, Justin, ye be a smart as a skewered jellyfish. ‘Tis be thee most glorious religion I’ve ever laid eye on. Te think, if all of us be shot from a cannon into outer space, would we be space pirates?
Avast! May His Noodliness touch you like a gentle 30 foot squid named Dave.
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lolz dood. no we dunt rely think ther is a FSM being invisible an stuff. pastafarianism is about protesting (via satire) religious fanatics wanting only their religion taught in schools. so ther u hav it. and personally i think its funny as hell to tell ppl im a pastafarian and dress like a pirate. lolz.
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Now, before you dismiss FSM, please give Him a chance to come into your life. He exists whether you believe it or not. Just because you don’t believe doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist. I live in the great state of Texas, which FSM has blessed with oil fields and yummy tacos. I was a skeptic at first. The other day, however, I was walking home from class at the local university. I was a non-believer at first. I had heard of FSM, but I had dismissed the idea without any further thought. So anyway, I was hungry, and I was craving meatballs for some reason. Then, I walked into the university dining hall, and behold, FSM!! Right there in front of my eyes! I couldn’t hold back the tears! At that point, I knew He was real. I went back to my dorm and prayed! So brother, just ask Him to come into your life with an open mind. Let Him be the guiding force in your life. I was a biology major, but now I’ve decided to leave college, as I have seen the truth and have no need to study falsehoods like biology and evolution and the history of thought. Everything I need to know is in the Gospel of FSM. I don’t need so- called science and critical thinking. All these things are man-made heresies! RAmen!
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Whoa, we got a critic with a name!
everything else has already been addressed.
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I know thats right!!!
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Wow, a free space trip.
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Hello Justin,
Thank you for your (sadly) typical christian response. Have you ever told a Christian, “People actually thinking there is a fucking Jehovah and Jesus, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous.”
There is as much–or more–objective evidence for the existence of the FSM (RAmen!) as there is for Jehovah, Shiva, Allah, Jove, and many other purported beings.
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Please have more respect towards our beliefs. They are much less ridiculous than many others (talking snakes and holy zombies anyone?) and have actual evidence to support them. Yes, the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster has a sense of humor, and it explains a lot about this world. Apparently you don’t, so I can only pray that you will be touched by His noodly appendage one day.
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It never fails to amaze me that some people just don’t get the whole point! I love the hate mail more than anything because it shows just who the truly ignorant and intolerant really are.
Bikerbabeee
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…Another one misses the point.
Oh…another one misses the point.
And another one does and another one does. Another one screws the pooch!
Hey, do you see this fool? Another one can not read!
I would like to be shot into space, though.
Me hardees! AaarrghRAmen!
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i think you are the retard.. why do people can’t be concerned over the reality of this religion., his holly noodless is goi’ to punish you, yer scumbag
Arggghhh!!! jolly talk like a pirate day me buckos!
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Are you by chance related to the Ramen family? I think there’s a connection here, maybe some subliminal association. I mean, you’re only one letter off. You may in fact be a pastafarian and not even know it.
Ramen.
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Ha Ha, another good example of sarchasm (the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and those who just don’t get it).
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Some people really believe there is a Jesus Christ, and others believe in reincarnation. Some believe in Adam and Eve, we believe in the noodle.
Quit questioning us, and we won’t question you.
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*gasp* Blasphemy!? On our most sacred of holy days?! Why, it’s an outrage!
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Arrgggh….Justin tis truly parody impaired! ‘Til he try areadin’ with a bit more understandin’….to the sharks with his scabby bones…..arrrggghhhh!
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And, who are you to say there is not?
I take it you’re not much for irony and have difficulty understanding sarcasm. I feel for you and know that when you come around the FSM will always there for you.
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There isn’t a Spaghetti Monster? I must be retarded for not knowing that.
RAmen
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I think that with a little creative editing, you really provide the perfect response to your own rant:
This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking that people believe there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe that we believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
Dan
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Why not? Do you think that anyone believing in talking snakes, walking on water, or burning bushes isn’t rediculous? How about animal spirits? How about the Greek gods?
At least belief in the FSM is harmless. Folks aren’t killed for not believing, people aren’t forced to belief it, and you don’t have to be on guard 24/7 against folks trying to teach it to your kids at school.
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Tha? (He must be retarded)
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Justin is right; those comments are retarded.
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This is a fabulous website and is just the right kind of humor in our current state of government. It is kind of sad that around 1/2 of Americans wouldn’t really understand the real point of the FSM. BUT I DO and I think I believe!!! ;)
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Anyone else look up THA? Is he implying we need to be treated for Alzheimer’s – if so he is onto something: drugs AND a space trip! That kinda of smells like Scientology!
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Hear’a = Here’s
(clumsy left hand typo dipshit)
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At least we don’t believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him so he can expel an evil from your soul that has been present since the beginning of humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magic tree.
….Just saying.
Praise FSM, and Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
RAmen!
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WHOOOOSH
Arrrgh…Justin be one of tha scurvy bilge rat fleas!
Pour Pasta sauce (with extra olive oil) in your ears and eyes Justin. That should help with the windburn and also invite the touch of His Noodly Appendage unto your Spaghetti brain.
Crafted in His own image ect.
RAmen
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I think little Justin is saying “this is fucking retarded” in reference to his following statement, and simply used a period instead of a colon. Because it certainly is.
@Robert-
Sarchasm — I love it. Extra sauce for you.
Arr, mateys! Shiver me timbers if it ain’t time fer grog and wenching!
ET
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Happy “talk like a pirate da” tae ye all!
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FSM
;-)))
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Wow. For all the talk of ‘eternal love from Jesus’ there sure is a lot of hate going on.
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I find it strange that most of the hate mail posted is missing the underlying point. Yes FSM is a legitimate religion and theory of creation. But it isn’t fair to teach the theory of Evolution, ID, FSM, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism or any other religion in school for that matter. Even is some beliefs sound funny or “wrong “ to you, that doesn’t give you the right to rag on that religion.
I think that a lot of the people who send in hate mail on the basis that FSM is blasphemy towards Christianity are missing a big part of their religion and the human experience.
If I choose not to believe in Christianity then that’s my choice, fine, I’m happy with it. But Christians know, and teach that no one, not even God can force someone to believe something. If that means I’m going to burn in eternal damnation, well I’m ok with that too. As long as I live here and now, as long as my beliefs make me happy.
I think that a lot of people think that FSM is attacking religions. Maybe it is, but I see it as a legitimate belief system, not one that I’m going to adopt, but nevertheless, for some, it’s the real McCoy. No one really knows what happened in the beginning or who did it. People believe different things, but that’s the fun in believing.
I ask myself why should people attack FSM? There are many other religions out there that kill and manipulate masses into doing illogical things. Just let everyone be. Let other people believe and teach what they want to. In the end (whatever that may be) everyone is accountable for himself or herself, so lets all stop bitching at each other.
And don’t listen to anything I just said. It’s just what I think. Oh, except for the first part about teaching ID and Evolution in school.
Anyway…Pau.
Mailie in Hawaii
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People can get far more ridiculous. Look at you, you twat. You’re telling US off for a website that protests religious hate speech, while you sit back with your cultist friends and send angry emails about various space-shootings. Fuck off, you moron.
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There needs to be a study to determine if there is a gene certain people lack that makes them unable to comprehend sarcasm or satire.
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I have PERSONALLY felt his noodely touch! How else can you POSSIBLY explain the FACT that china has so many people? They eat lots of noodles. What you think thats just a coincidence??
And your name is just one letter away from being Ramen! Its obvious one of his noodely appendages has pushed you to this site so you could be embraced by his noodels!
How can you not see the signs?? They are everywhere!
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