We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel



198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

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  1. matias barilochense says:

    wau! hay gente que se tomó esto del MSVismo muy literalmente! me parece increíble que algunas personas puedan tener tan poca imaginación y no puedan ver el meollo del asunto. gracias por el buen humor.

  2. Creepy says:

    I believe this comment was actually posted by a believer. The actual logic used in the letter is too formal and too intelligent for a non-believer. It pokes fun at FSG just as ‘eating a zombie’s flesh’ pokes fun at another. I believe they sent it to get on the hatemail section and purposely wrote in Flame, similar to l33t but much stupidier.

  3. Peter says:

    You are aware that this idea is making fun of christianity right? all that stuff that you said, goes the same for your precious “god”. the idea of a giant man that controls everything in the universe is just as absurd as a flying spaghetti monster. people don’t actually believe this, they just think that christians are dumbshits. i completely agree with commenter 147, pastafarian, they got it exactly right. to the person that wrote this email, you my friend, are a retard.

    p.s. at least our priests don’t rape little boys

  4. disciple of the noodle says:

    HDD is real! It’s out there! Loyal FSM followers take notice, lest we stop writing haiku’s or responding to hate mail!
    RAmen!

  5. Robin says:

    Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) – Cite This Source – Share This
    sat·ire Audio Help /ˈsætaɪər/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuhr] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
    –noun
    1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
    2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
    3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.

    Example: Gullivers Travels. Translation : The irish really didnt eat their chidren.

    I am guessing you are a Palin supporter.

  6. johney_hates_religion says:

    I know!!! it almost sounds as farfetched as the whole god idea!!!

    let us all think for a moment that perhaps god doesn’t exist, and the world is a little bit older than six thousand years, what defines a religion from a cult?

  7. Tarquin F Smythe QJM says:

    WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

    And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a beardy old man out there. If this beardy old man really exist how in the world did he form and tell me if their was a man and woman thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

    How old is the person who invented this beardy old man and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

    And why did you choose angels? that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

    ….I had to delete the bit about Pirates it was getting silly!

    Tarquin f Smythe QJM

  8. Dan says:

    @matias barilochense

    colega que bueno sepas español si da risa pero tambien deberias de recordar respetar a la gente yo soy cristiano, mi esposa es catolica, mi X era judia…. y todas las religiones las respete esta es igual a las demas merece su lugar en esta tierra que se nos a entregada y solo el (Dios) podra juzgar y castigar nosotros no tenemos eses derecho….

    no cambiaria mis creencias por algo asi pero si las respeto y me tomo el tiempo en conocerlas y no caer en la ignorancia….

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