What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
49% of the last generation, in the US, thought Jesus would return in their lifetimes, the generation before was 54%. I do not have the figures for the previous generation but you can be sure it was higher still. When are the deluded masses, which includes you, going to wake up?
I pity you and am angry at those responsible for implanting such harmful nonsense into your mind.
Are you saying the Hindus are correct about reincarnation? Perhaps we should all enter an ashram then.
Another “well-educated” victim of the public school system, I see. Here’s a handy reference website listing a really astonishing number of past predictions of imminent apocalyptic doom, including many predictions of the return of Mister Jeezus. http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm
Amazing how no matter how many times these knuckleheads miss, they happily line up behind the next dingaling who claims to have seen a vision in the bottom of a coke bottle.
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AH NO THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!! I wonder if these people get upset when it doesn’t happen.. the world has been coming to an end ever since we we could hear thunder (just look at your dog or cat next time and tell me that they don’t think the world is ending).
“Fellows?” What is this, The Hardy Boys circa 1978?
Hmmm… Jesus has been here for awhile. He and a friend of mine play tennis on thursday nights. We were thinking of getting a doubles game going next thursday but Satan is so busy that we had to reschedule.
Jesus is coming? Oh man, LOOK BUSY!!
Yea, wait a couple more millenia and then get back to me with that :D
RAmen