If there hadn’t been pirates, your ancestors wouldn’t have existed. They do have an extraordinarily high percentage of genetic similarity with modern man, especially considering how long they’ve been around, so I must conclude that without them, there wouldn’t be any ‘us’
the letter fails to mention that it is Pastafarian belief that heaven is consumed of beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have venereal diseases. Also.. proceeds from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will help build a pirate ship.. so we all need to buy The Gospel and help global warming.. the more pirates, the less global warming.. duh..
i just thought of something,if there were no pirates(like myself and a pastafarian for 1½ years) then when you stepped outside you would spontaniously combust =) sounds like fun huh… but that doesnt seem like a good enough reason?
Pirates have everything to do with anything!!!
RAmen
Try to follow along:
a) Dang! Them there eyeballs are so kom-pli-cated that there must be an all-powerful, always-was, wants-his-ass-kissed god that made ‘em.
b) The decline of pirates corresponds directly with global warming.
The difference: eyeballs can be verified to exist, god cannot.
pirates did and do exist, as does global warming.
Score: Pastafarians 2, Creationists 1. We win!
They are way cooler than Zombies.
ramen to the noodly one
If there hadn’t been pirates, your ancestors wouldn’t have existed. They do have an extraordinarily high percentage of genetic similarity with modern man, especially considering how long they’ve been around, so I must conclude that without them, there wouldn’t be any ‘us’
the letter fails to mention that it is Pastafarian belief that heaven is consumed of beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have venereal diseases. Also.. proceeds from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will help build a pirate ship.. so we all need to buy The Gospel and help global warming.. the more pirates, the less global warming.. duh..
Yar, it be obvious.
i just thought of something,if there were no pirates(like myself and a pastafarian for 1½ years) then when you stepped outside you would spontaniously combust =) sounds like fun huh… but that doesnt seem like a good enough reason?