WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy monster okay???????
Okay….no offense but the spaghtti thing has meat balls…..
-wtf
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WTF is wrong with you ppl? HOw can you believe in an invisible sky-fairy??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy talking snake okay??????
Okay…no offense but the sky-god thing is supposed to be benevolent, yet allows pointless suffering and death, and condemns people to burn in hell for believing the wrong book…..
Honestly – please go look up satire. Thank you.
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How can you not believe in spaghetti? Have you never been to Italy, or at the very least Olive Garden? Spaghetti is very real whether it conflicts with your religious beliefs or not, so just accept spaghetti (and, if you wish, its holy connection to FSM with his noodly appendages and giant balls of meat)
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Ah, another poor soul suffering from humor deficiency. I’m thinking someone should start a foundation or something …
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Spaghetti, zombies, invisible sky wizards – what’s the difference?
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Th’ irony be gettin t’ me…
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Well, Its simple, just believe it and is true my friend. No more explanations needed, plain, rough, good old bullet proven faith my friend.
Sauced be your soul
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So He’s got meat balls? What’s it to you? Huh? They’re… tasty.
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another ignorant hate speech slinger here to throw around his or her irrelevent rant about how they think it weird that we pastafarians believe in the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster…how cliche
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WTF is wrong with you? You believe in a giant invisible man with a great white beard. How can you believe in a giant invisible man? No offense, but His meatballs are massive compared to anything your invisible man may/may not have.
Just you wait; one day, His Noodliness will touch you. Then you’ll understand.
RAmen
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The fact that He has meatballs is a wonderful thing to be celebrated and is not offensive to us at all. Do not be upset because he has bigger balls then all of the other gods. :)
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Of course he has meatballs! Why would you have spaghetti without them?
And you are proof of Unintelligent Design. His Noodliness was surely drunk when he created you.
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You people are als really Dumb, Maby go google FSM and if you see a wikipedia link CLICK IT GODAMND, Fucking retards, de creator made this religion in protest, Not to god or jesus or any religion. He made this to protest to that the american goverment wanted to put evolution Theory of a Entity that made Worlds and stuff on earth. Not esspecialy god buth something like god. And so This guy said that then a FSM could make it. And Thats why he made this religion IN PROTEST, AND NOT TO PROTEST RELIGION. !!! Do researge before you bash stuff.
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“What the Fuck is wrong with you people”? “NO OFFENSE”? What is wrong with you people?? You look down your nose at anybody that doesn’t share your beliefs, your idea of worshiping something invisible, that you have never seen, that you don’t know anyone who has ever seen. See, in the very least I can touch pasta, I can see it, taste it, smell it, hell I can bathe in it if I choose, try to say any of this about your god.
RAmen
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my excuses for My VERY VERY VERY poor english, but still I aint so dumb to beleave that a religion is true cause a few homeless bumbs in egypt said god is real
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answers to your questions:
– nothing is wrong with us. except me, but im just blond
– how can one not believe in spaghetti? practically everyone eats it on a regular basis. im sure even you do…..
– a creepy monster would be the bogey man or something like that. the FSM is a good, kind monster
and for your last comment: spaghetti goes best with meatballs
you make some very weak arguments here. perhaps next time, you will send “concerned criticism” that makes sense.
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How can we believe in spaghetti? C’mon, haven’t you seen a plate of spaghetti in your whole life? o.O
And I prefer spaghetti with meat balls and sauce, it gets even better ;D
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No offense taken.
Have a nice day.
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1. You’d believe in spaghetti too if you went grocery shopping.
2. Spaghetti is often served with meatballs. I don’t find that offensive. What I do find offensive is the fact that you openly called His Noodliness “creepy”. No strippers for you.
~@”@~
-Ex-Capt. Etay
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It’s very easy to believe in spaghetti.
Whereas believing in virgins giving birth, people coming back from the dead, blokes with wings flying around the sky, talking burning bushes, a boat big enough to hold every species of animal in the world, the saviour of the world being a fella wearing sandals, well, that’s just plain silly.
Plus, our sacrement is much tastier than yours.
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How dare you say such a thing? I bet you eat spaghetti all the time.
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Our pasta makes as much sense as any other overlord!
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendages.
RAmen,
Sarah the Wench
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How is this any different from believing in Jesus Christ, Allah, or any other divine being? I don’t see this place as a religion but as a statement to open your eyes. Maybe if you took in the meaning and saw the statistics then you would understand. Any intelligent scholar would.
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Okay now read this…
Christianity – The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense…
(Taken from a .jpg image found here http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/statuesk/Christianity.jpg)
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Nothing is wrong with us
We believe in him quite easily in fact
Yes, your post is quite pointless
No offense taken, Spaghetti tends to have meatballs, what is your point?
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Yet another tragic sufferer of the stupid virus…
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I understand. Spaghetti is a myth perpetrated by grocery stores and Italian resterants. It doesn’t really exist. People have not been eating it for thousands of years. It doesn’t come in various sizes and colours. In fact, pasta doesn’t exist either. Students have not been eating Kraft dinner or Ramen noodles ever. Lasagna? Never heard of it. Same with linguine. No such thing. Macaroni? What’s that?
Feel better now? It’s just like your God. A myth.
So the next time you go shopping for food you can have the firm knowledge that the Italian food aisle only has pizza and you know that all those packages that you can’t see, including the non-existent spaghetti sauce are only a figment of other peoples imaginations.
Wtf, you’re very weird. They say ignorance is bliss. You must be ecstatic. Don’t forget to renew you prescription.
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Did this person sign this note as “wtf?” What a horrible name for parents to bestow upon a child. When this poor kid entered the world, Mom and Dad looked at him/her, and said to each other, “wtf?” We should be praying for poor wtf.
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as a devout pastafarian i find it strange that others would criticise the right for our beloved saviour to exist when their religion is based on something such as Intelligent design or as crass as irreducible complexity PAH! utter nonsense, Spaghetti has been and will always be supreme no infinte regress there :D
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WHy do you Christians come on here and mock our beliefs? How would you like it if we went to your church and said mean things about your god? I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives you some respect with his noodly appendages!
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Our god has more balls than yours!
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This sounds like more hate mail from atheists in my opinion.
In answer to your questions, wtf, we believe in the FSM because we know from our prophets that he is largely indifferent to us and offers us the best chance of beer and strippers in the afterlife. And we have a graph. And because we believe, we don’t need to prove it, or develop a rational argument in support of our belief. We are not offended by meatballs. We are proud of them, and we have the biggest balls of any religion. Atheists have no gods, and therefore no gods with balls, so our god has the biggest balls. So I believe I win that argument.
The FSM does not creep. He flies. And he knows how many question marks should be placed at the end of the sentence “How many question marks should be used to punctuate a sentence that asks a question?”.
Wtf is simply incapable of comprehending our deeply held belief in a weird and irrational supreme being with supernatural powers and a slight drinking problem.
So, just like all the Scientists, Christians, Zoroastrians, Hindus, InvisiblePinkUnicornians, French Chefs and Mad Cat Women, wtf attacks and ridicules our Spaghetti with Meatballs that is the True Sauce of all Creation.
I shall offer up a prayer to the FSM for this poor rational fool, and ask that wtf shall be touched by his noodley goodness. Even though I know the FSM isn’t actually bothered either way. Actually, I don’t think I’ll bother in that case.
Would anyone care to join me for a beer?
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At least I can see spaghetti.
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@wtf
None of us “believe” in spaghetti, because believing in something implies that you don’t have proof. We know that spaghetti exists. Furthermore, we believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster in much the same way that Christians believe in Christ, and Hindus believe in their pantheon, and Muslims believe in Allah. The FSM is our God, and we worship Him as such. Why do you insult us for our belief?
@Advantageous Mongoose
cheers!
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i believe in spaghetti because i can touch and feel it and eat its noodly goodness
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Ye are invited to eat yer spaghetti ‘tout meatballs, though most Pastafarians will think ye a douchebag for doing so. How can ye have spaghetti ‘tout the balls?
Yar!
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Wow…just wow. Even though I’m an atheist I’m shocked at the amount of hate-mail you guys get. I think some certain Christians feel threatened by the Flying spaghetti monster. (okay, I just contradicted myself, but you get what I mean).
It’s a pity I’m not religious, the FSM is my type of god.
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If there is a direct correlation between the degree of bliss one experinces and the degree of one’s ignorance, this must be from one seriously happy person.
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What do you mean “No Offense,” you jerk? I am deeply offended by your insults to our Supreme Being, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. You are fortunate that the FSM is not a wrathful god (like some others I could mention) or he would turn you into a pillar of salt or kill your first-born son. Blessed are those who worship the Holy Pasta Deity, for they shall drink from the beer volcano in paradise. RAmen
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Spaghetti is not creepy. It is delicious!
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One mans creepy monster is another mans dead guy on a cross or illiterate in a cave.
Some of us actually prefer to call the meat balls “Ground Mammal Wads”
or “The Host” but “Meat Ball” is acceptable among the laity. No offense taken.
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@physics wench
cheers!
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You have been reached by the Anti-pasta! We must all reach this poor lost soul
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@Advantageous Mongoose
My shout now? xD
Cheers!
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I don’t believe in Spaghetti – I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (soit) created the universe. What you believe – I actually don’t care. I just feel pity that you won’t go to Heaven with Beer Vulcanoes.
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Then why do you believe in God? You never saw him. You can’t prove he exists. We believe in Spaghetti the same way you do in God.
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…and actually, God has two balls too.
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Pointless? POINTLESS?!
We’re going to Heaven! With Beer Vulcanoes! You call that pointless?
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This is an obvious attempt by the devil(led egg) to corrupt our ways! Repent and reheat!
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this is the funniest thing i´ve ever heard about
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How can you not believe in pasta???
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I have been abstaining from watching the democratic convention. Not that I’m not going to vote democratic, but, frankly, watching the campaign unfold is just too painful to watch.
For example, caught a brief glimpse of Michelle Obama’s brother introducing her. Natually, pains were taken to lay out how her’s was an “only in America” story of upward mobility and accomplishment. A true American story. Yawn. Why the fuck is it important what the candidate’s wife’s story is. She’s not gonna be president, so why should it matter sooo much. And why is it sooo important to establish she’s not one of the elite when she so clearly is one of the elite in terms of her accomplishment. I can tell you from personal experience that when someone comes from a lower middle class background, and achieves academic and economic success, it changes you, and changes you big time for the better. Instead of celebrating how she has not only moved into a better house, but has adopted and has moved to a higher level of awareness as a result of her efforts at personal development, pains are taken to assure every mouth breather in West Virginia that she is culturally one of them. In other words it’s so not enough for these people to know that people like Obama will be fighting to better their economic lot and provide them and their children with the same opportunities for development that he and his wife so successfully accessed. In addition, the Obama team feels the need to “dumb down” their story to make it less threatening to the bottom of the cultural and economic ladder electorate. And the pandering is evident. When her brother talks about how they lost their father in the early ’90’s but he’s convinced dear old dad is looking down on them from heaven and is well pleased with how they turned out. Isn’t that something taken from a George Carlin monologue and played with a straight and pietistic face? All I can say is yuck!
Of course I intend to vote for Obama, especially after having seen what a psychotic and criminal enterprise the republican party is. Something which they confirm with every wedge issue negative campaign ad. Anyone with any intelligence watching John McCain’s effort ought to be able to see through him. The guy wants to be president in the worst way, and if elected will govern like Bush to appease his base. In short, our long national nightmare which began on the first tuesday after the first monday in November 2009 will continue with horrendous and possibly irreversible damage to the constitution, bill or rights, our standing among other nations in the world, the economic standing of people in the middle class, the nation’s medicare and social security recipients, you name it. All of it will be engineered by the republican wealth redistribution and war profiteering machine which has already wrecked so much havoc in all our lives.
So I’m gonna hold my nose and vote democratic.
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Neal,
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Unfortunately there are so many idiots out there that believe anything they hear on television or from their ignorant friends, Michelle Obama had to come across as a non militant African American they smear machine as portrayed her to be. Again it is just to show a “softer side” of Michelle.
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Negative ads are the only thing Republican’s know how to do because they cannot run on substance. “Off shore drilling”, anyone with 1/2 a brain knows that will not help gas prices, yet they spout it off as it would. Complete morons!
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If anyone slams Mcjoke with anything, his response “I was a POW” so i can cheat, lie, steal, forget how many houses, etc…He gets away with it.
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All Politian’s Democrat or Republican have their issues but you can bet the Stringy Meaty FSM that I will vote Obama.
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A vote for McCain with bring ID to schools, loss of wench rights to be strippers, the end of midget termination if necessary and a War with Iran or a new cold war!
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May the FSM have mercy on all idiots that vote Republican!
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@ Pirate Waardie
Yar!
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Who are we talking about? McBush, McIdiot, McInsane. The war can last 100 years! How many houses do you own? I will have my staff get back to you on that……
McRetard
Lucifer
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@ neal and mv…WTF? Is this site degenerating into a political playground? Enuff of this stuff; our Noodly Deity doesn’t care what your political beliefs are. There are no elections in Pastafarian Paradise; just a beer volcano, strippers, pirates, and no political BS.
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I think you also missunderstood the meaning of this religion. It was formerly created to critisize the scholar system and this stuff. its a more like a metaper. I also am skeptic about this religion but thats only because i dont like the idea of a beer vulcan. i prefer wine. Anyways the Invissible pink unicorn Elria is the only Existing God. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw)
RAmen u all
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@mv. I agree wholeheartedly. I don’t want to be a pawn dragged along to support the radical right win neocon republican agenda, like all America has been fo the last eight years. But, I’m distressed we can reframe the debate. Because until we stop playing the game on the right wing’s turf, we can’t make any meaningful progress.
I would like to be able to publicly say I’m an atheist at work with no repurcussions. I would like to be able to legally smoke a joint. I would like to see my gay friends be able to legally marry. I would like the right to do all these things written right into the US constitution, and I would like to see the criminals in the Bush-Cheney administration investigated, held accountable and possibly prosecuted for what they did to violate our civil and constitutional rights.
Furthermore, I would like to see the excesses of multinational businesses reigned in through sound reasonable regulation and see the US offer universal single provider health care for every American.
To do those things a presidential candidate must change the terms of the debate and win it, not just eek out a narrow victory in a popularity contest.
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WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in politicians??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a representative democracy okay???????
Okay….no offense but the politician thing has meat balls…..
-wtf
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Watch what you say, infidels and nonbelievers in the FSM. For it is written that you shall be smeared with Spaghetti Sauce and have Meatballs thumped atop your very heads, verily verily. I was once a nonbeliever but now have seen the light (albeit dimly through the Sauce Smear) and must warn you: do not poke Him with a fork!!!!
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@fenwick. There are plenty of threads on this board where politics are routingely addressed such a McCain what a douche, started by no less a personage than Bobby himself. Sorry, if this offended you, but this hate mail was so thin in intellectual content, that there was almost nothing to directly address. FSM isn’t just about playful language with respect to pirates, beer volcanos and strippers, though those things are also wonderful as well. Peace and Ramen.
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neal, I totally agree with what you have said, however you have to realize that they are presenting to just that, the lower end of the economic spectrum, mostlikley religious swing voter. We are not swing voters. (I vote deomcratic down the line, and even green when I can!) I don’t watch tv much at all and I admit I do not watch the news ever. I don’t care. I know what is right and will vote accordingly -Why do I need the news in my day to bring my level of happieness down?
“narrow victory in a popularity contest.”
-Thats all an election ever is in this country, its unfortinate but true.
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@neal and mv
Oh for FSM sake, neal and mv; why don’t you rent a room or text message each other to exchange your heartfelt political views. Stop crapping up this website with your long tales of political anxiety. I will pray for both of you.
RAmen
FENWICK
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The FSM doesn’t vote. There’s other websites for that.
I pray for you.
RAmen
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this is the most twisted example of a joke gone way too far that i have ever seen…
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Spaghetti does too exist – here’s video proof!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
Ramen
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@jared
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
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Freedom of religion.
Take that!
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This posters name reminds me of a joke Fred Ward told in an old movie.
A young indian brave asked his father how children were named. And his father told him ” I was named Moon Reflecting in a Peaceful Lake because that was the first sight my father laid eyes upon at the moment I was born, and your uncle was named Grey Wolf Hunting because that was what his father saw when he heard his birth cry, and your brother was named Beauty in the Soul of his Mother’s eyes for a the same reason. But why does this trouble you, Two Dogs Fucking.
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Why would we be offended at the meatbals of our noodly master?
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I think the fact that we can actually see spaghetti is one reason for believing it actually exists?
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@Fenwick
You are an idiot and it is clear the only one trashing this website is you. It is also clear with your lower than average IQ you must be a Republican.
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Anyway, Neal posted something and I felt like responding. This is the place for it. Political conversations have come up time and time on this site.
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@Advantageous Mongoose
To you your comment about believing in a Politian, first, I am very skeptical of any Politian especially during an election cycle. Nonetheless it is better to get involved and choose a side rather than being just one of these morons that sit back and do nothing. Do I believe everything that a Politian says? Absolutely not! But again a side must be chosen if you want something to change and sometimes you have to choose the lesser of 2 evils.
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Now back to Fenwick.
You see, I was born with something called a brain. Maybe you have not found yours yet or still trying to find the manual to how to operate it. I can research topics I am interested in, become knowledgeable then make my best educated conclusion. Unfortunately there are too many out there just believe something they hear and spout it out like it is the gospel.
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So if you don’t like something, I type there is this cool invention called the scroll wheel. Take your index finger (the one you point with / next to your thumb) put it on top of the wheel, then move it towards you. This allows you to move faster down the page.
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Besides many on here have responded to different topics with good input or ideas in the past. Additionally, you are wrong about the Noodly one not caring. He does. Notice the Meatball is the shape of the letter O as in Obama. So the sign was in front of us all this time!
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Lastly like the FSM I can forgive you for your mean post. I can’t stay mad at the mentally challenged. You can’t help it.
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How dare these non believers challenge our faith.
Is it permissible to declare the FSM Church equivalent of a ‘fatwah’on non believers?
Would a more radical approach let non believers who walk among us have more respect for our beliefs?
I would opt for a non violent type ‘fatwah’ or holy war against the ‘infidels’ or what ever it is we should be calling ‘them’.
Praise be the meaty noodly one.
Tarquin F Smythe QJM
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Yar, ‘E might be creepy, but ’tis nothing compared to what some people believe. Some out there actually be thinkin’ that their deity impregnated a virgin against her will. Now *that*, ye salty sea dog, be creepy.
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@mv
My, my mv, your radiator is boiling over. Better slow down and let it cool. I’ve been practicing with my finger, but not the the one that I point with; rather the one next to it fully extended, and in your face. I’m not a Republican, but if I were, I would have the good sense not to spout half-baked Republican “sound bites” all over this website.
Meatballs = Obama? Could be. Your idea, not mine.
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phred said “Watch what you say, infidels and nonbelievers in the FSM. For it is written that you shall be smeared with Spaghetti Sauce and have Meatballs thumped atop your very heads…”
Why, I’ve never heard of the FSM (Pesto be upon Him) tea-bagging or otherwise abusing ANYONE. Pastafarians don’t have a great flood or a case of the FSM turning anyone into a pillar of salt (or shaker of parmesan) to my knowledge! Sacrilegeous! For that, you get the factory reject strippers, phred.
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@FENPRICK
A sign is a sign nonetheless. If the almighty FSM desires to use meatballs as a sign, who am I to complain. Another interpretation, he has balls and will stand up to anyone! Yes my idea not yours. They just happen to be meaty that all the strippers will want!
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Somebody didn’t get the joke.
Hows the weather in stupidville wtf?
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I think the people that think that our “religion” is the stupidest thing they’ve ever heard of.
The way I see it is that its almost equal to Christianity. I mean who thinks “god’s” son was a fucking ZOMBIE???
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Ramenthulhu exists as the son of the FSM
Ramenthulhu was born when 3 wise frats ran out of eats and nuked an old packet of ramen with some chemicals from the science lab (supposedly meth) and it exploded the microwave after the FSM touched the device with it’s noodly arm, thus creating a son in it’s image.
But the wise frats brought bad news to Ramenthulhu, they were instructed by FSM to tell Ramenthulhu to make a pilgramige to the olive garden, where he would be nailed to a stool and thrown out 8 days later, but return a steaming bowl of udon!
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HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? Can you believe he asked that?!
It’s easy to believe in something I’ve seen and even eaten.
Whoever sent that post qualifies as a bonifide Christian, negate what you see and assert what you can’t prove.
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Don’t appologise. Of course His Noodliness has got balls. Big meat balls.
Ramen.
And an extra Tan Tan Men to make it spicy.
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These various arguments obviously have some fallacies in it. First of all, the fact that his noodly appendage has meatballs, does not require that He does not exist, because you can never know that He does not exists. Like this:
(i) Necessarily: If a knows P, then P is true.
(ii) If a knows P, then necessarily: P is true (i.e. is a necessary truth).
Note that the only difference between (i) and (ii) is that the “scope” of the modal operator “necessarily” shifts. But as a result, very different claims are made. Claim (i) is true. Necessarily, you cannot know what’s not true (you can at best, only believe it). But claim (ii) is false – we can know things that aren’t necessary truths.
This shows an astonishing – I am tempted to say almost wilfull – misunderstanding of how evidence actually works.
In conclusion, on examining the above post by BobbyHenderson, after carefully working my way through the haze of spelling errors (documented in section 3), abuse of capitalization (section 4), and general crimes against grammar and syntax (sections 7-8), I have demonstrated that, beneath it all, the work betrays the author’s staggering ignorance of the history and the workings of our electoral system. While the author’s wildly swerving train of thought did at one point flirt with coherence, this brief encounter was more likely a chance event (see statistical analysis in table 5) than a result of even rudimentary lucidity.
Summer Glau
P.S. Don’t forget to check out the next season of the Sarah Connor Chronicles this fall on Fox!
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May I see the abuse you sent to other religions, it’s bound to be hilarious…
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You know, in almost every thread someone calls Jesus a zombie. I’d like to know if there was ANY sighting of Jesus other than by his fanatical followers. Even there it goes something like “Oh, yeah? Well…well..I saw Jesus BEFORE you did! Yeah, that’s right – he talked to me!
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have you ever heard of a neat little concept called “satire”? :)
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how it is pointless? it is a very fulfilling and filling religion!
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Its amusing how almost none of the people who citicise this clearly do not understand the meaning of parody.
Haha “creepy monster”, oh actually I concur, that is far more scary than a (presumably) giant old man who lives in the sky.
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Are you quite sure you have enough question marks there?????????????
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You people are all fucking crazy
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don’t you belive in spaghetti? piss you
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“WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti???”
It’s pasta… I’m pretty sure you’ve eaten it before…
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I have meat balls.
Love conor.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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dude, i made this thing like, 2 years ago.. or one.. i was in 8th grade.. hahahah, no fucking clue how to type i guess, but yeh, I LOVE U PASTAFARIANS! though i’m not converting, atheism is so much better then believing any of this religion shit :D
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I am rather inclined to agree with the original post. I am not troubled by the meatballs on the FSM Himself, males have testes and the Deity is male. Rather, I wonder if there is a form of worship for acolytes who do not eat meat – would it be sacrilegious to substitute Alfredo sauce and mushrooms??
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“HOw can you believe in spaghetti???”
because I have a plate of spaghetti in front of me right now, I can see it and I know for a fact that it exists
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Umm..
I think this is one big joke.
Spaghetti…or actually pasta is a man made substince from china..
Im pretty sure nobody actually belives in monsters of spagehtti and if they do they need to go to a mental hospital..
Im an athiest..However I can understand the beliefs of god and such..
But Spagehtti monsters aren’t real.
We are not 5 anymore people.
Grow up.
Look under your bed…Monsters=Fake.
Espically ones made of spaghetti.
Although–This is some pretty funny shit, I can’t belive people really belive in this crap– WOW.
:D
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‘HOw can you believe in spaghetti?’
I had it for my dinner. Yum. =P
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