This religion is so incredibly stupid that I can’t tell if you’re all serious or joking around. Or joking around about being serious.
-fsmsucks
This religion is so incredibly stupid
This religion is so incredibly stupid that I can’t tell if you’re all serious or joking around. Or joking around about being serious.
-fsmsucks
“With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.”
Prophet Bobby, I think you should edit your “About” blurb to read:
“the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion,*especially* by its opponents”
Rick: WE BELIEVE IN CRAZY STUFF! Why don’t the christian churches adopt that phrase? The bible could even be renamed The Acceptable Book of Crazy Stuff! Having just recently re-read the old testament, I’ve got to say, that crazy stuff doesn’t come any crazier than that little read. Truly, if you’re going to believe in something that’s obviously not true then why not flying spaghetti? It’s a matter of faith! I personally choose to have a strong belief in his Noodliness. Funny? Acceptable? Lone Spark? You really shouldn’t show how little you understand by making comments which speak of the obvious. Use your brain a little and see if you can come up with an observation that means something to somone.
OMFSM. Is this proper grammar used by an ignorant christian? I wont even bother laughing at you. Im just… so… amazed. My friend, breed as much as possible, your kind is becoming smaller and smaller as we speak.
Pretty funny to me…….
We pastafarians didn’t start the spark, we didn’t make the gas cloud, we’re just the ones who made it public, and showed the world what we thought of the B.S. In all probability God (whether your God of the old testament, or the spaghetti monster) is laughing with us. If you don’t believe God, which ever god has a sense of humor, look in the mirror……
Academic excersize for the day:
Prove the flying spaghetti monster and the God of the old testament arn’t really one in the same……..
i believe in the flying spaghetti monster…
@ #64 Rick:
Nice example of xian reasoning. “The reason it’s not funny … is because … it’s not funny”. Pretty deep.
Since when is satire not acceptable? Do you remember anything about freedom of expression?
Most of us do think that xians “believe in crazy stuff”, but thanks for pointing it out.
If you’d care to do the most minimal research, you might discover the purpose behind Pastafarianism, and then you might be able to make a relevant comment. But I’m not holding my breath.
RAmen
ET
Stupid? Really? To paraphrase George Carlin, you believe there is a happy old man with a big fuzzy white beard living in the clouds, and this is stupid? Really? How many FSM’ers waste half of Sunday listening to a child molester tell them how to live their life?
#70 ET:
I believe that you are referring to the xtian Ontological Argument for the existence of Humor …