Comments on: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:53:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-883068 ATSAP REVOL Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:58:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-883068 Oh Daniel, you think this is a catastrophe? Wait until the Rapture occurs...planes without pilots falling from the sky, autos without drivers careening wildly into other autos, unflushed toilets full of stinky shit. But it's all part of God's plan, right? - ATSAP REVOL, The Bullshit Inspector Oh Daniel, you think this is a catastrophe? Wait until the Rapture occurs…planes without pilots falling from the sky, autos without drivers careening wildly into other autos, unflushed toilets full of stinky shit. But it’s all part of God’s plan, right?
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ATSAP REVOL, The Bullshit Inspector

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]]> By: Jimmy-Bob http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-882934 Jimmy-Bob Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:15:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-882934 'JESUS IS ALIVE' According to your bible: 'Jesus' died almost 2000 years ago. ‘JESUS IS ALIVE’
According to your bible: ‘Jesus’ died almost 2000 years ago.

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]]> By: FF http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-861465 FF Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:06:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-861465 The holy spirit has already washed over you in a big, hot, steaming pile. TRIPLE JESUS The holy spirit has already washed over you in a big, hot, steaming pile.
TRIPLE JESUS

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-853064 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:53:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-853064 Daniel: Despite your JESUS fixation, I'm glad you took the effort to mention the Holy Spirit. Of the 3 personalities of the schizto Christian God, he runs a distant third. In fact, if you relate your god to the 3 Stooges, he's lower than Larry. Karl Marx said "Religion is the opiate of the people". That would make the Holy Spirit your "Doctor Feelgood". God the father, like any old man, likes to take a back seat and relax. Probably too much; he lets too much slide here on Earth, wouldn't you agree? When he was younger, he'd go around smiting people left and right, taking out whole cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. Maybe he's too far gone to do much nowadays. Never heard of anyone with their own SON as part of their multiple personality. Jesus on the other hand gets all the publicity. At least NOW he does. Funny how the historians of his day didn't ever mention someone who was the object of Herod's slaughter of the first born sons (no historical proof) the subject of a brutal execution (again, no historical proof), maker of miracles like raising people from the dead (first mentioned centuries after his death), and the first person ever to come back from the dead (according to only the bible - no historical proof, once again). Why does Jesus get all the attention? Because he's more like us! Humans created god AND his son, but we can humanize a Jesus better if we pretend he walked the earth. Daniel: Despite your JESUS fixation, I’m glad you took the effort to mention the Holy Spirit. Of the 3 personalities of the schizto Christian God, he runs a distant third. In fact, if you relate your god to the 3 Stooges, he’s lower than Larry. Karl Marx said “Religion is the opiate of the people”. That would make the Holy Spirit your “Doctor Feelgood”.

God the father, like any old man, likes to take a back seat and relax. Probably too much; he lets too much slide here on Earth, wouldn’t you agree? When he was younger, he’d go around smiting people left and right, taking out whole cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. Maybe he’s too far gone to do much nowadays. Never heard of anyone with their own SON as part of their multiple personality.

Jesus on the other hand gets all the publicity. At least NOW he does. Funny how the historians of his day didn’t ever mention someone who was the object of Herod’s slaughter of the first born sons (no historical proof) the subject of a brutal execution (again, no historical proof), maker of miracles like raising people from the dead (first mentioned centuries after his death), and the first person ever to come back from the dead (according to only the bible – no historical proof, once again).

Why does Jesus get all the attention? Because he’s more like us! Humans created god AND his son, but we can humanize a Jesus better if we pretend he walked the earth.

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]]> By: Bagelsauce http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-852943 Bagelsauce Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:36:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-852943 I like that "WASHES OVER YOU" is all caps so that we know it's important. Your Jeesuhs shall wash us. Aaaaaalllll over! I hope he has soft hands. - Bagelsauce I like that “WASHES OVER YOU” is all caps so that we know it’s important. Your Jeesuhs shall wash us. Aaaaaalllll over! I hope he has soft hands.
- Bagelsauce

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]]> By: ham nox http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-794319 ham nox Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:29:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-794319 "If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU." I really hate all this "read the bible before you go against it" stuff. Do they read the Kuran and study Greek myths and all the other teachings before they say they aren't true? We can't always know EVERYTHING in order to make an informed decision, that would make us omniscient gods ourselves. I try, at least, to be open-minded and somewhat knowledgeable about the beliefs of others. Why should I treat your bible with more reverence and suspense of disbelief than the teachings of Bobby Henderson? “If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU.”

I really hate all this “read the bible before you go against it” stuff. Do they read the Kuran and study Greek myths and all the other teachings before they say they aren’t true? We can’t always know EVERYTHING in order to make an informed decision, that would make us omniscient gods ourselves. I try, at least, to be open-minded and somewhat knowledgeable about the beliefs of others. Why should I treat your bible with more reverence and suspense of disbelief than the teachings of Bobby Henderson?

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]]> By: Miles http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-787577 Miles Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:17:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-787577 Well, if the Holy Spirit will WASH over me, I don't know, I might wanna be a Christian. =/ Well, if the Holy Spirit will WASH over me, I don’t know, I might wanna be a Christian.

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]]> By: Jen http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-779619 Jen Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:36:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-779619 I found Jesus, he was on South Park would find this website very funny indded! I found Jesus, he was on South Park would find this website very funny indded!

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]]> By: MarcyMarc http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-766165 MarcyMarc Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:06:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-766165 CAPS LOCK is clearly a christian's best weapon as they use it all the time and repeat everything over and over and over again. Leviticus is pretty nasty if you believe that bible your pretty sick (burn cities for not believing and kill everything). Also that stuff washing over you for FSM sakes don't read a book in the shower (not good for the paper). CAPS LOCK is clearly a christian’s best weapon as they use it all the time and repeat everything over and over and over again. Leviticus is pretty nasty if you believe that bible your pretty sick (burn cities for not believing and kill everything). Also that stuff washing over you for FSM sakes don’t read a book in the shower (not good for the paper).

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]]> By: Deoxyrigatoni Pasta http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-764145 Deoxyrigatoni Pasta Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:58:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-764145 "Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life." Hmmm Eternal Life? Or Eternal PASTA? Well Living forever without pasta just seems so...Unfulfilling so i choose PASTA. After all PASTA is tastier. “Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.”

Hmmm Eternal Life? Or Eternal PASTA? Well Living forever without pasta just seems so…Unfulfilling so i choose PASTA.

After all PASTA is tastier.

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]]> By: teri http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-764036 teri Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:59:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-764036 i cannot and will not find jesus...cause finding jesus means i might have to spend eternity with nutjobs like this! i'm a hardcore darwin chick...but you could defo label me spagnostic! keep up the good work pastafarians...if proof is ever found confirming intelligent design I hope it's the FSM. peace, love and veggie sex i cannot and will not find jesus…cause finding jesus means i might have to spend eternity with nutjobs like this! i’m a hardcore darwin chick…but you could defo label me spagnostic! keep up the good work pastafarians…if proof is ever found confirming intelligent design I hope it’s the FSM.

peace, love and veggie sex

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]]> By: dontbesonarrowminded http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763714 dontbesonarrowminded Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:39:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763714 Listen to yourself. "I'm right and you're wrong, give up your misguided attempts and come to my totally legitimate and provable religion instead. Wow, your Flying Spaghetti Monster has no more real credibility than my Christ and the rather paradoxically monstrous incestuous patriarch of the Old Testament, but you know what, I believe it so it must be more true than what you believe." How can you be so narrow minded? And so arrogant - assuming that just because you claim to have seen the light you have the right to subject everyone you meet to your patronising attempts to save them. I am agnostic because I do not claim the indisputable existence of a higher power, and nor am I so arrogant as to say that I don't think one exists, therefore it/he/she does not exist. Most major wars within the history of this world have been started because someone like you has claimed superiority over someone else. Then the testosterone-fuelled raving madness of having to prove your prowess as a man with a really big army comes out and bam, mass deaths. I respect your ability to believe blindly in something so obscure, I really do - but don't you think that your Jesus with all of his teachings and preachings of love and acceptance would rather you listen for a change than he gains one more forced follower because you have twisted someones arm around their back and coerced them into believing. I'd rather take the Spaghetti Monster. Listen to yourself. “I’m right and you’re wrong, give up your misguided attempts and come to my totally legitimate and provable religion instead. Wow, your Flying Spaghetti Monster has no more real credibility than my Christ and the rather paradoxically monstrous incestuous patriarch of the Old Testament, but you know what, I believe it so it must be more true than what you believe.”
How can you be so narrow minded? And so arrogant – assuming that just because you claim to have seen the light you have the right to subject everyone you meet to your patronising attempts to save them. I am agnostic because I do not claim the indisputable existence of a higher power, and nor am I so arrogant as to say that I don’t think one exists, therefore it/he/she does not exist. Most major wars within the history of this world have been started because someone like you has claimed superiority over someone else. Then the testosterone-fuelled raving madness of having to prove your prowess as a man with a really big army comes out and bam, mass deaths. I respect your ability to believe blindly in something so obscure, I really do – but don’t you think that your Jesus with all of his teachings and preachings of love and acceptance would rather you listen for a change than he gains one more forced follower because you have twisted someones arm around their back and coerced them into believing. I’d rather take the Spaghetti Monster.

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]]> By: jesse http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763151 jesse Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:07:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763151 Anyone who's ignorant the truth are enslaved as fools, Live and let live Anyone who’s ignorant the truth are enslaved as fools, Live and let live

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]]> By: Villhelm Micles Apostolocus-Rinthle http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763085 Villhelm Micles Apostolocus-Rinthle Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:22:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-763085 Blasphemy? What are you, a ancient persian? This is blasphemy! This is madness! No, THIS... IS... SPAAARTAAAAAA!!!!! lol 300 is like the best movie ever! And historically educational! Blasphemy? What are you, a ancient persian? This is blasphemy! This is madness! No, THIS… IS… SPAAARTAAAAAA!!!!! lol 300 is like the best movie ever! And historically educational!

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]]> By: Justin Hafey http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-762307 Justin Hafey Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:51:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-762307 Christians are truly insane, in my experience they are obsessive to the point of being ludicrous. We should and must mock and jeer them until they are but a distant memory. I have been touched by his noodely goodness. Christians are truly insane, in my experience they are obsessive to the point of being ludicrous. We should and must mock and jeer them until they are but a distant memory. I have been touched by his noodely goodness.

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]]> By: ddd http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-762148 ddd Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:43:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-762148 NO DANIEL!!!! Cease and desist at once!!!! There is only ONE TRUE HOLY WORD! And it lies in the GOSPEL of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!! His Noodly Goodness touches and guides us always. DO NOT thow off his DIVINE NOODLE....cuddle up to it and it will speaketh volumes. Throw it off, and you will be cursed with eternal STD's and luke warm beer without bubbles!!! Leave YOUR FAKE CHURCH now and gain freedom of mind, freedom of fear...and see the REAL WORLD in all its splendor. Imagine, no longer having to wear the instrument of a long and painful death around your neck like a dog collar. All HE requires you to do is chill out and be a pirate on the weekends to lower global temperatures and stuff!!! NO DANIEL!!!! Cease and desist at once!!!! There is only ONE TRUE HOLY WORD! And it lies in the GOSPEL of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!
His Noodly Goodness touches and guides us always. DO NOT thow off his DIVINE NOODLE….cuddle up to it and it will speaketh volumes. Throw it off, and you will be cursed with eternal STD’s and luke warm beer without bubbles!!!
Leave YOUR FAKE CHURCH now and gain freedom of mind, freedom of fear…and see the REAL WORLD in all its splendor. Imagine, no longer having to wear the instrument of a long and painful death around your neck like a dog collar. All HE requires you to do is chill out and be a pirate on the weekends to lower global temperatures and stuff!!!

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-761370 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:19:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-761370 No, I don't like Cheech and Chong. And yes, I did find the truth. That's why I'm here instead of in church, hearing about who begat who from some pedophile. No, I don’t like Cheech and Chong.
And yes, I did find the truth. That’s why I’m here instead of in church, hearing about who begat who from some pedophile.

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]]> By: Common Sense http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-760845 Common Sense Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:52:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-760845 "If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen." Wouldn't want to buy one of those fake bibles. I guess when you think about it, it really doesn't matter. “If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen.”

Wouldn’t want to buy one of those fake bibles.

I guess when you think about it, it really doesn’t matter.

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]]> By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-759294 Mike Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:22:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-759294 For the record I hate Cheech and Chong For the record I hate Cheech and Chong

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]]> By: mathsfreak628 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-748118 mathsfreak628 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 12:23:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/09/17/you-people-are-insane/#comment-748118 Isn't blasphemy the "One unforgivable sin"? Regardless of what we all do now,your "God" wouldn't let us through the pearly gates anyway. Just so you know. RAmen Isn’t blasphemy the “One unforgivable sin”? Regardless of what we all do now,your “God” wouldn’t let us through the pearly gates anyway. Just so you know.

RAmen

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