You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
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Tastier than those dry stick-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth hosts, isn’t it? As the FSM might say, “This is my body, eat of it”. Naw, he’s not that wordy. He’d probably just say “Eat me”.
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Yeeeeeeasss! Creeeeeepy! *licks face*
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Damn, what’s with theists and this obsession with eating gods?
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good for you, don’t forget to send a picture
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Well, what if the FSM (pesto be upon him) wants to be eaten? It wouldn’t be the first time this idea has come up..!
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Yar not be a good idear to be eatin the flyin monster of spaghetti, ye landlubbers, without addin in a bit of basil as well.
Arrrrrr!
– BlondBeard
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Adult!? You threaten to eat someone else’s god… very mature!
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Sounds like a good way to worship him…
may you be touched by his noodly appendage!
RAmen
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Another attempt to ‘eat’ The Noodly One? Booooooooooooooooooooooring.
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Ah, so you would partake in the holy communion of his noodliness. Just make sure you drink beer while you do so.
ramen
p.s. I think certain other gods are far more creepy than mine.
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At least you understand that it is a very delicious religion. Have some beer with that, too.
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Dear Concerned Idiot. Fucking Creepy? Your god believes incest is a good thing. Read your stupid bible.
[But what was god's reaction to Abraham, who married his sister -- his father's daughter?] See Genesis 20:11-12
“And God said unto Abraham, As for Sara thy wife…I bless her, and give thee a son also of her…” — Genesis 17:15-16
Creepy are the words of Cheeesssuuusss!!! I assume you hate your own life, your father and mother and wife and children.
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” — Luke 14:26
Maybe that’s why they nailed the Jewish Zombie to a tree.
Lucifer
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I think it’s great this guy has converted to pastafarianism. See how he joins in the worship by eating a spaghetti meal with alfredo sauce!
RAmen
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Would it be any better than the false god meals consumed by parishioners at xian churches around the world on a weekly basis under the euphamism *communion*? You bet your sweet bippy it would.
I so enjoy being sworn at by those full-of-love xians. Five bucks says this meathead is one of them. We’re creepy. Read the so-called good book if you want creepy, dingaling. Kill your son, beat your wife, kill all the children, kill everybody – well, I guess maybe it’s not all that creepy. Dopes.
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Dear concerned adult: If you want to see fucking creepy, read your Bible.
It was only when I finally decided to read the Bible through from beginning to end that I perceived that its depiction of the Lord God, whom I had always viewed as the very embodiment of perfection was actually that of a monstrous, vengeful tyrant, far exceeding in bloodthirstiness and insane savagery the depredations of Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Attila the Hun, or any other mass murderer of ancient or modern history.
Lucifer
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Alfredist! You are probably a ninja also!
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Yum Yum! And there is no need for a strangely clad man to mutter some magic words over the spaghetti and sauce before it becomes the blood and body of our God. Now that would be fucking creepy.
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Please no need to swear, it will only make you sound like a buffoon.
So you are admitting to loving the one and true god (FSM) and then also throwing Alfredo sauce on him.
I must say that the one and only FSM will be overjoyed at your attention!
May the noodly appendages be with you always!
Pirate Number 12
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what your saying is imposible tho lawl. for he is ihe invisible, and no mortal could possibly eat the unimageineable amount of noodliness he has.
Your welcome to go ahead and try. but i think after yove been touched by his noodly appendage you might reconsider.
RAmen
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Like I say to all people who start out with such an ignorant comment. Try reading the first line of the site.
“If you’re new to the site, you’ll probably want to start here”
You did not…. you fail at the most basic forms of reading comprehenstion and at logical debat. Please banish yourself somewhere else.
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Super! Thanks for stopping by!
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Finally! After searching the world and experimenting with various religious and spiritual viewpoints (Mormonism, non-denominational Chrisitanity, Agnosticism, even (gulp)neo-paganism, I have finally found the religion that resonates within my soul.
I now realize that even when times have been hard, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always been with me, leaving noodle prints in the sand. Why couldn’t I see before? I never have to feel alone again.
Blessings on all my new found pastafarian brothers and sisters!
Ramen
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Thanks for submitting your menu to us. I like a good fable so the next time I see a Bible, I’ll read a passage or two and have myself a good laugh.
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Sweet! That’s what we do too! Enjoy your meal!
(Obviously you did not enjoy the depths of the website like most of our haters. Oh well!)
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Aye, the celestial noodle would gladly feed ye, that ye go not hungry, matey.
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Well… if I saw Jesus I would scream “look a walking zombie” and throw some alfredo on him and have a nice italian/never existed god meal.
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We’re not the only religious group in western culture that practices god-eating. I heard Christians have this Sacrament called Eucharist, where they consume their gods flesh and drink his blood.
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Aye, an’ ‘e said not t’go a-round on empty stomach.
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Personally, i like marinara sauce with my meal. but i respect your desire to drench our lord in Alfredo sauce. it’s all good!!
RAmen
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I’d prefer to eat the Noodly One with lots of cheese, and some beer! ;D
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We don’t know “Concerned Adult” is a Xtian. Probably is, but don’t know it for certain. Concerned Adult, most of the posters on this forum really are concerned adults. Concerned with issues of the shredding of the First Amendment’s establishment clause. Concerned about the ascendence of pseudoscience as a tool in policy making decisions. Concerned that fringe groups from the world’s major religions make it impossible for the moderates everywhere to live and believe as they choose. Perhaps you should refocus your concern onto something in need of it.
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I find a nice pasta dinner much more appetizing than Jew on a stick!
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Why is it that FSM detractors (ostensibly Christians) are so quick to swear? Were Jesus to exist, I think he’d be disappointed.
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amusing that his protest to our faith is to engage in our worship.
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Maybe his noodliness is like Brigid’s pot- ever full to feed the hungry….
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Erm. You cant see him. He is invisible. But thanks for your valued opinion!
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“It’s blasphelicious!”
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He is the ultimate in divine tastiness..
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Isnt it wonderful that we are all free to worship or not in our own way?
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We’re f*#king Creepy? Who is Creepy? Shouldn’t we have bought them dinner first? :|
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Creepy? You see our god every day with sauce and meatballs. You can’t see your imaginary zombie in the sky! You say we are creepy?
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Will you also be throwing curry on Buddha?
and why the language? I would have to say most concerned adults I know do not curse…
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Nay, Buddha be better wif soy-sauce, arr.
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Why do all these theists think it is so clever that since our God is spaghetti they can eat him? Hopefully this guy is a Catholic for the ultimate irony.
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Why don’t you worry about religious fanatics (read: christian/muslim), instead of the Most Peacefull Religion Ever. (that would be us)?
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i prefer spicy red sauce myself, each to their own
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CREEPY??? I really agree with MCFaul, would you throw bread and wine at jesus aswell??? anyway,
Let All Be Touched By His Noodlyness’s Noodely appendage!
RAmen!
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To Elizabeth Frazier: Welcome to Pastafarianism. Without sounding perverted, may His noodly appendage touch you lovingly!
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You’re talking about EATING our god and WE’RE the creepy ones?
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What’s creepy? Have you SEEN christian televangenlists and their “flock”? THAT’s creepy? Child molesting priests are creepy.
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I wouln’t eat your creepy zombie with any kind of sauce. Maybe with a dip.
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Dear concerned, concerning your concernation with the consumation of consecrated condiments, I concur.
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Chapter 5
Senator Don McFeign ran his fingers through his Crypt-keeper fine white hair as his limo drove him from his office to the White House situation room when he had a 2pm meeting scheduled with newly inaugurated President Iraq Bahama regarding this first crisis. It had been two days since the first of the ascencions of the Rapture Christians had taken place and several new waves of ascensions had occurred. Experts estimated that over 225 million world wide had disappeared into the sky.
McFeign had a big mouth and was known to speak without thinking. In the senate he often dozed off and his mind took him back to his days as a Pow in a Vietnamese detention camp. Often he would start awake in full combat posture exclaiming “All kill you all, you goddamn gooks!”
His senate colleagues treated these incidents with the ultimate forebearance, pretending in effect that they just didn’t happen whenever they transpired. “Best club in the world” thought McFeign to himself.
This time, however, he had really stuck his foot in it when he inquired why President Bahama didn’t just use the Air Force to “Shoot them all down.”
In spite of this McFeign was still considered an elder statesman, and as the opponent Bahamma beat in the election, his perspective on the crisis was nonetheless being sought out.
Clearly, McFeign had arrived. In spite of finishing at the very bottom of his class at Annapolis, in effect doing every bit as poorly as the tounge tied frat boy he sought to replace, though not quite as bad as the two time flunk out of a vice president who became head of the frat boys foreign policy intelligensia, he was being given a seat at the table in one of the most memorable meetings in the history of humanity.
Maybe because he married well. Mindy McFeign was the Ceo of the largest Absinthe distiller in North America, and they were rich. Condos at big sur, Mansions in the desert, and a 30 room retreat in the highlands of Kona. Yep he had it good, even if he got trounced in the election.
Coulda been the vice presidential choice. Not 30 minutes after it was made, every comic in America was praising McFeign for “picking the woman who would raise the son who would teach humanity how to fight back after all those computers on the web triggered a global thermonuclear war to wipe humans out.” Then they started to call her ‘SA-uh Cal-un” in their best Arnold accent. “Bastards,” he thought. “Now I’ll never get the chance to pay those Viet Cong back.”
Then, again, maybe it was how he tried to auction Mindy off to the bikers. Sometimes feminists didn’t like his fly-boy sense of humor. To this day he didn’t understand why they took umbrage when at that Biker convention he presented Mindy with a pair of kneepads and told her to “Work the Room” “Some people just don’t get it,” he thought to himself.
Well here he was, The limo pulled up to the White House lawn and McFeign got out, still a senator.
From the upcoming novel “Glad to Be Left Behind” by neal.
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Have you consulted your cardiologist about your use of Alfredo sauce. Pastafarians only use this rich bounty of the FSM on holidays, and only in sparing quantities lest too much of a good thing result in an early sojourn to the beer volcano. Just looking out for ya, even if I’m creepy. Love and Ramen.
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hey fiara before you say theory again you should look up the definition?
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The fact that you point out you’re an adult makes me question if you truly are, particularly because a concerned adult would perhaps choose better language.
Even so, partaking of our god would be a great privilege and experience. I pray you get such an opportunity.
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Our god goes great with alfredo, but may I suggest an aioli dip for Jesus?
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To Miss Dirty Trash Mouth who thinks we’re creepy; if you can’t have a little faith, well, I just feel sorry for you!
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Hmmmm…
We are the creepy ones… Well if I ever happen to see your God (To the best of my knowledge I have not already) rest assured I will attend Church and drink of his blood and eat of his body as you do oh so often… Now please go forth attend your Eucharist… Go eat your revolting flat bread have your sip of wine and leave the pasta and beer to us… You already consume your God don’t be greedy leave ours alone…
Love and RAmen to my fellow believers
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We’re not nearly as creepy as those who worship a zombie made of bread who was his own father.
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I like the idea of a Flying Spaghetti Monster, it amused me so much, I enjoyed the bit about the FSM on South Park as well, this may be a parody Religion but are there any actual followers?
Also who founded this Religion?
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You should eat spaghetti. It tastes much better than the 2000 year old flesh and blood of a zombie.
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@neal
Sorry to see that you are still trashing our website with politics. As satire, your piece on the Rapture could have been funny if your political nastiness wasn’t so shallow. Don’t bother finishing the novel; it won’t be a best seller.
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Concerned Adult?
You certainly didn’t go to school to learn about punctuation, It is ‘God’ my friend not “god”, ergo, if you didn’t go to school, I doubt you know what Religion means.
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@ Fenwick. You are entitled to your opinion. Perhaps you should just pass my posts by if they so offend you.
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@neal
I’d be happy to pass quickly by your posts if they were shorter. My finger gets tired of scrolling through your political drivel.
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I’m glad to see that you are eager to celebrate his noodliness, by eating his body that he gave for us, and his noodly sauces that he spread for us.
RAmen
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Thar ye be! The FSM always wanted ye t’enjoy ‘is nourishing an’ delectable qualities. Tho’I personally believe ‘ee wants y’ t’use tomato sauce a wee bit more, the FSM is always ‘appy t’see one such as ye benefittin’ from ‘is noodly goodness.
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Would it be possible for Him to make a meat ball so big, even His Great Noodley Appendage couldn’t lift it?
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@ Concerned Adult.
Thanks for the concern but no points for the foul language. You know what is truly creepy? Take a look at the Christian icon. A victim of torture. Spikes driven through his wrists and ankles, a crown of thorns around his bleeding head. This thing gets prayed to. Ewwwww! Now I don’t know what your Religion of choice is or even if you have one. I don’t even really care but you should at last be aware that when you come onto someone else’s site make sure you have your argument well thought out or else you may just find yourself looking really stupid.
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anna boddle o rum. What ho me hearties! Fenwick, swab the decks. Neal, come and sup at the captain’s table. Wanna tell you about me book on the Catholics: “No child’s behind left alone”. It’s a chiller.
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Nom nom nom…. classic white sauce… Alfredo, butter. Mmmmmmmmmm.
RAmen
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I would presume that, like most defilers or FSM’s name, “Concerned Adult” is a subscriber to Norse mythology. So I will wreak my vengence by having a Heimdallburger with cheese, a medium Dagr Pepper, and of course a large order of Freyjas, Odinn-sized. I hope such petty revenge schemes doesn’t make Mr Adult too Thor at me…
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just because you don’t approve doesn’t give you the right to trash this site
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@Yohoho and Neal
Excuse me fer bustin’ inta yer captain’s cabin and disruptin’ your sumptuous dinner, but I got bad news for the both of ye. Me and the crew bin havin’ ourselves a little discushun over a borrowed keg of yer rum, and we concluded that we ain’t swabbin’ yer slimey deck no more. In fact, we is plannin’ to let you take your desert with Old Davey Jones about fifty fanthoms down below the keel.
The plank is made ready fer yer walking pleasure, and we cordially invites you to make use of it without delay. In fact, we insists, so no “respondey silly voo play” is needed.
If you get my drift, this be mutiny, and I is unanimusly elected Captain. So, there’ll be no more of yer political pusilanimity aboard this here ship, ye pantywaist pirates.
CAPTAIN FENWICK
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i am a FIRL beliver in this, i dont like it when you pay out us FSM worshipers, one day you will be touched by his noodley appendage
RAmen
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Isn’t that what His Noodlyness expects of us, to enjoy a bowl of His Noodly Appendage? We are glad to see that some who are not of The Faith still support His Noodlyness.
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I love my noodley lord. I wish to partake of his Noodlyness and bite his meatballs….
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@ Fenwick. Perhaps if you weren’t raising your finger in so many one fingered salutes to you Pastafarian brothers you would have the energy you require to manage your own screen. As for your invitation to sleep in Davey Jones Locker, no thank you Sil Vous Plait. And I remain a political Pastafarian who will comment on what he pleases. No one died and elected you anything.
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@ neal
Oh my, did you think I would deprive you of your First Amendment rights to continue to show your ignorance? Too bad you lack a sense of humor to go along with your political “astuteness.” With that, I promise not to flame you further, my “Pastafarian Brother.”
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@FENWICK “ye pantywaist pirates.”
I bet you are gay. Come out of the closet you Christian fagot.
Neal is ok.
Lucifer
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How did he know we were fucking Creepy? Did one of the other dwarfs blab? Betcha it was that damn Sneaky.
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Dear @FENWICK: Neal forgot to mention and I think this is pertinent because McIdiot has been running this campaign based on, we’re at war, it’s a dangerous world out there. The Democrats don’t get that. I, John McInsane, am the only one standing between the bloodthirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this Beauty Queen Bimbo can handle it. After all she has being Governor of Alaska for 5 days and the Mayor of Wachuchi, Alaska. (Polulations 8,000)
@FENWICK I bet you are not only a gay Christian prist, I bet you are a Republican idiot.
Love,
Lucifer
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Dear @FENWICK: Neal forgot to mention and I think this is pertinent because McIdiot has been running this campaign based on, we’re at war, it’s a dangerous world out there. The Democrats don’t get that. I, John McInsane, am the only one standing between the bloodthirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this Beauty Queen Bimbo can handle it. After all she has been Governor of Alaska for 5 days and the Mayor of Wachuchi, Alaska. (Population 8,000)
@FENWICK I bet you are not only a gay Christian priest, I bet you are a Republican idiot.
Love,
Lucifer
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dear “concerned adult”, I question your use of the term “creepy”. what exactly is creepy about the FSM when compared to any other god? for the sake of argument, let’s use the christian god. the FSM would never convince anyone, let alone a father, to murder a child in his name, nor would the FSM make a bet with his evil opposite to inflict numerous plagues on a hapless but devout follower to see if he would deride the god’s existence. now that’s creepy. and that’s just 2 stories among many hundreds that are just as disturbing.
there’s no way would the FSM behave that way. he’s cool with everyone’s belief systems, even if they are a bit crude. live and let live, you know?
so take it easy, “CA” and try to understand the FSM instead of attacking blindly those whose belief systems differ from yours. remember this, my friend, your belief system differs from ours too.
just for clarification, please read the open letter to those kansans who wish to set science back centuries – and please don’t just look at the letters that make up the words, read as in comprehend those words. the letter’s not that long; it won’t take much effort.
if those who object so vehemently to the FSM, and rudely as evidenced in many of the replies slotted onto this webpage, would only do this one small thing, i think a lot of hostility would dissipate. it’s not like you don’t have time on your hands, buddy – you wrote in once already. so, take a few more moments and broaden those horizons. it’s a wonderfully interesting world out there and the FSM makes it moreso.
may you all be touched by his noodly appendage soon and often,
V
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Thanks guys
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Mc Cain was a good man, but the years of torture & paranoia are beginning tgo show & he is seeing non existent enemies. WORSE his new Hockey mom VP has less foreign policy experience than Wayne Gretszky has teeth!!!!! It IS a dangerous world out there but ONLY if we ALLOW Mc Cain & his Insane Geogian buddy to go around starting NEW wars, before they even finish the OLD ones………….
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DEAR NEAL, MV, and LUCIFER,
Mission Accomplished. My aim was to yank your chains and see if I could get you to howl. Flaming is fun only when one gets the kind of reponses you gentlemen made. Thanks for cooperating.
Your “Pastafarian Brother,”
FENWICK
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#82 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
“How did he know we were fucking Creepy? Did one of the other dwarfs blab? Betcha it was that damn Sneaky.”
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Well I’m out of the loop. Didn’t even get the memo about Creepy…I thought it was Happy’s turn last week!
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umm…I’m creepy? Well yes I like to think of myself as a little “eccentric”, but, to be frank, I would like to say that YOU are the creepy one for saying im creepy when you believe in something that is obviously the work of a bunch of wackjobs who thought it was a heavenly message everytime they heard thunder. And furthermore, you’re in enemy territory bud. DOn’t talk unless you have some buddies to back you up, so BACK OFF dumb shit wacko!
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No problem, always fun to blast back at someone and not actually worry about getting fired over it.
RAmen!
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I have no problem with it either, FENWICK. If chain yanking and flaming others floats your boat, then, I guess, that’s what floats it.
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First off, there are many religions, just very small that are more peaceful than FSM, but ignoring that fact. I bet if your Church did get some extra zealots, it could get just as nasty, especially if people starting to see the FSM because her noodliness chose special people to see her divine image. It is primarily when religion is adopted by government that religion tends to go bad, one prime counter-example was an Emporer convert to Buddha from India who then began preaching forgiveness about two centuries before the birth of the anointed one. Christ is merely the Romanization of the jewish and greek term anointed one. Messiah is merely messenger such as Angelos, of Angel. Not necessarily the same as heavenly angel.
Btw, please stop fucking me!
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Mmm. Alfredo sauce is tasty on The Master, I’ll give you that one. But creepy? Ohhhh. I get it. You don’t look good in Pirate Regalia. Pity. We would love to have you over for a Noodly Communion. You could bring the wine. I’m sure your church can spare it.
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“You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult”
You heard it people! A real live christian has said they will accept the FSM and partake in a delicious spaghetti meal in his name! RAmen!
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@neal
If you want to write a novel, then go for it, but maybe you should first learn how to spell… and then, also, some basic grammar.
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What goes bump bump bump in the dark?
ME WEARING MY WOODEN PIRATE LEG WHILST SINGING A JAUNTY SEA TUNE
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Guys – knock off the flame war. You sound like a bunch of imams. Sit down together for a nice plate of spaghetti, the perfect comfort food.
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i think fundie jeebus freaks are creepy, but I don’t go around to church websites leaving rude messages. how very ‘xist’ like of you. the FSM and Yeshua are friends, so mind your own business.
Just let me find what church you go to, and i’ll get Anonymous to raid your church webpage!
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I have no problem with it either, FENWICK, but remember that he who plays with fire sooner or later will get burned….
Lucifer
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Dear Neal, Lucifer, Mv and Fenwick,
Why are we all fighting amongst ourselves? surely if we all join together in the worship of the one true god, all that divides us will cease to matter and we will live together forever in peace and harmony? After all, it worked for the…err…
…er,
…um,
…oh.
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@ Advantageous Mongoose,
Thank you for sharing that bit of philosophy. Every word you set down is inspired truth. Being mere mortals born in Plagaristic Sin (as opposed to Christianity’s Original Sin), the FSM’s expectations for us, fortunately, are not too great. Whatever differences Neal, Lucifer, MV, Yohoho, and I have had were forseen by the Omniscient FSM at the moment of Creation. While we might have thought we were exercising Free Will in our ongoing repartee, we are mere creatures of predestination.
The purpose of our scripted trials and tribulations here on earth is to test us and refine us in preparation for spending Joyous Eternity in Pastafarian Paradise.
As a penance for my preordained transgressions, I will recite five or six “Hail Bloody Mary’s.” I pray the Almighty Noodly One will forgive me and reserve a place for me near the beer volcano in His Gracious Presence.
RAmen
FENWICK
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we’re fucking creepy? is she hot?
good to know we’re fucking a hot chick named creepy.
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Yes, and then he will completely embody you. Thank you for accepting Him in his all mighty noodleness in the most intimate way paossible.
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Dear “Concerned Adult”,
Why is it you are concerned? We are walking in the invisible noodle prints of The One (with many appendages). Are we to stray from this path, he will punish us for an eternity with stale beer and strippers with VD. It is you i am concerned for my lost lamb. Do you enjoy stale beer? Wouldnt be so bad for the first few hundred years, but an eternity? And who knows maybe one day you get drunk enough and mate with a VD infected hooker and be plagued with an itchy disease FOREVER. And besides FSM has a very rational believable beginning. A pot of boiling water. I will not attempt to convert you, however all he asks for is you to believe in him and you can enjoy the coldest FRESHEST beer imaginable straight from a volcano he himself created. Praise him.
RAMEN,
T.P.
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oh i almost fer got the number one rulee. Ye must talk as a pirate as ye preach his almity werd. Fer in doin so ye may than reverse the epidemic of glober warmin!
RAMEN
T.P.
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I’m not ready to “accept Him (the FSM) in the most intimate way possible.” You go first, Annie!
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Am I to seriously believe an adult is concerned about alfredo sauce and pasta?
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Ahoy My Dear Annie. We Pastafarians do worship the one true God and Creator as evidenced by the way he sways even scientific fact to hide his presence from you. I hope some day you will be touched by his noodley appendages and you too will know the peace and serenity of worshipping the one true God. Ramen!…In the meantime I would suggest that you partake mightily in his blessings of beer and pasta, and read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sit and read quietly and often while drinking much Holy Beer and soon it will all make perfect sense to you, and you will know that you are saved from an eternity stale beer and venereal disease.
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So for debate class I did a debate against the teacher on the validity of this thoery against other such theories like ID and Evolution. Needless to say I owned her. In the face.
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I *urp* second that…
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This is getting scary, I thought people just used this site as a way to relieve themselves of stress and a fun laugh at a false religion….or parody i should say
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WOW i love this!! is the EAT YOUR GOD day!!
Ramen!
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Best hate mail yet funny buit wrong the FSM is within us all!
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Us, eat His Noodly One? Why, that sounds a whole lot like the Christian practice of eating Jesus, only a lot tastier and free of the creepy cannibalistic connotations! I think I’ll go have some pasta myself.
RAmen.
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“accept Him (the FSM) in the most intimate way possible.”
…*cough*
…I wonder if I’m the only one who has drawn porn involving His Noodliness? (I couldn’t resist doing it… all those noodly apendages…)
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See? its not so bad! FSM fest the hungry! more then what ‘Jesus’ ever did! well except for that one fish thing fur Spaghetti’s waaaay tasty-er! 8D
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what this person fails to realize is that we partake in spaghetti on a regular basis. “concerned adult” would just be getting the pastafarian version of communion :P
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But eating spaghetti is a form of worship….so yes eat up
FEEL THE FSM WASHING OVER YOUR FACE
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Oh, I feel it.
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Why is “Concerned Adult” wasting his time on FSM?! He needs to go out and save that city from the giant space/nuclear ant people.
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Or maybe he secretly is a nuclear ant person and he’s trying to hide it?
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Theres too much of FSM for you to consume, you would merely explode in ignorance.
Love,
Conor.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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HEY MAN. watch the language. In the highly unlikely event that you have children, they could read this.
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LIES -the meatballs are a LIE – you are ALL in denial – stop messing about and eat your godESS. Don’t talk, eat!
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