What a bunch of fools you all are

Published August 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

What a bunch of fools you all are

Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!

–Prudence Kitten

Another one from her:

I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!

174 Responses to “What a bunch of fools you all are”

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  1. Excelsior says:

    Noah, do you know what they do in Jesus’ heaven? The Bible never says very clearly, except for what you don’t have any more, there is no marriage, no relatives, no romance, no sex, no revelry, no drinking, etc. What they do have is praising the narcissistic God by singing hossanahs 24 hours a day 7 days a week! (There is no Sabbath or labor unions in heaven) Satan got fed up with it and sneaked off. To save face, God said he kicked him out of heaven!
    So you see, all the Christians are falling for a scam. Life on Earth is way better than in heaven! Ramen!

    • Fred Phelps says:

      I’m in Jesus Heaven and make excellent compary.
      God hates pirates!

      • Rasputin says:

        Hey Fred what’s “compary”? Is it a drink with soda?

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