My 7-yr old niece is more mature than you

Published August 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

There are better ways of voicing your opinions of the world and its people’s beliefs than being a complete douche and just making a mockery of everything. Grow up my man. Grow some balls.

– sfoorman



104 Responses to “My 7-yr old niece is more mature than you”

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  1. Sqid says:

    I bet his niece is older then he is.

  2. MAN says:

    I bet his niece has balls.

  3. JJ of Cascadia says:

    For your information, the great prophet, may pasta be upon his plate, has balls. They are probably quite meaty which is more you can say for your oh-so-mature niece.

  4. CrudOMatic says:

    Our god has bigger balls. The Romans would have nailed his balls to the cross, but would have to create monumental nails to do so.

    Jesus got his ass kicked by railroad spikes. A pussy god indeed.

  5. Ian says:

    A “Better” way, huh? A “better” way? tell me, what is your magical better way than this? does your way get you millions of followers and a name in lights? Or are you still too busy looking at something you disagree with and flaming it?
    RAmen.

  6. God Ate My Cat says:

    Clearly your niece is more mature than you.

  7. Brahim says:

    *facepalm* Sigh….another of those “immature” arguments one would use to make somebody feel bad about enjoying themselves. But then again, if sfoorman was mature, he too would understand that this wasn’t worth his time.

  8. Noodle Theory says:

    We already have balls. Have you seen the FSM? His balls are bigger than your God’s balls.

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