We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel



198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

  1. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Arrrgh! Satire is wasted on the ignorant.
    Our defense is that what has been put forth in the manifesto is no less logical than intelligent design and other tenents of most religions.

  2. Barelysane says:

    Try reading the evidence pages, or better yet, purchase a copy of “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” and read the various mathmatical proofs therein.
    Ours is not to wonder how His Noodleiness came into being, we only know that he did, and we are forever grateful (and forever ready with the parmesan) for his teachings, his pasta, but mostly his beer.

    p.s. I’m 34, work as an IT professional, hold a science degree, and have an IQ higher than you 2 combined. Retarded, i think not .

  3. I Drive a YAR-is says:

    You bring up the exact same questions we have about every other religion. Go ahead and ask the same questions about Chritianity, Islam and buddism. They all seem pretty retarded to me.

  4. I Drive a YAR-is says:

    Oh and the pirates are a fun way to demonstrate that correlation does not equal causation. Just because CO2 is up and so is the average temp, does not mean CO2 caused it.

  5. Ubi Dubium says:

    We don’t need to “defend our logic”! Christians believe there is evil in the world because a rib-woman ate a piece of evil fruit as a result of temptation from a talking snake. I don’t see how that is logical, or why a Flying Spaghetti Monster (pesto be upon him) is any sillier. The whole point of most religions is that they expect you to believe a bunch of irrational stuff based on faith, and not ask questions. Ours is no different, only it’s easier to follow and more fun. And tastier.

    RAmen

    p.s. Please go look up “satire” in the dictionary. Thank you.

  6. Ron says:

    OK, either a couple of 13 year-olds, or a blatant troll. Not sure which.

  7. Penne Pete says:

    Oh so much to say, so little time before work.

  8. Pirate Max says:

    Non-sense? Yes, but, no more nonsensical or provable (or disprovable) than all of the other gods. Religion doesn’t require logic. It requires faith and delusion. As for the pirates, they’re cool. Arrr! Maybe you should stick to christian propaganda websites. This satire thing maybe too complicated for you feeble minded scallywags.

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