Arrgh, ye maties! Have yerselves a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye landlubbers!
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gamgeek -
Sep 19th, 2008
May th’ FSM be with ye, mateys. Jolly speak Like a scurvy pirate Day!
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gamgeek -
Sep 19th, 2008
ps. By th’ way, band ‘o pirates be cooler than ninjas
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Buccaneer Joe -
Sep 19th, 2008
Ahoy! Currently in class dressed like a pirate wit’ a hoarse voice ‘n a sassy parrot, I’m doin’ me part t’ spread t’ good word (that word being “Arr”) and so are the jim lads I converted last year. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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Ande -
Sep 19th, 2008
AAAAhhh noo, I forgot!! could’t you give a heads up about these things in advance?
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Fliegenden Nudeln -
Sep 19th, 2008
Well, shiver me timbers, the temperature here in Portland be ten degrees lower today cause of the pirate manner of speakin’. Hoist a noggin of rum to our Holy FSM, all ye Pastafarian Pirates.
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Almeida -
Sep 19th, 2008
Bring me one noggin of rum! Ahoy!
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jorge -
Sep 19th, 2008
Hi Jairo! did’t jnow there where other pastafarians in Colombia! I am from Cali(Valle) where are you from?
I have lost my jolly roger :o ! you bastards buccaneers have you stolen it? you are not worth even to navigate a boat accross the river! You’ll see when I found it.
Mean while, gimme a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Happy talk like a pirate day!
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Captain Headwound -
Sep 19th, 2008
Yaargh, Ye be needin’ to tell us these things earlier, matey. not the day of the holiday. I be unable to be talkin’ like this till now!
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Ayumi-chan -
Sep 19th, 2008
Yaaarrr, I be nearly forgettin’ ’tis Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ande be right, we’ll be needin’ a warnin’ next yaaarrr.
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Raist -
Sep 19th, 2008
Yar, t’day be a holy day indeed. Tis’ me hopes that ye all ‘ave dressed in yer pirate regalia. A happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye all!
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Onotheo -
Sep 19th, 2008
I have a disability; I can’t talk like a pirate. But I’ve done my offerings and partake of pasta today and the FSM is please. (^-^)
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Cats are Snakes -
Sep 19th, 2008
Mateys, I be wishin’ a fine holiday to all.
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Platypus Enthusiast -
Sep 19th, 2008
Arr, it be the 19th, a Friday, and POTC: Dead man’s Chest be on USA tonight. I think it be an omen.
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Parker -
Sep 19th, 2008
Garr! it be a friday on national talk like a pirate day!
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Parker -
Sep 19th, 2008
it was friday
it was september ninteenth
i wore a shirt with a pirate on it without realizing it when i put it on
and i accidently brought a mini pirate chest to school
and potc was on :O
i am being touched by his noodly appendages
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Tagliatelly Priest -
Sep 20th, 2008
Yarr, me lads, lassies and cutlassies! I do be a-missin yon Talk like a Pirate Day, yet none here know this ‘ere ‘oliday, mateys!
YoHoHo an’ a Bottle o’ Rum!
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Ishmael -
Sep 20th, 2008
Yarrr, everyday be “talk like a Pirate day” when ye be a pirate! Yarrr!
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale (religion); to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate sake I spit my last breath at thee.
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Mr Tom -
Sep 21st, 2008
Y’all be handing over that treasure me hearties, and I’ll be on my way to buy a wind farrrm. and some Solarrr panels.
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Monkey the Sailor -
Sep 21st, 2008
YARR MATES!
SEPT 19 IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY HERE, AND THE ARMY’S GLORY IS CELEBRATED…
wait… now I get it… ARMY = PIRATES (they killed, stealed and practically had adopted a “piracy” policy between 1973 and 1988…)
Maybe our Country’s Fathers had been touched by His noodlyness years ago…
RAmen
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Zinc Alloy -
Sep 21st, 2008
You’ll all be pleased to know over here in England one of our radio stations, Smooth Radio, did indeed celebrate talk like a pirate day.
I got my 6year old son and 2 year old daughter to join in but alas, my good lady wife, being the landlubber that she is, was having none of it.
Next year I shall be better prepared and myself and the kids we’ll make a proper day of it.
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Mike -
Sep 23rd, 2008
People, people, how little ye know. We have all forgotten the patron saint of Talk like a Pirate Day, who was taken from us at the age of only 50 in 1956 and surely sits at the right hand (err apendage) of His Noodly Greatness. I refer of course to the saintly Robert Newton, who’s accent you have all been copying. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Newton
Now I want to test your knowledge by filling in the last words (that I can’t recall) of the rolling intro to the sacred 1955 TV series spin off from Disney’s Treasure Island, titled “The Adventures of Long John Silver”.
This is what I have:
“If sailors’ tales to sailors’ tunes, storm and adventure, heat and cold, and all the old romance retold, exactly as in ancient way, can please as me they pleased of old, the wiser youngsters of today, then so be it and ……”.
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Spencer Klink -
Sep 28th, 2008
YEAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!
then so be it and fall on.
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Valvicus -
Oct 8th, 2008
Th’ employees at Arrgh!! Manufacturing Co, Inc. (http://arrgh.com/) get to talk like a pirate every day! I’ll be wagerin’ that if they’re caught not answerin’ th’ phone “Ar-rgh Manufacturin’! Ahoy, me hearty!”, they’ll be stung from th’ yar-r-rd-arm!
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yo ho ho -
Oct 15th, 2008
Yo Ho Ho! Aarrgh and pass the rum. Privates day ye say? Lemme see!
Oh, PIRATES? Hell, every day is pirates day.
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Bosso -
Oct 23rd, 2008
Great priates arr noble :O btw WoW had a talk like a pirateday action :o
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Shiver me timbers, I expect a rapid drop in the global average temperature today!
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Unless of course the FSM does not consider these people True Pirates. :|
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A Friday and Talk like a pirate day, What more can we be thankful to FSM for.
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Best. Holiday. EVAR
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Yarrr! It be ovaaarrrrrr in an hour for me :(
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Avast!
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Arrrrrrggggggg!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!! To all my fellow Pastafarians
~MB
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Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
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And a whopas can o’ trippy mushrooms!
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Talk like a pirate day AND friday! We’ve got a double holiday! Exclamation mark!
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YARRRRR IT BE A HAPPY PIRATE DAY INDEED
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It be my favorite holiday! Arg. RAmen.
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Arrgh! indeed. May His noodly-ness touch you and enrich your family with His carbohydrate gifts…
-Scott
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Arrrr!
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today be th’ greatest day o’ th’ year
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Yar Har Ho!
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Do’h It’s half way through the day and now I remeber this national holiday. ARRRRRRRRRRR
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A sacred holiday indeed my good mateys. Although I wonder if it *is* they high holy day of his noodliness?
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Ahoy Mateys all ove’ th’ world! all of ye ‘av a jolly tlap day from Colombia!
FSM lives! he really does!
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YAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today be the holiest of days
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yar the holiest of holidays
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Ahoy me hardies! There be trouble brewing.
http://www.askaninja.com/node/5557
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Arrgh, ye maties! Have yerselves a Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye landlubbers!
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May th’ FSM be with ye, mateys. Jolly speak Like a scurvy pirate Day!
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ps. By th’ way, band ‘o pirates be cooler than ninjas
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Ahoy! Currently in class dressed like a pirate wit’ a hoarse voice ‘n a sassy parrot, I’m doin’ me part t’ spread t’ good word (that word being “Arr”) and so are the jim lads I converted last year. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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AAAAhhh noo, I forgot!! could’t you give a heads up about these things in advance?
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Well, shiver me timbers, the temperature here in Portland be ten degrees lower today cause of the pirate manner of speakin’. Hoist a noggin of rum to our Holy FSM, all ye Pastafarian Pirates.
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Bring me one noggin of rum! Ahoy!
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Hi Jairo! did’t jnow there where other pastafarians in Colombia! I am from Cali(Valle) where are you from?
I have lost my jolly roger :o ! you bastards buccaneers have you stolen it? you are not worth even to navigate a boat accross the river! You’ll see when I found it.
Mean while, gimme a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Happy talk like a pirate day!
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Yaargh, Ye be needin’ to tell us these things earlier, matey. not the day of the holiday. I be unable to be talkin’ like this till now!
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Yaaarrr, I be nearly forgettin’ ’tis Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ande be right, we’ll be needin’ a warnin’ next yaaarrr.
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Yar, t’day be a holy day indeed. Tis’ me hopes that ye all ‘ave dressed in yer pirate regalia. A happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye all!
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I have a disability; I can’t talk like a pirate. But I’ve done my offerings and partake of pasta today and the FSM is please. (^-^)
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Mateys, I be wishin’ a fine holiday to all.
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Arr, it be the 19th, a Friday, and POTC: Dead man’s Chest be on USA tonight. I think it be an omen.
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Garr! it be a friday on national talk like a pirate day!
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it was friday
it was september ninteenth
i wore a shirt with a pirate on it without realizing it when i put it on
and i accidently brought a mini pirate chest to school
and potc was on :O
i am being touched by his noodly appendages
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Yarr, me lads, lassies and cutlassies! I do be a-missin yon Talk like a Pirate Day, yet none here know this ‘ere ‘oliday, mateys!
YoHoHo an’ a Bottle o’ Rum!
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Yarrr, everyday be “talk like a Pirate day” when ye be a pirate! Yarrr!
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale (religion); to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate sake I spit my last breath at thee.
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Y’all be handing over that treasure me hearties, and I’ll be on my way to buy a wind farrrm. and some Solarrr panels.
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YARR MATES!
SEPT 19 IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY HERE, AND THE ARMY’S GLORY IS CELEBRATED…
wait… now I get it… ARMY = PIRATES (they killed, stealed and practically had adopted a “piracy” policy between 1973 and 1988…)
Maybe our Country’s Fathers had been touched by His noodlyness years ago…
RAmen
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You’ll all be pleased to know over here in England one of our radio stations, Smooth Radio, did indeed celebrate talk like a pirate day.
I got my 6year old son and 2 year old daughter to join in but alas, my good lady wife, being the landlubber that she is, was having none of it.
Next year I shall be better prepared and myself and the kids we’ll make a proper day of it.
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People, people, how little ye know. We have all forgotten the patron saint of Talk like a Pirate Day, who was taken from us at the age of only 50 in 1956 and surely sits at the right hand (err apendage) of His Noodly Greatness. I refer of course to the saintly Robert Newton, who’s accent you have all been copying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Newton
Now I want to test your knowledge by filling in the last words (that I can’t recall) of the rolling intro to the sacred 1955 TV series spin off from Disney’s Treasure Island, titled “The Adventures of Long John Silver”.
This is what I have:
“If sailors’ tales to sailors’ tunes, storm and adventure, heat and cold, and all the old romance retold, exactly as in ancient way, can please as me they pleased of old, the wiser youngsters of today, then so be it and ……”.
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YEAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!
then so be it and fall on.
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Th’ employees at Arrgh!! Manufacturing Co, Inc. (http://arrgh.com/) get to talk like a pirate every day! I’ll be wagerin’ that if they’re caught not answerin’ th’ phone “Ar-rgh Manufacturin’! Ahoy, me hearty!”, they’ll be stung from th’ yar-r-rd-arm!
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Yo Ho Ho! Aarrgh and pass the rum. Privates day ye say? Lemme see!
Oh, PIRATES? Hell, every day is pirates day.
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Great priates arr noble :O btw WoW had a talk like a pirateday action :o
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