Historic Proof of his Noodley Intervention

Published by Bobby Henderson September 1st, 2008 in evidence and General FSM news.

The above photo was provided by Pastafarian Eric. I will assume it’s legitimate unless someone proves otherwise (as per all matters of religion).

31 Responses to “Historic Proof of his Noodley Intervention”

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21 - September 4th, 2008 at - Raist Says:

Obviously proof of his existence. But why did he have his invisibility off? A few too many beers that day?
22 - September 5th, 2008 at - Doctor of Pastdivinity Says:

Some people are skeptical about this very early photographs. They sustain in Photography classes around the world, that the very art of photography was not invented till 1830s. However, this fabricated consensus is unconsistent to our values. So, I beg them to Teach the Controversy about piramides and photographs!!!
23 - September 5th, 2008 at - Advantageous Mongoose Says:

Pyramids were built by Egyptians as a manifestation of beer volcanoes on earth and a gateway to the afterlife, the Egyptians brewed beer and a number of reliefs carved into tombs depict this. I believe this shows the moment when the FSM touched the Egyptians with his noodly appendages and stopped them building anymore of those stupid pyramid things. He would really rather they didn’t toil all day in the sun dragging rocks around. Curiously enough the first records of pirates we have come from Egypt after the age of pyramid building had finished.
24 - September 6th, 2008 at - Thomas O'brien Says:

You guys are fucking amazing keep doing what ur doing… This fuking awesome. I can’t describe the giddy goodness I feel looking at this… Its just too freak’n godly… This made my day!!!lol
25 - September 8th, 2008 at - sam Says:

well, the flying spaghetti monster is awesome and all, correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that the same flying spaghetti monster picture as “touch by his noodly appendage”?
26 - September 9th, 2008 at - Tarquin F Smythe QJM Says:

The mystic art of photography or photography as it was known in Egyptian times was lost for thousands of years until mr kodak reinvented it. Just goes to show there is nothing new in this world.

ramen
27 - September 10th, 2008 at - Ande Says:

The egyptian sungod is named RA, you know, short for RAmen
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ps the now builtin spellshecker wants me to write in swedish but I choose to defy it mouhahaha
28 - September 10th, 2008 at - Delusion Says:

I’m going to write a website about this travesty of truth!

True Believers know that the Swimming Lasagna Creature is the true god and he didn’t invent photography until about 1800 B.S., and that this is all FSM Church propaganda. Maybe the people who host the NASA faked moon landing website will see my wisdom and agree to host me.
29 - September 11th, 2008 at - Meisha Says:

I believe his cloaking device had some sand in it. That is why he isn’t invisible.
30 - September 13th, 2008 at - Choezzin Says:

The pyramids truly depict his wonderful heaven. Its a pity the primitive
stripper factory is lost in the sands of time.

May you be touched by his noodly goodness
RAmen
31 - September 14th, 2008 at - Nigel Says:

Aaah, Good ol FSM he is so photographic

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American