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The above photo was provided by Pastafarian Eric. I will assume it’s legitimate unless someone proves otherwise (as per all matters of religion).
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Those early cameras were so grainy.
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Looks like ‘e be wondering what those lubbers are up to, arr.
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No no no, It’s legit even if it’s proven false, just like every other religion.
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?? Are those guys hauling on His Noodley Appendages?
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Fantastic! anyway I never bought into the rolling the blocks on logs, stupid, this is the proof we have all been waiting for!
Keep it going
Aaaar!
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This is amazing.
ly funny.
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Grainy as in wheat? More evidence of His intelligence! Imagine designing a camera lens entirely from Durum wheat.
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Ancient egyptians with a camera? More proof that the FSM exists, how else could they have gotten a camera that long ago.
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See we knew the pyramids weren’t human.
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Confirmed; totally legitimate.
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this is clear and undeniable proof of the existence of the FSM
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Indeed it seems this ancient egyptian photographer captured our Noodly creator in a rare moment of his appearance.
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It certainly explains a lot…
RAmen
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must of been made of sand
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I have proof that that isn’t a real photo!
The hair style of the men in the photo is not how they had their hair back then.
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Yarr! Photography was still in its infancy back when the pyramids were still under constuction. It wasn’t until humanity had the means to channel the cosmic forces that modern photography was developed.
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No doubt whatsoever. His Noodleness was definitely involved in building of the pyramids!
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Does this mean that the FSM is female? Couldn’t go out on a date because she was on her pyramid?
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@jeremykeys that was just bad
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I had no idea that he was apart of that movement…. But after seeing this proof, and thinking about it, how COULDN’T have he overseen these amazing creations! He truly is all powerful and all knowing!
*Bows down to his overload FSM and his noodley appendages*
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It is clear that The flying spaghetti monster was simply having a friend take a photo for his myspace and he forgot to delete his profile when the site went big (bought by the greeks)
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Obviously proof of his existence. But why did he have his invisibility off? A few too many beers that day?
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Some people are skeptical about this very early photographs. They sustain in Photography classes around the world, that the very art of photography was not invented till 1830s. However, this fabricated consensus is unconsistent to our values. So, I beg them to Teach the Controversy about piramides and photographs!!!
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Pyramids were built by Egyptians as a manifestation of beer volcanoes on earth and a gateway to the afterlife, the Egyptians brewed beer and a number of reliefs carved into tombs depict this. I believe this shows the moment when the FSM touched the Egyptians with his noodly appendages and stopped them building anymore of those stupid pyramid things. He would really rather they didn’t toil all day in the sun dragging rocks around. Curiously enough the first records of pirates we have come from Egypt after the age of pyramid building had finished.
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You guys are fucking amazing keep doing what ur doing… This fuking awesome. I can’t describe the giddy goodness I feel looking at this… Its just too freak’n godly… This made my day!!!lol
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well, the flying spaghetti monster is awesome and all, correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that the same flying spaghetti monster picture as “touch by his noodly appendage”?
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The mystic art of photography or photography as it was known in Egyptian times was lost for thousands of years until mr kodak reinvented it. Just goes to show there is nothing new in this world.
ramen
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The egyptian sungod is named RA, you know, short for RAmen
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ps the now builtin spellshecker wants me to write in swedish but I choose to defy it mouhahaha
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I’m going to write a website about this travesty of truth!
True Believers know that the Swimming Lasagna Creature is the true god and he didn’t invent photography until about 1800 B.S., and that this is all FSM Church propaganda. Maybe the people who host the NASA faked moon landing website will see my wisdom and agree to host me.
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I believe his cloaking device had some sand in it. That is why he isn’t invisible.
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The pyramids truly depict his wonderful heaven. Its a pity the primitive
stripper factory is lost in the sands of time.
May you be touched by his noodly goodness
RAmen
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Aaah, Good ol FSM he is so photographic
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im sorry but this is absurd its a “flying spaghetti monster” i dont find that very believable
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