YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Kay look we all like Cheech and Chong but not when they start a religion. Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.

I say this to all the members of this church. Please come to your senses and stop with this blasphemy and find JESUS. He is the WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE. He tells you everything you need to listen to him.

If you had it outs with the church before then fine don’t go to a church at first but at lease buy and ACTUAL BIBLE read it and pray and listen. You will be amazed when the HOLY SPIRIT WASHES OVER YOU.

This is BLASPHEMY. Please stop misguiding people and come to the real lord who LOVES YOU. JESUS LOVES YOU JESUS IS ALIVE JESUS IS LORD YOU CAN BE SAVED.

MAY GOD PLEASE HELP AND BLESS YOU TO GET OVER THIS HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE THAT YOU HAVE STARTED LEAVE THIS FAKE CHURCH AND FIND THE ONLY ONE REAL GOD JESUS JESUS JESUS.

HE IS THE ONE HE IS THE WAY LISTEN TO HIM AND FOLLOW HIM AND YOU WILL BE AMAZED.

-Daniel

262 Responses to “YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH”

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261 - November 24th, 2008 at - Nick Says:

What’s fun about this one is you can’t read it out loud without laughing.

“JESUS JESUS JESUS”
262 - November 30th, 2008 at - Eaver Says:

To Jolly Roger in post 254, in the words of Ghandi, “I do not like your Christians, but I do like your Christ.”
You have to like Jesus. He was a sweet guy, and he meant well. You don’t have to believe in what he said, but you have to admit he was pretty nice.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American