WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy monster okay???????
Okay….no offense but the spaghtti thing has meat balls…..
-wtf
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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WTF is wrong with you ppl? HOw can you believe in an invisible sky-fairy??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy talking snake okay??????
Okay…no offense but the sky-god thing is supposed to be benevolent, yet allows pointless suffering and death, and condemns people to burn in hell for believing the wrong book…..
Honestly – please go look up satire. Thank you.
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How can you not believe in spaghetti? Have you never been to Italy, or at the very least Olive Garden? Spaghetti is very real whether it conflicts with your religious beliefs or not, so just accept spaghetti (and, if you wish, its holy connection to FSM with his noodly appendages and giant balls of meat)
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Ah, another poor soul suffering from humor deficiency. I’m thinking someone should start a foundation or something …
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Spaghetti, zombies, invisible sky wizards – what’s the difference?
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Th’ irony be gettin t’ me…
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Well, Its simple, just believe it and is true my friend. No more explanations needed, plain, rough, good old bullet proven faith my friend.
Sauced be your soul
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So He’s got meat balls? What’s it to you? Huh? They’re… tasty.
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another ignorant hate speech slinger here to throw around his or her irrelevent rant about how they think it weird that we pastafarians believe in the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster…how cliche
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WTF is wrong with you? You believe in a giant invisible man with a great white beard. How can you believe in a giant invisible man? No offense, but His meatballs are massive compared to anything your invisible man may/may not have.
Just you wait; one day, His Noodliness will touch you. Then you’ll understand.
RAmen
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The fact that He has meatballs is a wonderful thing to be celebrated and is not offensive to us at all. Do not be upset because he has bigger balls then all of the other gods. :)
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Of course he has meatballs! Why would you have spaghetti without them?
And you are proof of Unintelligent Design. His Noodliness was surely drunk when he created you.
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You people are als really Dumb, Maby go google FSM and if you see a wikipedia link CLICK IT GODAMND, Fucking retards, de creator made this religion in protest, Not to god or jesus or any religion. He made this to protest to that the american goverment wanted to put evolution Theory of a Entity that made Worlds and stuff on earth. Not esspecialy god buth something like god. And so This guy said that then a FSM could make it. And Thats why he made this religion IN PROTEST, AND NOT TO PROTEST RELIGION. !!! Do researge before you bash stuff.
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“What the Fuck is wrong with you people”? “NO OFFENSE”? What is wrong with you people?? You look down your nose at anybody that doesn’t share your beliefs, your idea of worshiping something invisible, that you have never seen, that you don’t know anyone who has ever seen. See, in the very least I can touch pasta, I can see it, taste it, smell it, hell I can bathe in it if I choose, try to say any of this about your god.
RAmen
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my excuses for My VERY VERY VERY poor english, but still I aint so dumb to beleave that a religion is true cause a few homeless bumbs in egypt said god is real
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answers to your questions:
– nothing is wrong with us. except me, but im just blond
– how can one not believe in spaghetti? practically everyone eats it on a regular basis. im sure even you do…..
– a creepy monster would be the bogey man or something like that. the FSM is a good, kind monster
and for your last comment: spaghetti goes best with meatballs
you make some very weak arguments here. perhaps next time, you will send “concerned criticism” that makes sense.
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How can we believe in spaghetti? C’mon, haven’t you seen a plate of spaghetti in your whole life? o.O
And I prefer spaghetti with meat balls and sauce, it gets even better ;D
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No offense taken.
Have a nice day.
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1. You’d believe in spaghetti too if you went grocery shopping.
2. Spaghetti is often served with meatballs. I don’t find that offensive. What I do find offensive is the fact that you openly called His Noodliness “creepy”. No strippers for you.
~@”@~
-Ex-Capt. Etay
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It’s very easy to believe in spaghetti.
Whereas believing in virgins giving birth, people coming back from the dead, blokes with wings flying around the sky, talking burning bushes, a boat big enough to hold every species of animal in the world, the saviour of the world being a fella wearing sandals, well, that’s just plain silly.
Plus, our sacrement is much tastier than yours.
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How dare you say such a thing? I bet you eat spaghetti all the time.
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Our pasta makes as much sense as any other overlord!
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendages.
RAmen,
Sarah the Wench
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How is this any different from believing in Jesus Christ, Allah, or any other divine being? I don’t see this place as a religion but as a statement to open your eyes. Maybe if you took in the meaning and saw the statistics then you would understand. Any intelligent scholar would.
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Okay now read this…
Christianity – The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense…
(Taken from a .jpg image found here http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/statuesk/Christianity.jpg)
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Nothing is wrong with us
We believe in him quite easily in fact
Yes, your post is quite pointless
No offense taken, Spaghetti tends to have meatballs, what is your point?
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Yet another tragic sufferer of the stupid virus…
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I understand. Spaghetti is a myth perpetrated by grocery stores and Italian resterants. It doesn’t really exist. People have not been eating it for thousands of years. It doesn’t come in various sizes and colours. In fact, pasta doesn’t exist either. Students have not been eating Kraft dinner or Ramen noodles ever. Lasagna? Never heard of it. Same with linguine. No such thing. Macaroni? What’s that?
Feel better now? It’s just like your God. A myth.
So the next time you go shopping for food you can have the firm knowledge that the Italian food aisle only has pizza and you know that all those packages that you can’t see, including the non-existent spaghetti sauce are only a figment of other peoples imaginations.
Wtf, you’re very weird. They say ignorance is bliss. You must be ecstatic. Don’t forget to renew you prescription.
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Did this person sign this note as “wtf?” What a horrible name for parents to bestow upon a child. When this poor kid entered the world, Mom and Dad looked at him/her, and said to each other, “wtf?” We should be praying for poor wtf.
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as a devout pastafarian i find it strange that others would criticise the right for our beloved saviour to exist when their religion is based on something such as Intelligent design or as crass as irreducible complexity PAH! utter nonsense, Spaghetti has been and will always be supreme no infinte regress there :D
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WHy do you Christians come on here and mock our beliefs? How would you like it if we went to your church and said mean things about your god? I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives you some respect with his noodly appendages!
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Our god has more balls than yours!
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This sounds like more hate mail from atheists in my opinion.
In answer to your questions, wtf, we believe in the FSM because we know from our prophets that he is largely indifferent to us and offers us the best chance of beer and strippers in the afterlife. And we have a graph. And because we believe, we don’t need to prove it, or develop a rational argument in support of our belief. We are not offended by meatballs. We are proud of them, and we have the biggest balls of any religion. Atheists have no gods, and therefore no gods with balls, so our god has the biggest balls. So I believe I win that argument.
The FSM does not creep. He flies. And he knows how many question marks should be placed at the end of the sentence “How many question marks should be used to punctuate a sentence that asks a question?”.
Wtf is simply incapable of comprehending our deeply held belief in a weird and irrational supreme being with supernatural powers and a slight drinking problem.
So, just like all the Scientists, Christians, Zoroastrians, Hindus, InvisiblePinkUnicornians, French Chefs and Mad Cat Women, wtf attacks and ridicules our Spaghetti with Meatballs that is the True Sauce of all Creation.
I shall offer up a prayer to the FSM for this poor rational fool, and ask that wtf shall be touched by his noodley goodness. Even though I know the FSM isn’t actually bothered either way. Actually, I don’t think I’ll bother in that case.
Would anyone care to join me for a beer?
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At least I can see spaghetti.
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@wtf
None of us “believe” in spaghetti, because believing in something implies that you don’t have proof. We know that spaghetti exists. Furthermore, we believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster in much the same way that Christians believe in Christ, and Hindus believe in their pantheon, and Muslims believe in Allah. The FSM is our God, and we worship Him as such. Why do you insult us for our belief?
@Advantageous Mongoose
cheers!
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i believe in spaghetti because i can touch and feel it and eat its noodly goodness
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Ye are invited to eat yer spaghetti ‘tout meatballs, though most Pastafarians will think ye a douchebag for doing so. How can ye have spaghetti ‘tout the balls?
Yar!
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Wow…just wow. Even though I’m an atheist I’m shocked at the amount of hate-mail you guys get. I think some certain Christians feel threatened by the Flying spaghetti monster. (okay, I just contradicted myself, but you get what I mean).
It’s a pity I’m not religious, the FSM is my type of god.
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If there is a direct correlation between the degree of bliss one experinces and the degree of one’s ignorance, this must be from one seriously happy person.
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What do you mean “No Offense,” you jerk? I am deeply offended by your insults to our Supreme Being, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. You are fortunate that the FSM is not a wrathful god (like some others I could mention) or he would turn you into a pillar of salt or kill your first-born son. Blessed are those who worship the Holy Pasta Deity, for they shall drink from the beer volcano in paradise. RAmen
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Spaghetti is not creepy. It is delicious!
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One mans creepy monster is another mans dead guy on a cross or illiterate in a cave.
Some of us actually prefer to call the meat balls “Ground Mammal Wads”
or “The Host” but “Meat Ball” is acceptable among the laity. No offense taken.
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@physics wench
cheers!
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You have been reached by the Anti-pasta! We must all reach this poor lost soul
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@Advantageous Mongoose
My shout now? xD
Cheers!
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I don’t believe in Spaghetti – I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (soit) created the universe. What you believe – I actually don’t care. I just feel pity that you won’t go to Heaven with Beer Vulcanoes.
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Then why do you believe in God? You never saw him. You can’t prove he exists. We believe in Spaghetti the same way you do in God.
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…and actually, God has two balls too.
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Pointless? POINTLESS?!
We’re going to Heaven! With Beer Vulcanoes! You call that pointless?
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This is an obvious attempt by the devil(led egg) to corrupt our ways! Repent and reheat!
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this is the funniest thing i´ve ever heard about
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How can you not believe in pasta???
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