Please be advised of our scientific chart proving that the lack of Pirates are the cause of global warming. Obviously this shows how extremely important the pirates are to the world.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster be praised for all our noodly appendages!
- Pirate Number 12
You see, believers like ahf are so accustomed to the correlation = causation fallacy that they don’t even realize when they see it in satirical form.
The FSM is our god, and Captain Jack Sparrow is our (un-)Holy Ghost.
If you read our graph you will see that pirates have everything to do with the world Matey!!
RAmen!!
Everything, you fool. They are the chosen people of the Great Noodly One, the one deity that actually exists, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
They are the chosen people.
Duh
Pirates are relevant everywhere – you are surrounded!
Yarrrrrrr!
Read the letter to the school board before you post! Not hard to find, look under About.
Please be advised of our scientific chart proving that the lack of Pirates are the cause of global warming. Obviously this shows how extremely important the pirates are to the world.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster be praised for all our noodly appendages!
- Pirate Number 12
*sigh*