What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
Prude Pussy, Jesus must like to play “ready or not, here I come.” I’m sitting here waiting for the “heavens to open up” and JC to descend on his golden throne accompanied by a host of angels and cherubs. My anticipation is like that of a child waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve, but it’s spread out over millenia instead of hours. COME ON JESUS; LET’S SEE SOME ACTION; DON’T BE SUCH A SLOWPOKE. We are tired of waiting! Some of the faithful may change their minds if you delay appearing for another three or four thousand years.
I found Jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time
Right where his Noodly Appendage had inspired me to put him
Mr Henderson,
Pasta is not readily available at 2am with my girlfriend sleeping in the next room over. I can’t just take a pot out, boil water, cook spaghetti, chop up mushrooms, green peppers and onions, add them to shredded tomatoes, cook for 5 hours and enjoy…
Your so-called deity can’t make this possible for me. Pastafarianism brings only hunger and frustration. Painful, frustrating hunger.
Sigh, I don’t wanna fight you Chrissys anymore. I gives up. But, yall could read a few of my favorite Biblical quotes,
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Isaiah 36:12;
II Kings 18:27
Ezekiel 4:12
Leviticus 26:29
Deuteronomy 28:53
2 Kings 6:29
Ephesians 6:5
Deuteronomy 22:24-26
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They makeith me lol.
@ noodles cook
That’s we He gave us the microwave. Make a shit-ton during the day so that you can worship whenever he puts the need into you.
I dunno. If he’s going to come, he better make it soon. A lot of people seem to believe ‘soon’ is the time to come, and if he misses the deadline, there’s likely to be a lot of shift towards the Pastafarian view of the universe, as the FSM’s message is more tasty, and scientifically supported.
I’ll await your response with bated breath, but certainly not an empty stomach. I’ve got pasta-like-stuffs available to me, and they are of high qualities. My relatives believe in the powerfully tasty power that Spaghetti type stuffs have, and hate Spaghetti-Os because of their low quality. They’d practically be a bunch of converts if they could just be convinced of the power behind their belief.
Will he be pre-nailed to two bits of wood or will he need help with that one.
Why would Jesus come back? If I had millions of followers all acting in my name like Christians act, I’d be ashamed to show my face.