Heavenly Bloom

Published by Bobby Henderson August 19th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 10 Comments

An email from Pastafarian Haley:

I was recently on one of my favorite websites, graphjam, when I saw an advertisement on the side that looked very much like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I clicked on the link and started browsing the bloom teas …

when one caught my eye. Ironically enough (or not ironically, this is the way the Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted it) it was the one called “Heavenly Bloom”. Heavenly. And it looked JUST like the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!,
-Haley

Here’s the link to the Blooming Teas.

10 Responses to “Heavenly Bloom”

1 - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara - Aug 19th, 2008

I just don’t want to see a bunch of Pastafarians kneeling, crying and praying in front of a flowerpot. That is the most idiotic manifestation of religious zealotry; that your almighty god would ignore what’s happening in Darfur, for instance, to cast his image into the frost of a supermarket’s frozen food door. Laughable if it wasn’t so pathetic!
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2 - Darwin’sMonkey - Aug 19th, 2008

I love how the evidence just piles up and xtians refuse to believe!! Notice also in the description that it “is the highest quality”, the FSM doesn’t play around, glad to see that he took the time to spread his noodlieness to beverages that you can enjoy with your pasta… I’ll have mine with a splash of rum arrghhhh
RAmen
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3 - seanpboyd - Aug 19th, 2008

Haley, this must be something like what Xtians feel when they see the face of Jesus in a tortilla. But way, way better. Thank you, and RAmen!
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4 - Pirate Waardie - Aug 19th, 2008

How much more proof do we need of FSM’s existence!?!
Nice Spotting! xD
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5 - Dutch Believer - Aug 20th, 2008

Heavenly Bloom ?…………Coincidence? I think not.

From Holland with love,…RAmen
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6 - PirateFridge™ - Aug 20th, 2008

Marvellous! I don’t see how anyone can dispute His existance when evidence is just flooding through one’s eyes.
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7 - Ships Cat - Aug 22nd, 2008

Meow…
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8 - Vronwe - Aug 22nd, 2008

It’s a sign!!!
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9 - Tyler - Sep 20th, 2008

more proof that his noodlyness is real, i dont know why people dont believe when the proof is right in front of them!!

RAmen!
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10 - Sammy - Sep 24th, 2008

The Heavenly Bloom one does look very much like the FSM. And the fact that it’s called “Heavenly Bloom”
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American