Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:
The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.
-Steve
Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Praised be the very obvious noodly appendages!
check out the url i put in the website blank. you’ll shit bricks.
Sell it on eBay and then retire! You will have more time to spread the word!
I’m afraid that in a moment of weakness, I ate the fsm.
Its a miracle! Sell it on Ebay!
Pirates don’t fly. But then they don’t eat watermelon either. Proof positive that pirates eat watermelon to fly! I would have eaten the tomato-red fsm too. Now you’re blessed by his noodly appendage all through your cells.
RAmen. Arg.
Arg Sayers:
You equally disbelieve that pirates don’t eat watermelons to fly as much as we do. Seeing this is a religion, the burden is on you to prove your disbelief. Anyway, why wouldn’t a pirate eat watermelon? Pirates love flying!
I think it looks more like a handlebar mustache. Maybe if I drink another Ayinger or two, I will see His Noodly Appendages.
Steve, have you noticed any changes in the height of your jumps since said consumption of the watermelon?
They are the same height, but last for 5 minutes.
#3, Steve, Bet it tasted better than a crusty little wafer. Yet another reason to convert! Our God tastes way, way better.
AarrrRAmen!
Steve. You are an evil blasphemer! Pirates eat watermelon to increase their ejaculate volume, not to fly. My mommy told me so. I hope you rot in FSM hell…which has ugly strippers and watered down American beer.
wow, thems is fightin words.