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This drawing was sent by Brazilian Pastafarian Larissa:
Well, I was doing my Physics homework when I was suddenly touched by His noodly appendage in inspiration and started to ask myself: “Was that first midgit a pirate being?”
Lari
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I have been fasting for many years, refusing to eat, for I shall save this world much pasta this way. My fast is now ended, and I eat for the first time. I shall eat pasta.
And lo, through shining light from my bedroom window, I find a holy message within my bowl of Alphabet soup. It says ‘lasagna’, which can only be a message from The Most High Flying. I shall eat lasagna tommorow.
And tommorow comes, and I eat lasgna, and as I eat, I see a vision; His Noodliness is not spaghetti, as most beleive, but rather layers of lasagna, and perhaps the most startling of all my revelations, He is covered in cheese.
He tells me He has lost his poor meatball, for he has sneezed, and has charged us with the Holy Task of finding it. He thinks it may have rolled into a garden, a garden of Eatin’ perhaps. There in this Garden of Eatin’, we shall find that a Great Tree, covered in moss, shall grow meatballs and tomato sauce. From this tree we shall receive enlightenment, though he warned me never to eat a meatball from this tree. He never elaborated as to why, saying only that it is a Sin.
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Midgit Pirates… it sounds too good to be true!
RAmen
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RAmen!
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Maybe.
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RAmen
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an interesting proposition…
However, the speech bubble of the FSM is slightly incorrect, I believe. The FSM would not be the kind to order people to worship. Still, your hypothesis is one which should definitely be looked into, and skilfully drawn too.
RAmen!
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It makes sense! I’m so glad that more and more people in Brazil are opening their eyes and souls for the enlightenment of His Noodliness!
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Perhaps the midgit used to be a tall git. And it was a pirate who turned him into a midgit. :]
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Midgit Pirates and magicians too
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so cool
Its noodly appendice has no limits!!!!
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*sigh* this should be so easy for a physics major.
Okay. So we know that some percentage of the population will be pirates, right? And that He, in His infinite Noodly wisdom would ensure that no matter how bad things got, there would be a set minimum amount of Pirates. Those who would keep His word alive. As at the time of creation, there was but a single person, HE WOULD HAVE TO BE A PIRATE! Otherwise the world would have been created as a boiling lake of liquid magma that would have burned off the trees in instants, melted down the mountain, and otherwise would have counteracted everything we know about the creation. Worse, this hellish era would have lasted for millennia, until the surface cooled enough to harden. Then we are left with the problem that all life on the planet would have been exterminated, and all the water vaporized. Now, it might be possible that some water could have been carried in by comets, and more by volcanic venting. Which would have finally made the seas that the Pirates so need. But for life? I suppose with the complex array of raw materials, that some of the right combination could spontaneously form ammenio acids from electro-stimulation and the mixing of gasses vented. Pour those over hot rocks, and it’ll even form spheroids…
But we know all that to be nonsense. The world was formed in an instant, starting with a tree, a mountain, and a midget. Who was a pirate.
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You should really listen to “Midget Pirates of the Carribean” by The Aquabats. It will change the way you think about midget pirates.
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RAMEN DATTEBAYO
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wow, whole wheat. inspiration.
bye the way, have we got any path to sainthood in this religion?
see, the thing is, i really want to be a saint. i have performed miracles! i can read minds. and… predict the future. and… i won a pasta eating contest!!
please, please, PLEASE let me be a saint!! i don’t need to be dead! the Flying Spaghetti Monster wouldn’t be so harsh as to wait until i’m dead anyway. i’d be a good saint. and by that i mean a bad one-;) pastafarianism needs some publicity, right?
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I’m afraid that the identification of midgets and pirates is not pastheologically supported. Of course some pirates could be midgets, and some midgets could be pirates. But it sounds definitely heretical to completely confound two of the upmost important cathegories of our faith.
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Couldn’t the midgit be a pirate without peg legs? I like to think so.
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If you are really into midget pirates you should have a look at the book “The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear” written by Walter Moers. At least this was a real eye opener to me!
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Bom saber que a Sua Santidade espalhou-se pelo mundo!
bem vinda, irmã!
Yar!!
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He be saying “Warship”, o’ course, arr.
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RAMEN!
I’m also a brazilian pastafarian.
May His Noodly Appendage touch people worldwide.
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Last month I saw a guy wearing a pirate fish + FSM T-shirt in Vitoria/Brazil, but I wasn’t able to talk to him and take a photo. I’m happy to meet other Brazilian pastafarians.
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wow! great idea. but how would we research such a thing?
RAmen
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