We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel



198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

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  1. Pasta pirate says:

    @Alan:

    Do not let these people make you an anti-pasta. They are just assholes without a life making another random christan rant that we should all just ignore.

  2. Pastafarian 1000000 says:

    Being a pastafarian rocks and you are a bunch of assholes because our religion is supreme

  3. Qwert Yuiop says:

    “ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    - Well, Pirates are COOL! That’s how the disappearance of pirates affects the global temperature!
    Apart from the fact that the FSM (praised be THY Meatballs) got pissed by the decrease of pirates and now punishes the world a little.

  4. Blue Rogue Pierre says:

    No, matey Justin: The pirates themselves balance the world. FSM’s a decent lubber, wouldn’ be so violent ‘less ‘e’s been a-boozin’ t’much.

    Stephen! Dariel! Spell ‘n’ phrase properly, ye scurvy land lubbers!

  5. Rachel says:

    “If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form” How did ‘God’ form?

    You christians and catholics and all that, condemn all the things you don’t like, you want everyone to conform to one thing. Well, not everyone wants to conform so please, don’t come to our religion and be so mean, we don’t do that.

    This is a FUN place to be, don’t be so narrowminded and boring.

    RAmen!

  6. CynicGod says:

    A man in the sky can prove the Theory of Relativity wrong by creating matter from nothing, but pirates can’t affect the global temperature? I’m confused…

  7. Blue Rogue Pierre says:

    Aye, them heathens us’ally be confusin’.

  8. Relian says:

    WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

    Response: I have taken the time to read your flaming that was sprouted of that which you don’t understand, and I think that you are schizophrenic.

    And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

    Response: I don’t even need to do this one. Just replace all the FSM references with the word god and you have my response.

    How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

    Response: Physically, probably about as old as you are. Maturity wise, it’s like comparing your little 0.5V LED light to a floodlight.

    And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

    Response: Because when was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

    ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Response: How can the death of the so called son of god free the world in any way what so ever?

    p.w.n.d.

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