We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.

ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel



198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

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  1. Vince says:

    Or read the Bible

  2. steven says:

    Every point you make can be applied to religion.

    “WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy”

    I’ve taken the time to read some of the bible and I think it’s crazy.

    “How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster…”

    How old was the author of the bible because it clearly doesn’t have an understanding of the natural world. We can prove genetically that men come from women. We can prove the world is round. We can prove moon is not a light source.

    “ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    ONE MORE THING, WHY WOULD AN INVISIBLE MAN GIVE UP THE ABLITY TO SIN IN THE FIRST PLACE??? IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME TO SIN, DON’T FUCKING GIVE ME THAT ABILITY. DUMBASS.

    And so on…

  3. corwin says:

    why do people always have to go and do things like this
    i mean come on if you dont believe it then shut up and if you do, shut up anyway gez im tryin to get some info on the best damn religon out there since chaos or buddisum

  4. THE MIGHTY LVL 65 PALADIN says:

    as they say, IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!!!1
    As you “observed”, and I quote, “ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    well, stephen and darriel, one may also make the point that a “mighty creator” who is invisible, yet able to wear robes, creates the universe and makes sure people do not sin, is foolish.
    Have you any proof that will annihilate the belief that the decrease of heavenly pirates increased the amount of global warming?
    I think not.
    The disbelievers? “YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN(and pay strippers too much) IN HELL!!”

    -THE MIGHTY LVL 65 PALADIN, “WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MIGHTY QUEST TO SLAY THE DEMONIC DRAGON OF THE NORTH??”

  5. Alan says:

    I used to believe in Pastafarianism, but after reading this post, I’ve become skeptical. You raise good points Stephen and Darriel, which are seriously testing my faith!

  6. Billy says:

    Wow! It’s like making jokes on 5-year-olds and they are just talking stupid. Stephen and Darriel if you did not get it the first time then our logic cannot be explained to you. Funny thing is that Pastafarism is actually much more logic than any other religion. I hope that makes you wonder!

    Consider this. You follow the religion they tell you to follow. You would believe whatever they told you to. If you were raised by Christians you would be Christian, if you were raised by Buddhists you would be Buddhist, If you were raised by Hindus you would be Hindu and so on. And I guess that if you were not brainwashed, and then at the age of say 20 you were told all this crap your religion teaches, you would say… Aaaah, yes. A guy with beard had a son with a woman he did not touch and the son was healing the blind and walking on water and then he was killed but was resurrected and then he went to heaven which is a place nobody has ever seen but somehow we know what it looks like, and if you are good you go there or else you go to another place we do not like so much… and then the Flying Spaghetti Monster came along.

  7. James says:

    this is a joke to point out that religion is wrong on many levels and fundamentalism is dangerous. So if ID can be put into the classroom why not FSM? If you can’t prove he doesn’t exist then he must exist!

  8. Justin says:

    “how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there.” how could you even believe that there is an omnipotent, invisible, father figure out there who watches every thing you do? there is just as much proof that the FSM exists as god does. in fact, there is probably more proof for the flying spaghetti monster since we have all seen what spaghetti and meatballs look like on a plate.
    “If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.”
    how did god form himself? he was just there?

    “How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!” this is what i think when i think about christianity.

    “And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.” please revise this sentence as i cannot make sense of what in the name of the flying spaghetti monster you are saying.

    “ONE MORE THING, HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THE DISAPPEARENCE OF PIRATES EVEN EFFECT GLOBAL WARMING ANYWAY WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as the number of pirates decrease in our world, the FSM gets pissed and as punishment he increases the global temperature. makes a lot of sense doesn’t it? just as much as saying god caused a disaster in a region just because the people there did something that did not please him.

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