You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Tastier than those dry stick-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth hosts, isn’t it? As the FSM might say, “This is my body, eat of it”. Naw, he’s not that wordy. He’d probably just say “Eat me”.
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Yeeeeeeasss! Creeeeeepy! *licks face*
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Damn, what’s with theists and this obsession with eating gods?
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good for you, don’t forget to send a picture
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Well, what if the FSM (pesto be upon him) wants to be eaten? It wouldn’t be the first time this idea has come up..!
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Yar not be a good idear to be eatin the flyin monster of spaghetti, ye landlubbers, without addin in a bit of basil as well.
Arrrrrr!
– BlondBeard
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Adult!? You threaten to eat someone else’s god… very mature!
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Sounds like a good way to worship him…
may you be touched by his noodly appendage!
RAmen
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Another attempt to ‘eat’ The Noodly One? Booooooooooooooooooooooring.
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Ah, so you would partake in the holy communion of his noodliness. Just make sure you drink beer while you do so.
ramen
p.s. I think certain other gods are far more creepy than mine.
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At least you understand that it is a very delicious religion. Have some beer with that, too.
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Dear Concerned Idiot. Fucking Creepy? Your god believes incest is a good thing. Read your stupid bible.
[But what was god's reaction to Abraham, who married his sister -- his father's daughter?] See Genesis 20:11-12
“And God said unto Abraham, As for Sara thy wife…I bless her, and give thee a son also of her…” — Genesis 17:15-16
Creepy are the words of Cheeesssuuusss!!! I assume you hate your own life, your father and mother and wife and children.
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” — Luke 14:26
Maybe that’s why they nailed the Jewish Zombie to a tree.
Lucifer
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I think it’s great this guy has converted to pastafarianism. See how he joins in the worship by eating a spaghetti meal with alfredo sauce!
RAmen
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Would it be any better than the false god meals consumed by parishioners at xian churches around the world on a weekly basis under the euphamism *communion*? You bet your sweet bippy it would.
I so enjoy being sworn at by those full-of-love xians. Five bucks says this meathead is one of them. We’re creepy. Read the so-called good book if you want creepy, dingaling. Kill your son, beat your wife, kill all the children, kill everybody – well, I guess maybe it’s not all that creepy. Dopes.
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Dear concerned adult: If you want to see fucking creepy, read your Bible.
It was only when I finally decided to read the Bible through from beginning to end that I perceived that its depiction of the Lord God, whom I had always viewed as the very embodiment of perfection was actually that of a monstrous, vengeful tyrant, far exceeding in bloodthirstiness and insane savagery the depredations of Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Attila the Hun, or any other mass murderer of ancient or modern history.
Lucifer
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Alfredist! You are probably a ninja also!
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Yum Yum! And there is no need for a strangely clad man to mutter some magic words over the spaghetti and sauce before it becomes the blood and body of our God. Now that would be fucking creepy.
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Please no need to swear, it will only make you sound like a buffoon.
So you are admitting to loving the one and true god (FSM) and then also throwing Alfredo sauce on him.
I must say that the one and only FSM will be overjoyed at your attention!
May the noodly appendages be with you always!
Pirate Number 12
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what your saying is imposible tho lawl. for he is ihe invisible, and no mortal could possibly eat the unimageineable amount of noodliness he has.
Your welcome to go ahead and try. but i think after yove been touched by his noodly appendage you might reconsider.
RAmen
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Like I say to all people who start out with such an ignorant comment. Try reading the first line of the site.
“If you’re new to the site, you’ll probably want to start here”
You did not…. you fail at the most basic forms of reading comprehenstion and at logical debat. Please banish yourself somewhere else.
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Super! Thanks for stopping by!
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Finally! After searching the world and experimenting with various religious and spiritual viewpoints (Mormonism, non-denominational Chrisitanity, Agnosticism, even (gulp)neo-paganism, I have finally found the religion that resonates within my soul.
I now realize that even when times have been hard, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always been with me, leaving noodle prints in the sand. Why couldn’t I see before? I never have to feel alone again.
Blessings on all my new found pastafarian brothers and sisters!
Ramen
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Thanks for submitting your menu to us. I like a good fable so the next time I see a Bible, I’ll read a passage or two and have myself a good laugh.
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Sweet! That’s what we do too! Enjoy your meal!
(Obviously you did not enjoy the depths of the website like most of our haters. Oh well!)
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Aye, the celestial noodle would gladly feed ye, that ye go not hungry, matey.
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Well… if I saw Jesus I would scream “look a walking zombie” and throw some alfredo on him and have a nice italian/never existed god meal.
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We’re not the only religious group in western culture that practices god-eating. I heard Christians have this Sacrament called Eucharist, where they consume their gods flesh and drink his blood.
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Aye, an’ ‘e said not t’go a-round on empty stomach.
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Personally, i like marinara sauce with my meal. but i respect your desire to drench our lord in Alfredo sauce. it’s all good!!
RAmen
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I’d prefer to eat the Noodly One with lots of cheese, and some beer! ;D
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We don’t know “Concerned Adult” is a Xtian. Probably is, but don’t know it for certain. Concerned Adult, most of the posters on this forum really are concerned adults. Concerned with issues of the shredding of the First Amendment’s establishment clause. Concerned about the ascendence of pseudoscience as a tool in policy making decisions. Concerned that fringe groups from the world’s major religions make it impossible for the moderates everywhere to live and believe as they choose. Perhaps you should refocus your concern onto something in need of it.
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I find a nice pasta dinner much more appetizing than Jew on a stick!
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Why is it that FSM detractors (ostensibly Christians) are so quick to swear? Were Jesus to exist, I think he’d be disappointed.
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amusing that his protest to our faith is to engage in our worship.
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Maybe his noodliness is like Brigid’s pot- ever full to feed the hungry….
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Erm. You cant see him. He is invisible. But thanks for your valued opinion!
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“It’s blasphelicious!”
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He is the ultimate in divine tastiness..
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Isnt it wonderful that we are all free to worship or not in our own way?
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We’re f*#king Creepy? Who is Creepy? Shouldn’t we have bought them dinner first? :|
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Creepy? You see our god every day with sauce and meatballs. You can’t see your imaginary zombie in the sky! You say we are creepy?
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Will you also be throwing curry on Buddha?
and why the language? I would have to say most concerned adults I know do not curse…
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Nay, Buddha be better wif soy-sauce, arr.
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Why do all these theists think it is so clever that since our God is spaghetti they can eat him? Hopefully this guy is a Catholic for the ultimate irony.
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Why don’t you worry about religious fanatics (read: christian/muslim), instead of the Most Peacefull Religion Ever. (that would be us)?
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i prefer spicy red sauce myself, each to their own
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CREEPY??? I really agree with MCFaul, would you throw bread and wine at jesus aswell??? anyway,
Let All Be Touched By His Noodlyness’s Noodely appendage!
RAmen!
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To Elizabeth Frazier: Welcome to Pastafarianism. Without sounding perverted, may His noodly appendage touch you lovingly!
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You’re talking about EATING our god and WE’RE the creepy ones?
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What’s creepy? Have you SEEN christian televangenlists and their “flock”? THAT’s creepy? Child molesting priests are creepy.
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