What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
…I don’t think I’m blind, since I just read that. Nor am I stupid, since I am able to understand your language.
You do understand that your believing is unfounded, right?
You can’t just believe what others say without trying to understand, your way.
Have you read not the Bible, but other documents?
Can you prove in some way, that your god’s power is real?
-Can you?-
I have no god.
Will you believe that by paying certain sum of money you’ll go to heaven?
I’m just happy by living, and will be happy to have lived when death comes. I do not expect an afterlife, but perhaps it would be nice.
Why must I believe to be saved if your god loves us as much?
Can I not just be a good man and be “saved” for that?
If your god will only save you if you believe in him, then what he seeks is to be worshiped, a selfish wish, if you ask me.
Jesus was indeed a wise man, since he was able to move great masses of people. But to be god’s “one an only son”? Why believe in one god? Why did this god send his only son to Earth? Why not another populated planet? Why Europe/some place around there (my mind is quite… blocked, excuse me)? Have you formulated this questions yet?
I guess not, since you still believe in your mighty god.
Coincidences, you (and probably others) might say.
…that is all.
yeah, evn if u wanted to giv me catfood i wudn eat it. i mean duh its CAT food! y is jesus givn us CAT food!?
I worship no zombies
I think it’s time I ‘fessed up. I’m not going to save anyone. Ever.
Don’t you think I would have done that by now if I could have? I mean come on, you really think I’d let genocide and kiddy rape and stuff like that keep going on if I was able to stop it?
I wouldn’t be able to live with myself (or Jesus or the Holy Spook, in fact I think it’s time they found their own place anyway what with them not paying their share of the rent and eating my cereal which I clearly labelled).
So I think it’s nice that a lot of you continue to believe in me and all that, but in your own best interests I think perhaps it’s time you tried standing on your own two feet and thinking for yourselves. Come on folks, it’s not that difficult.
Just believe in yourselves. Let’s try it together;
‘I believe in … myself’
I think this one might actually be from Sarah Palin…
Yes because I am retarded for not worshipping a FUCKING ZOMBIE. If Jesus has a problem with it he can tell me in person.
Hmmm… FSM is giving me yummy spaghetti with tomatoes and olives fried in garlic and olive oil. (With cheese on top and a glass of good wine.)
Your Jesus gives me… cat food?
Hmmm… and I’m the weird one for going with the pasta? ^_^
You know… if Jesus does pop in, he can have some of my pasta too. It’s delicious and I’m not averse to sharing.
…speaking of which… *nips off to kitchen to cook up some food*
Cat food is disgusting.