Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion

Published August 11th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. but its really quite stupid and lame because firstly, Noone was created in the image of the FSM (wtf!) secondly you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times. Thirdly you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over the internet cos in life, you’re too much of a idiot for anyone to pay attention to.
-BR



160 Responses to “Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion”

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  1. Alyson says:

    “Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion.”

    Wow, you figured that out all by yourself?

    “you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times.”

    Just because something is old, doesn’t mean that it’s right. You
    forget that Christianity was once a new religion as well.

    “you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over the internet cos in life, you’re too much of a idiot for anyone to pay attention to.”

    Projecting much?

    • Dutchie says:

      I’d like to add that the bible was written by a human being and not given by god, like the torah and qoran. The Old Testament was changed by people into the New Testament. Point is that the charge tries to cover up that fact and most people are gullible enough to believe that and don’t do their own research.

      (I’m sorry if I made any spelling of grammar mistakes. English is not my native language)

  2. Abi says:

    Oh my God! A smart one, people! Wowww.

  3. euancharles says:

    How do your kind defy evolution for so long??

  4. kk says:

    real religion? what, pray tell, might that be? all religions are equally silly. and how pompous of you to assert that you somehow know what the “real religion” might be.

    kk

  5. CrudOMatic says:

    Yup. TOTALLY MAKING FUN OF JESUSISM.

    How can someone believe the desert scribblings of some mad Jews 5000 years ago? Think. The world is NOT 6000 years old, just an ignorant way for Christians to try and prove the lineage of their religion is true.

    They say the world is 6000 years old, the pyramids are 12,500 YEARS OLD!!!!

    I guess they were floating in the nothingness, and when GOD created the world 6000 yrs. ago they dropped down into Egypt. Were are god’s magic space pryamids in the bible? Exactly. RETARDS!

  6. Ian says:

    Well, that’s because FSM is invisible. AND PLUS, you say “real religion” like you’ve met god, brought him a tequila and said cherio, you have as much evidence of your god as we do to ours.
    RAmen.

  7. Sydney says:

    They call it a “theory” which is a widely accepted idea in the science community, which gives Pastafarianism more validity than any other religion.
    Way to screw yourself, champ.

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