2008 September archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for September, 2008

this is a stupid internet meme

Published by Bobby Henderson September 29th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 142 Comments

This is a stupid Internet Meme that has somehow turned into some kind of religion. Ranting at them is not going to help.
Before you ask, yes, I am Christian and believed Jesus died on the cross for all of us because he loved us that much.
If I may ask, though, would the FSM willing [...]

graced with His presence

Published by Bobby Henderson September 29th, 2008 in General FSM news and food. 25 Comments

My friend Andrea was graced with the presence of His Noodliness on her 24th birthday this year. He came to us in the form of funnel cake with chocolate cookie “meatballs” and nonpareil eyes. The t-shirt speaks volumes as well. Hope you enjoy!
Lauren

This is the most idiotic thing

Published by Bobby Henderson September 27th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 51 Comments

Hahahahhaa. This is the most idiotic thing I’ve heard. Pastafarianism, what such bullshit, how about you all turn agnostic and end this?
-hoho

A proud day for Pastafarians

Published by Bobby Henderson September 26th, 2008 in General FSM news and pirates. 102 Comments

[Pastafarians stage a counter-protest. Photo cred - Brian Chilson]
It was a victory for Pastafarians everywhere.
Last Friday - Talk Like a Pirate Day - the Central Arkansas Pastafarians interrupted and caused the discontinuation of a Westboro Baptist Church hate-demonstration.
Westboro Baptist Church is best known for picketing funeral processions of soldiers killed in the Iraq War, [...]

I’ve seen some crazy shit in my life

Published by Bobby Henderson September 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 117 Comments

I ve seen some crazy shit in my life ….. but people actualy believing in this crap.you guys got 1 st prize @ the stupid awards!!!! futher do you people even know what all pasta s are made of please go look that up and explain that one to me ……. there is no words [...]

I find this religion absolutly rediculous

Published by Bobby Henderson September 22nd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 132 Comments

I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.
Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen [...]

celebrity FSM sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson September 22nd, 2008 in General FSM news. 15 Comments

Had the best geek moment ever! After a panel at a local SiFi Con Randal Munroe and Cory Doctorow had left to grab some lunch. I went to my car to grab a drink. They were passing my car and stopped. Whipped out there cameras and were going to take a picture of my car. [...]

This is fucking retarded

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 124 Comments

This is fucking retarded. People actually thinking there is a fucking spaghetti monster, THA FUCK? I honestly did not think people could get any more fucking ridiculous. Oh people, if you actually believe, then we need to shoot you out into outer space. Dipshits.
-Justin Ramey

Protein resembles FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2008 in General FSM news, evidence and sightings. 23 Comments

I was viewing a Website for my biology course when I had this holy experience.
www.umass.edu/molvis/[...]/chapter.htm
The ribbon model of the example protein (View five) Looks EXACTLY like His Noodlyness.
Recently, I have been doubting my faith in the FSM. I take this as a sign that he is still with me. I have never felt more touched [...]

Arrgh!

Published by Bobby Henderson September 19th, 2008 in General FSM news and pirates. 49 Comments

Argentine FSM cake

Published by Bobby Henderson September 18th, 2008 in General FSM news and food. 18 Comments

My wife Lucía did me this wonderful FSM cake for my 47th birthday. I had to give a lot of explanations when I brought it to my workplace but it was worth the effort!
Marcelo
Buenos Aires, Argentina.

That is one of the best FSM cakes I’ve seen. How did He taste?

YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE FIND THE TRUTH

Published by Bobby Henderson September 17th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 287 Comments

Kay look we all like Cheech and Chong but not when they start a religion. Please come to JESUS and be saved he wants to give you the gift of eternal life.
I say this to all the members of this church. Please come to your senses and stop with this blasphemy and find JESUS. [...]

Church to apologize to Darwin

Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2008 in General FSM news. 32 Comments

The Church of England has decided to apologize to Darwin. Excerpt from The Telegraph:
The Church of England will concede in a statement that it was over-defensive and over-emotional in dismissing Darwin’s ideas. It will call “anti-evolutionary fervour” an “indictment” on the Church.
…
The apology, which has been written by the Rev Dr Malcolm Brown, [...]

Watermelon

Published by Bobby Henderson September 16th, 2008 in General FSM news, evidence, food and sightings. 12 Comments

Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:

The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.
-Steve
Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.

FSM at OSU

Published by Bobby Henderson September 12th, 2008 in sightings. 13 Comments

Spotted by Carver at my Alma mater, Oregon State University:

My favorite thing about this is the spelling of “Toched”. I didn’t say it was a good school, just that I went there. Go Beavers.

BBC endorses the FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson September 8th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 25 Comments

Yesterday afternoon I spotted the FSM on the BBC during Mister Maker on Cbeebies.
Good to see His Noodliness being planted firmly into the minds of the young.
–David

campfire site

Published by Bobby Henderson September 5th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 15 Comments

I have discovered clear evidence of his noodley appearance departing from a campfire site next to a lake in Finland.
Yours truly,
Heikki

FSM appears as lightning in Malibu

Published by Bobby Henderson September 2nd, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 23 Comments

Micheal Gardner captured the above photo. I’m not sure he realized what he’s captured but it is very impressive.

Boston billboard

Published by Bobby Henderson September 2nd, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 3 Comments

Could the FSM indeed be the creator of all life? Well, this billboard in Boston’s North End could shed some light on it! Enjoy the photo, and long live the FSM!
-Ben

lol you got to be kidding

Published by Bobby Henderson September 1st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 137 Comments

lol you got to be kidding
a monster?
stfu
god is the only one
not this damn spaghetti monster
im tired of the bullshit
-tiredofb.s

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American