What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
So if Jesus is god, then he sent himself, to sacrifice himself, to save us from himself? That’s not a big deal nor should it be worshiped.
You believe a zombie named Jesus will save you from mortal death. Yeah, we’re the fools. Sure. Whatever.
Meow to you too.
Whence cometh your ability to pierce the veil of space and time? If it was moldy rye bread you were consuming when you had your revelation, don’t worry…the LSD hallucinations will pass in time. If you weren’t on drugs when you made this prophecy – that would put you in a distinct minority of prophets, or ‘pophets of the chruch’ as they often call themselves. Maybe you should ingest some psychedelics and ruminate on the fragility of your belief system.
Woof.
The final apocalyptic battle will rage between Pavlov’s Dog and Schroedinger’s Cat.
PC
Jesus is coming? And I thought he was just breathing hard.
If and when he shows up I hope he has brought some really fine micro-brew ale. Although I have to suspect he will. I don’t think he’s the kind of guy to show up with the cheap beer, only the best. He’ll probably also have a great recipe for spaghetti sauce.
“Jesus is coming soon…” Jesus already came. He and his buddies cut my lawn and trimmed my hedges, then left. Nice bunch of fellows!
BTW, that whole bullshit thing about salvation is a classic example of someone inventing a need so they can then fill it. Con men do it all the time. When it turns out they can fill the need they invent, they have to do something call “cooling out the, mark” which is a series of techniques designed to dissuade the mark from seeking out a redress of grievances by resorting to either law enforcement or his skill with a Smith and Wesson.
Religion is the perfect con because the reward isn’t supposed to occur until the mark assumes room temperature. By that time, if he’s disappointed, he’s already “cooled out”.
Prudence Kittens sounds like another dumb stripper to me! However, you will not burn in any hell but reborn in heaven in the FSM’s glorious stripper factory near the beer filled volcanos.
Oh yeah, when Y2K (that’s the yeah 2000) was approaching all the crazy Christians were crying Jesus is coming. Actually I think they do this every 100 year. Anyway we are still here!
Woof
Here I thought it was supposed to end in 2000, all though those Fundamentalists seemed incapable of understanding the millennium didn’t actually end until New Years Eve 2000 with New Years Day being 2001. It was pretty funny when it didn’t happen.
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So when is this latest date, so I can jot it down? I wouldn’t want to miss it; the last one was such a good laugh.