What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
Dear Prudence… Jesus has tried to return several times. Unfortunately,
he has been still-born due to his mother’s malnutrition 8 times, he starved to death infancy 22 times, was blown up in the womb/infancy during a religious war 27 times, and secretly aborted in an abstinence only district 3 times. You would think that for a species that breeds like rabbits it would be easier for the son of God to catch a break.
Jesus is way too drunk from hanging out at the beer volcano to come back. The strippers probably wouldn’t mind though because he’s a bad tipper.
Here is to your “Good Book”
CULINARY DEPARTMENT
“…Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” –Isaiah 36:12; also in II Kings 18:27.
The lord commanded: “And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.” –Ezekiel 4:12.
“And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.” –Levitcus 26:29.
“And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons, and of thy daughters which the LORD thy god hath given thee…” –Deuteronomy 28:53.
“So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.” –2 Kings 6:29.
They are not made up!!! They come from the Christian Bible…..
I think she sounds hot, thinking little cat aliceband and black nose, pleather catsuit. Does this make me an immoral non-believer. I know the FSM appreciates strippers.
Oh, Jesus will bring beer. The only real question is whether or not he’s going to bring crappy white label beer. Hey Jesus, if you’re truly the son of God or some such, can you at least bring a decent microbrew?
I am Bast. Kneel before your true god as I kneel before the only being superior to me, he of the aloft pasta.
Really, when exactly, catwoman? And are you gonna enjoy it when all us non-believers are tortured for ever and ever because we didn’t believe in a bull shit religion invented in the bronze age with a vengeful and bloodthirsty old man who loved us when he wasn’t murdering us? Bet you will. Bet you approve of Dick Cheney too, now dontcha?
Do you know that there were literally dozens of religions before Xtainity that said the son of god had come to live with men, was born on January 25th, started preaching in the temple at age 12, had twelve disciples, walked on water, raised the dead, died on a cross and ressurected himself in 3 days, to later ascend into heaven. The biography of Jesus was plagiarized directly from the Egyptian sun god Horus who had the exact same facts about his life written down 1000 years before Xtains even claimed J.C. was born.
In short the life story of Jesus, was created around 300 ad at the direction of the Emperor Constantine and was cribbed directly from Egyptian mythology. So are you sure it’s Jesus and not HOrus who coming back by popular demand?
I must say I am still waiting for him to return. He seems to be taking his sweet time.
My question for you is: Why do you pretend to be a cat?