This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
-Justin Ramey
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Dear Justin,
OMSG (oh my spaghetti God). Tell me you just did not go the “fuck” word five times in your short spray. Justin! I don’t mean to make this personal, but given that your name is Justin (I think that’s “just in”) and your current behaviour, it is my considered diagnosis that you’re suffering from repressed anger. Due mainly to sexual dys-fuctionation (Freud). Justin sweetie you need to beat off, not beat up. To grab it and let it go. If you don’t you are going to pop a blood vessel and then you will be on your way to the big Spaghetti Bowl in the sky.
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Dear Justin, im afraid youre on your way to spaghetti hell
Best wishes
Rune Alexandersen
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Dear Justin,
Where do you get off persecuting people for their religious beliefs? I forgot about all the hard evidence there is of the existence of your god, whomever He may be. Religious beliefs are personal and are not subject to being ridiculed by people like you. No religion is farfetched (sp.) or rediculous so cease with the persecution, Pontius.
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Enjoy yer stale beer, aye, bungrat.
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My heart is all broken…
Oh no, wait, I’m just hungry. Time for some pastas, see ya.
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I always knew there was a reason I hated the name Justin. Go to “fucking” spagetti hell bitch.
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Because Christianity makes sooo much sense.
If I understand correctly: Chritianity it the belif that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a woman made out of a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
and he thinks we are ridiculous????
hmmm…..
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@ Anya post #106
Hey…. My names Justin! I kinda like my name too
And Im a devout Pastafarian !
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you all deny his existence but he still loves you
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You americans are surley too retarded to be typing in this forum so why even bother (exept for you pastafarians) and i believe this site if for pastafarians so the only reason you christians are looking at this is because you doubt youre own religion
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Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!”
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OOoooooH a Free Spaceship ! count me in , i can spread the word of his greatness as this pirate travails the sea of stars , his noodley appendage shall pass before me , i have one question though .. does the replicator make a decent meatball and sauce with pasta , oh and does it make beer … and ! what about my holodeck … i want wenches in there , and lots of them ! make sure to check before you send my ship to me , thanks
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my partner in crime , may her pirating never cease :) has just informed me that i should have asked for vulcan love slave three while i was at it … in that case copies all round …
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quote from Lyz:
“Jesus must love swearing.
Do you hear yourself speak?
“I fucking think you people are fucking retarded. You guys are so fucking stupid with your fucking flying spaghetti monster.”
“I fucking love Jesus and God!””
I think the last line should be changed to:
“I love fucking Jesus and God”
He seems good at that.
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OH…… shoot us out into outer space..? Well, isn’t that where god used to live until science proved that there was a thing called “outer space”.
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Hey bud-
GET A LIFE OR BLOG ABOUT IT
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I find it hilarious that these christians are making fun of the absurdity of this religion… when in reality they’re making fun of their own religion, since believing in FSM is on a similar level (though admittedly higher level) as believing in God
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You’re free to love and believe in your ‘god’ and ‘Jesus’ but we are not allowed to believe in our beloved Spaghetti? You may not like it but it’s there and theirs nothing you can do about it!
Seriously
~Kason Enre Nvidiade
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Hey Justin Ramey’s last name is suspiciously similar to Ramen, Coincidence or the doing of His Noddleness?
(sorry if someone already posted this, just wanted to tell someone)
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if you want to hear something fucking retarded here it is. apparenty there is and invisable bearded man who lives in the sky and controls everything that happens in the world. now there is something retarded.
suck my nuts you prick.
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@CaruloN
Careful there, don’t want to lower yourself to their level. Just take a deep breath (preferably away from the vents on your computer) and then procede to calmly hack away at the idiocy of others. Note; never immerse yourself in prolonged periods of destroying the hateful ideas of others. It starts to really eat away at you after a few hours, and for some reason there’s always more idiotic, spiteful xians out there…
RAmen all.
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Dear Justin:
“This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking “God”, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.”
P.S. Fuck you, dipshit.
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Pirates Can breathe in space.
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I was just thinking…
How is an invisible flying spaghetti monster all that much different from god? I realize that the FSM is spaghetti and all, but I don’t really get what christians get so worked up about. Both religions have a heaven where a person will spend eternity, both have an omnipotent power above them. Pastafarianism is just what some people believe and any christian that says “I believe because I know he exists,” should probably think for about three seconds “maybe this person believes the same way I do just to a different power,” and then all of the hate mail would stop if everyone just took those three seconds. (please excuse any grammatical mistakes I made.)
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