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what the fuck

Published August 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything

-ahf



83 Responses to “what the fuck”

  1. Eric says:

    Pirates are as special to our religion as Saints to Christians and cows to Hindus.

    Take the time and read a little of our gospel.

  2. BlackBard says:

    ahf obviously has not seen our chart. Too bad that he/she will remain in darkness.

  3. Ex-Captain Etay says:

    What the fuck is that sentence doing without punctuation?

  4. Meisha says:

    Pirates are sacred because they are the most honest type of people you can come across. They don’t hide their religious fervor behind crucifixes or other weeny devices. You know exactly what to expect from them before even talking to them because of how they are dressed. Its awesome and its wonderful to have such affirmative people representing Pastafarianism.

    RAmen

  5. jeremykeys says:

    @ Darwin’s Monkey
    Great idea but you’re missing one important piece of information. We’d have to teach most of them to read first.
    Ahf. Weird name. I presume that is your last name and your first is a synonym for the sex act. You know, starts with an “f”, ends with a “k”, four letters.
    I’m surprised you don’t know about Pirates. You should fully check out this site. You may be astonished. Pirates are our ancestors. They are the cause and effect of everything. Our very survival depends on them coming back in ever increasing numbers. Just look at the graph. It is proof positive. Check out the evidence section. After that, enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner and a few beers. It will all come perfectly clear.

  6. Ron Hager says:

    Imagine the uproar if one of us went to a major website of their religion and cursed at them. I give no thanks to ahf for abusing our religion. May he be keel hauled daily for the rest of his life.

  7. Pirate Mac says:

    They give candy to children… well they used to. Damn Krishna’s.
    *sobs a little*

  8. Iron Mike says:

    Fuck the what?

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