We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel



198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

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  1. grammar is rad says:

    Before you post something to criticize others of being mentally retarded, you may want to spell check your post for errors in not only spelling, but grammar as well. It’s a beautiful thing.

    P.S. You should also defend the point you are trying to make with logic as well before challenging others to do the same. It seems as you both may have the mental capacity of 6-year-olds…combined.

  2. kinny says:

    there are many differences between FSM and ‘God’…the main one is shown in the “Eight i’d rather you dont’s”

    1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

    God on the other hand, said something like “ye shalt not worship false idols”…or “believe in me or i will kick your ass”

    this shows that FSM is not vain, he does not need everyone to believe in him, unlike “God”

    so dont come here and criticise our religion, we dont do it to you.

    may the sauce be with all you believers

    RAmen
    Kinny

  3. tinyopus says:

    I think religion is cult, but to separate them would require a measure of how fanatic the followers are, and a timeline, how new is this religion. Also a comparison of the new “religion” or the “cult” vs. existing and widley accepted religions.

    Thats what i think…

    TINYOPUS

    ALL HAIL FSM

  4. baley says:

    What I find retarded is that someone can possibly believe in a god simply because they were brainwashed into believing it – with no physical evidence. How the holy bible can be considered evidence is beyond me – a series of books written that long ago with no proof that any of what it contains is fact – and millions of people actually believe this simply because they are told it is true!!!

    There are mountains of hard evidence for theories such as evolutionism yet not one for the existence of god. How can any reasonably intelligent person dismiss all of this evidence when they have none to give themselves other than a collection of old books which are considered truth because the people who heard those stories all that time ago believed that such things were possible and the word spread.

    There is one set of retards on this earth – and it certainly isn’t the FSMists.

  5. Jonathan says:

    That just shows how much you know about actual religion….And if you think seperating religions is stupid, then why did you say hail FSM as oppsed to hail all the gods of every religon put together?
    Doesnt make sense to me……

  6. RealPastafarian says:

    You know what a dictionary is? No? Run to your mother and ask her to give you one. Open it and look up the word ‘satire’. Because that is what this website is about. Satire. Humor. You are the retarded one if you aren’t able to see that.

  7. Nick says:

    Hello? Thats the whole point, you moron! Religion does NOT make sense! It IS stupid, it IS crazy. All religion is. But everyone has some religious feelings–why not have a little fun with them? After all, they are crazy. Anyway, Christianity and the other major religions are no more logical than we are; the biggest difference is the intoleration for different beliefs. “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t #1: …if some people don’t believe in me, thats ok.” So don’t freak out, you are seeing it correctly, it IS crazy. What we have done is given people a tolerant way to deal with their craziness without hurting others.

  8. poop says:

    WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

    And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a GOD out there. If this GOD/Jesus really exist how in the world did this thing form.

    How old is the person who invented this GOD/Jesus and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

    And why did you choose saints and angels?

    ONE MORE THING, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU ARE BEING OFFENSIVE BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN ANOTHER RELIGION OR IF YOU ARE JUST VERY GULLIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

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