lol you got to be kidding

Published by Bobby Henderson September 1st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

lol you got to be kidding
a monster?
stfu
god is the only one
not this damn spaghetti monster
im tired of the bullshit

-tiredofb.s

134 Responses to “lol you got to be kidding”

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121 - September 18th, 2008 at - Fliegenden Nudeln Says:

@Fucked in the head, #109

Don’t be such a fucknig (sic) asshole. I think you are a troll. Even a moronic Evangelist couldn’t write this stupidly.

Go take a fliegenden fuck at a rolling donut.
122 - September 18th, 2008 at - LOL Says:

SPAGGETTI MONSTERRRRRRR!!!!!
Ahahahahahahaa
Pirates
123 - September 21st, 2008 at - gimmethegepgun Says:

“tired of the bullshit”? Then please explain why you mention that “god is the only one”. About as bullshit as it comes
124 - September 22nd, 2008 at - Dominic Says:

Ew, wash the religious zealot off me.
125 - September 22nd, 2008 at - Steve Says:

I can only think of one thing to say to ‘Fuckedinthehead’

“Yes, indeed, you most definitely are.”

But He/She may need to find someone to explain it to them. May I suggest an exorcist?
126 - September 22nd, 2008 at - thisisridiculous! Says:

ok.. I’m sorry about that comment above
127 - September 25th, 2008 at - orangechicken Says:

Why is it that all of these “religious” people seem to have to resort to foul language to achieve their “point”? I’m not quite so sure the God you are praying to would be all that proud of your graphic display of profanity. Perhaps, before putting us down again, you should go apologize to your God for your mis-representation of your “religion”.

May you be touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen.
128 - September 26th, 2008 at - QChen Says:

I wanna eat your God. Literally.
129 - October 1st, 2008 at - hehe Says:

I just can’t understand how anyone could be so narcissistic as to say that his/her idea is “the only one.” If you trolls would at least read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you’ld see the truth of our philosophy, and yes I have read the bible, so no I’m not a hippocrite. I think the bible is a fantastic story. I don’t think your god (not the god, your god) wouldn’t be very happy at the hate mailers’ misrepresentation of his/her ideals.
130 - October 4th, 2008 at - Lyz Says:

If your god is the only one…
what about the Hindus? What about Buddists? What about US?
131 - October 13th, 2008 at - Landlubber Says:

Were you trying to write a haiku?
132 - October 16th, 2008 at - Kason Says:

If you’re tired then go to sleep…That’s what I usually do 8D
133 - October 21st, 2008 at - kol_lord Says:

What does “God” look like anyways? He might be the FSM in disguise trying to test your faith.
134 - November 10th, 2008 at - charles Says:

Is this Haiku?

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American