You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Dear Neal, Lucifer, Mv and Fenwick,
Why are we all fighting amongst ourselves? surely if we all join together in the worship of the one true god, all that divides us will cease to matter and we will live together forever in peace and harmony? After all, it worked for the…err…
…er,
…um,
…oh.
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@ Advantageous Mongoose,
Thank you for sharing that bit of philosophy. Every word you set down is inspired truth. Being mere mortals born in Plagaristic Sin (as opposed to Christianity’s Original Sin), the FSM’s expectations for us, fortunately, are not too great. Whatever differences Neal, Lucifer, MV, Yohoho, and I have had were forseen by the Omniscient FSM at the moment of Creation. While we might have thought we were exercising Free Will in our ongoing repartee, we are mere creatures of predestination.
The purpose of our scripted trials and tribulations here on earth is to test us and refine us in preparation for spending Joyous Eternity in Pastafarian Paradise.
As a penance for my preordained transgressions, I will recite five or six “Hail Bloody Mary’s.” I pray the Almighty Noodly One will forgive me and reserve a place for me near the beer volcano in His Gracious Presence.
RAmen
FENWICK
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we’re fucking creepy? is she hot?
good to know we’re fucking a hot chick named creepy.
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Yes, and then he will completely embody you. Thank you for accepting Him in his all mighty noodleness in the most intimate way paossible.
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Dear “Concerned Adult”,
Why is it you are concerned? We are walking in the invisible noodle prints of The One (with many appendages). Are we to stray from this path, he will punish us for an eternity with stale beer and strippers with VD. It is you i am concerned for my lost lamb. Do you enjoy stale beer? Wouldnt be so bad for the first few hundred years, but an eternity? And who knows maybe one day you get drunk enough and mate with a VD infected hooker and be plagued with an itchy disease FOREVER. And besides FSM has a very rational believable beginning. A pot of boiling water. I will not attempt to convert you, however all he asks for is you to believe in him and you can enjoy the coldest FRESHEST beer imaginable straight from a volcano he himself created. Praise him.
RAMEN,
T.P.
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oh i almost fer got the number one rulee. Ye must talk as a pirate as ye preach his almity werd. Fer in doin so ye may than reverse the epidemic of glober warmin!
RAMEN
T.P.
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I’m not ready to “accept Him (the FSM) in the most intimate way possible.” You go first, Annie!
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Am I to seriously believe an adult is concerned about alfredo sauce and pasta?
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Ahoy My Dear Annie. We Pastafarians do worship the one true God and Creator as evidenced by the way he sways even scientific fact to hide his presence from you. I hope some day you will be touched by his noodley appendages and you too will know the peace and serenity of worshipping the one true God. Ramen!…In the meantime I would suggest that you partake mightily in his blessings of beer and pasta, and read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sit and read quietly and often while drinking much Holy Beer and soon it will all make perfect sense to you, and you will know that you are saved from an eternity stale beer and venereal disease.
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So for debate class I did a debate against the teacher on the validity of this thoery against other such theories like ID and Evolution. Needless to say I owned her. In the face.
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I *urp* second that…
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This is getting scary, I thought people just used this site as a way to relieve themselves of stress and a fun laugh at a false religion….or parody i should say
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WOW i love this!! is the EAT YOUR GOD day!!
Ramen!
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Best hate mail yet funny buit wrong the FSM is within us all!
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Us, eat His Noodly One? Why, that sounds a whole lot like the Christian practice of eating Jesus, only a lot tastier and free of the creepy cannibalistic connotations! I think I’ll go have some pasta myself.
RAmen.
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“accept Him (the FSM) in the most intimate way possible.”
…*cough*
…I wonder if I’m the only one who has drawn porn involving His Noodliness? (I couldn’t resist doing it… all those noodly apendages…)
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See? its not so bad! FSM fest the hungry! more then what ‘Jesus’ ever did! well except for that one fish thing fur Spaghetti’s waaaay tasty-er! 8D
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what this person fails to realize is that we partake in spaghetti on a regular basis. “concerned adult” would just be getting the pastafarian version of communion :P
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But eating spaghetti is a form of worship….so yes eat up
FEEL THE FSM WASHING OVER YOUR FACE
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Oh, I feel it.
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Why is “Concerned Adult” wasting his time on FSM?! He needs to go out and save that city from the giant space/nuclear ant people.
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Or maybe he secretly is a nuclear ant person and he’s trying to hide it?
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Theres too much of FSM for you to consume, you would merely explode in ignorance.
Love,
Conor.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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HEY MAN. watch the language. In the highly unlikely event that you have children, they could read this.
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LIES -the meatballs are a LIE – you are ALL in denial – stop messing about and eat your godESS. Don’t talk, eat!
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“”"You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult”"”
Alfredo goes with linguine, not spaghetti. Uncultured retard.
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