lol you got to be kidding
a monster?
stfu
god is the only one
not this damn spaghetti monster
im tired of the bullshit-tiredofb.s
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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He/She’s not a bad Christian, i mean look he at the very least attempts to empathise with us by saying He/She’s tired of this bullshit
and surely when He/She references there being one god He/She cannot be referring to any other but the Flying Spaghetti Monster? as of course He is the one true creator of all…
or He/She is just an idiot
on another note though… as the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the creator of everything does that mean He created the False God of the Christians?
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yes your right their is only one god…but he is in fact made of spaghetti
so your ,logic is flawed
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You know, the Bible actually never says that God is not made of spaghetti, so I think Pastafarianism fits perfectly well with Christianity – and most other religions, actually, which also do not specify that God is not made of pasta.
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Aaaarrrggh!
Thanks for believing!
Remember that this Friday, Sept. 19th, is talk like a pirate day.
We appreciate the support.
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I hate to admit it but I truly miss it when we have no new hate mail. It might be a weakness in me but I have to admit that I kind of enjoy discussing the merits of religion with those that have yet to be touched by his noodly appendage. Hopefully someone will contribute soon.
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Maybe if Bobby would move into a huge old building in Rome, wear silly looking robes, a thousand dollar pointy hat and had some of us swing incense stenchers around all this would be more mainstream – not bullshit.
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Are they even trying anymore? Seriously, I liked it when they were either valid, debatable points or hilarious bullshit. This is…boring, really.
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The FSM is trying to test our faith in parody and belief in satire by sending such boring hate mail. Let us double our efforts to dress up like pirates, and if it gets really bad we need to start making Harri Krishna’s walk the plank.
RAmen
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you people are a bunch of fucking dickheads. the FSM is so fucking gay it is insulting to all outher religions and should be taken off the net. Everybody who worships this gayshit are fucknig stupid
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I want to believe…
“Everybody who worships this gayshit are fucknig stupid”
…that this quote from ‘Fucked in the head’ is the finest and neatly crafted satire on hate mail ever written. If it isn’t, then then it must be true that people really is this fcuking stupid.
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Thank you for contributing, Fucked in the Head (probably your real name). I see that you ussed the f-word 4 times in your tiny rant. That’s good; it’s probably the closest you’ve come to actual sex.
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Interesting to note that the true Pastafarians seem to be far more eloquent than the other writers on this website.
Intriguing too is that “Flying Spaghetti Monster” has just the correct number of syllables for the middle line of a haiku.
Is that not proof of the “omnipastance” of his great noodliness?
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@Fucked in the head
Your name says it all. It’s brilliant, actually. All those boring arguments for and against religion… And then you go and remind us why anyone would buy into that “religion” crap in the first place.
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Wow, I feel pretty good. I think I’ll go grab a beer to keep the buzz going. Thanks! Keep up the good work!
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Ramen
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I can’t believe all of the people who are truly offended by this. I mean, are you for real? It’s obviously not real. I mean, nobody would actually believe that a creator of universes is made out of an Italian pasta. Hell, Italians, let alone pasta, haven’t even been around that long. On the geological clock, human beings have only been around for a couple minutes. So how can a human invention create something that has been around FAR longer than humans themselves?
Come on people, wise up. If you are really offended by this, grow the hell up and be real. It’s funny.
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Fucked in the head seems to be another frustrated Christian who desperately needs to come out.
This obsession with using homosexuality as an insult is a defence mechanism used by a lot of Christians who are deeply unhappy with their own hidden homosexuality.
If your God doesn’t like you for who you are then maybe he’s not such a great God.
The FSM would never reject you for being gay. As long as your an ok person.
Embrace Pastafarianism and you will be fulfilled.
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As demonstrated via the language in the composition of post #109, the name fits.
TBHNA
BCA
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funny and believing in a mystical figure in the clouds is not gay?
By the way what you typed just proves how hypocritical religion can be. Nice language!
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i hate everyone who thinks the spaghetti monster is real lollll bowskil
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@Fucked in the head
We could have figured that part out on our own.
In your brief fit you manage to advocate against freedom of speech, against freedom of religion, and in favor of censorship, while at the same time swearing like a drunken dockworker. You probably consider yourself a good American. Those of us who have evolved beyond Homo Erectus consider you an asshole.
ET
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Hate mail always makes me hungry. I really need some noodles now.
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@Fucked in the head, #109
Don’t be such a fucknig (sic) asshole. I think you are a troll. Even a moronic Evangelist couldn’t write this stupidly.
Go take a fliegenden fuck at a rolling donut.
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SPAGGETTI MONSTERRRRRRR!!!!!
Ahahahahahahaa
Pirates
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“tired of the bullshit”? Then please explain why you mention that “god is the only one”. About as bullshit as it comes
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Ew, wash the religious zealot off me.
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I can only think of one thing to say to ‘Fuckedinthehead’
“Yes, indeed, you most definitely are.”
But He/She may need to find someone to explain it to them. May I suggest an exorcist?
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ok.. I’m sorry about that comment above
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Why is it that all of these “religious” people seem to have to resort to foul language to achieve their “point”? I’m not quite so sure the God you are praying to would be all that proud of your graphic display of profanity. Perhaps, before putting us down again, you should go apologize to your God for your mis-representation of your “religion”.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen.
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I wanna eat your God. Literally.
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I just can’t understand how anyone could be so narcissistic as to say that his/her idea is “the only one.” If you trolls would at least read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you’ld see the truth of our philosophy, and yes I have read the bible, so no I’m not a hippocrite. I think the bible is a fantastic story. I don’t think your god (not the god, your god) wouldn’t be very happy at the hate mailers’ misrepresentation of his/her ideals.
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If your god is the only one…
what about the Hindus? What about Buddists? What about US?
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Were you trying to write a haiku?
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If you’re tired then go to sleep…That’s what I usually do 8D
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What does “God” look like anyways? He might be the FSM in disguise trying to test your faith.
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Is this Haiku?
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God?
Which God?
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Haha ^^ nice, is there a section to follow the RSS feed
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The Bible has a talking snake.
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“”"lol you got to be kidding a monster? stfu. god is the only one. not this damn spaghetti monster”"”
Apparently not, seeing as how Hinduism is MUCH older than even Judaism… Hindus are laughing at your hippie nailed to a lowercase T.
“”"im tired of the bullshit”"”
Then why did you come here? Retard.
“”"-tiredofb.s”"”
Why are you a Christian then?
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