Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. but its really quite stupid and lame because firstly, Noone was created in the image of the FSM (wtf!) secondly you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times. Thirdly you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over the internet cos in life, you’re too much of a idiot for anyone to pay attention to.
-BR
“Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. ”
You’re a genious… His Great Noodliness has finally shed some of his spaghetti on you. Ramen!
um,…i’m pretty sure everyone knows this noodly monster of justice, the flying spaghetti monster, isnt real. it’s a joke and if you cant grasp that then you must be to idiotic for anyone to pay attention to in real lift. i’m a catholic but i still find this amusing. its all just a joke and you should realize that. for everyone with a brain however, we realize this is just a joke. and if you didnt notice, the pastafarians defended a christian burial by disrupting one of those stupid anti-war protests that people do at funerals for soldiers. This clearly shows that pastafarians don’t really believe in the monster, because if they did, they wouldnt have driven off the protesters, you moron
yup
I’m pretty sure Pastafarians aren’t trying to make fun of religious, per se. What they’re making fun of is the idea of using religious explanations for things that have testable explanations provided by science. Believe what you want, we don’t much care. What gets to us is people spreading their beliefs through science.
What makes a religion real in the first place. Look up religion, it is the synonym of belief; how can a belief be real, its abstract. The FSM maybe real or not, but he’s invisible, like God, so we will never know.
What do you mean, no-one was created in the image of the FSM? Have you never come across a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs?
Your logic is flawed, sir.
And Bobby Henderson is not six years old, or he wouldn’t have been through college, now would he?
Still, I shall think of you as I eat my spaghetti, and may His Noodly Appendage touch you.
RAmen, Brother/Sister/Undecided BR.
TS-W
MY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! Someone who actually understands the concept of sarcasm!
“Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion.”
My personal opinion is that this theory doesn’t need to make fun of real religion, since most religions make fun of themselves without even being aware of it. And this would be funny if it weren’t so sad that their proponents have been slaughtering innocent people in the name of their deity(s) for thousands of years.
if god is invisible and never shows himself to anyone, how do we know we were created in his image hmmmmmmmmmm.
Calling Bobby Henderson a six year old child, then saying he is looking for attention because he is an idiot. Yeah, thats what all six year old kids do.
Also Teh Spag-Worshipper makes an extremely valid point
If the antiquity if the writing is the test of its authenticity, then the story of Noah, and therefore, all later (Biblical) writing is trumped by the Sumerian story of Ziusudra, copied in cuneiform in about the eighth century B.C.E.
Therefore, your Bible is no longer authoritative.
BR,
At first, I thought that you were clever, but the rest of your missive shows your ignorance.
There probably have been people made in His Noodly Image, but they looked so tasty they were probably sacrificed to some pagan version of the FSM early in human history. You do believe in cannibalism, don’t you?
During my travels in college(Angkor Wat, Cambodia, China, Thailand) I saw many images that looked like Him, and I don’t mean JC. Not all ancient texts were written on paper, the Lintyl text bamboo slats of Sun Wu, The Dead Sea scrolls-written on hides. You know, just because you haven’t personally seen a object doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, or have you lost faith in your God already?
Finally, if Bobby(and my fellow Pastafarians) are:”too much of a idiot(sic)for anyone to pay attention to.”, dare I ask, why in the fuck do YOU and idiots like you come here? For the saucy verbal abuse? The pesto charged confrontation? Next to the reply box is a image of our Holy Text, bravely declaring “An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design”. You came here to insult us and while you were pecking away frantically, you didn’t see it?
You sir, are definitely a troll!
RAmen!
Yes, Praise the FSM. For HE’s a true-loving-and-comprenhsive god (in suchs times of blind belief in religion) and Bobby Henderson, Ph.D. is HIS only and one prophet.
BTW: Do you know why GOD never got a Ph.D. Here are some reasons:
1.He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
RAmen,
Jº
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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