What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
Reincarnated and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
Jesus loves idiots??
No wonder there are so many Christians!
That reminds me of a true incident … I was peacefully sitting on a bench in a park enjoying the sunset, when someone sat beside me, looked a while and, very seriously, said:
“You are Jesus, right?”
Gee, I was quite impressed. Anyway, when he (assuming that he is not me, but I should know if, shouldn’t I) comes round, give me a word- pasta is always at the ready. Maybe I can even persuade him to go fishing, he should like that.
Darwin’s Monkey – Best comment I have read thus far. May his Noodly Appendage toucheth you for alleth youreth dayseth.
Jesus loves me? I don’t want to be loved by a 2000 year old corpse. That’s too creepy!
I’m sure if Jesus were here, he’d join me in enjoying some delicious spaghetti.
Since Christianity is a minority (around 30%), I guess most of the world are idiots for not accepting Jesus. Could be worse – think of all those poor souls who died BC. Guess they’re just screwed, huh?
Kitty, if there was a god who wanted us in heaven with him so badly, why send us here in the first damn place? Why is he lonely now? Tired of all those angels? And speaking of them, how come they STARTED out in heaven? Doesn’t seem fair to me.
Jesus the King of the Jews is coming back?
According to the Jews he hasn’t returned yet.
*NOTE* All those people in Jerusalem praying at the Wailing Wall and sticking little notes in the cracks (Supposdely When Jesus first returns, he’ll come crashing through one of the Jerusalem city gates (Can’t remember which one); read all the notes stuffed in the wall, and then display his holy wrath to the wicked.
And then there is the whole Jews killing Jesus in the first place thing.
As the FSM teaches, I respect all other religions and beliefs; however, that doesn’t mean I have to understand why anyone would believe a walking Jewish Zombie is going to be nice upon their return.
i r the True Bastard SysAdmin so perhaps I am just a touch pregidous against people that claim something is true without proof. I mean if Jesus did walk on the Red Sea, why can’t heaven have Beer Volcanoes?