Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
157 Responses to “What a bunch of fools you all are”
You wouldn’t happen to be one of those japanophiles would you?
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JJ of Cascadia -
Apr 3rd, 2009
It’s not just me right? She’s definitely one of those angry women with too many cats.
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Sandgroper Mat -
Sep 1st, 2009
WTF? CAT FOOD? Of course we won’t bloody eat it! FYI I cast Jesus and God away when their absence became apparent. If he loves me, then how come he needs to get crazy cat ladies to tell me for him?
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xhien -
Sep 28th, 2009
No thanks. I prefer FSM’s hell than Jesus’ heaven.
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FSMismysavior -
Jan 1st, 2010
If she’s in heaven, I’m definitely out.
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CrudOMatic -
Jan 28th, 2010
Retarded cunt that thinks she is a cat. Of course we wouldn’t eat catfood, we have eternal pasta waiting for us. You probably eat the cat food, economy sucks, huh?
You do know that EVERY generation since Jesus was crucified said that THEIR generation was the last, and Jesus was coming soon?
2000 years later and his ass hasn’t come yet. Time to give up the bullshit ghost? Maybe?
Nah, you won’t. You’re an ignorant cunt that thinks she is a cat… or a really disturbed gay guy.
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Keith -
Jan 28th, 2010
“He who calls his brother a fool is in danger of hell fire” From Matthew I think: in the Buy Bull. Whoops, you are female, or your name suggests so. I guess that lets you off the hook. I can’t make up my mind whether this is serious or not: I strongly suspect it’s a joke posting. Please expand on your comments about the the cat food Meowth.
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You wouldn’t happen to be one of those japanophiles would you?
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It’s not just me right? She’s definitely one of those angry women with too many cats.
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WTF? CAT FOOD? Of course we won’t bloody eat it! FYI I cast Jesus and God away when their absence became apparent. If he loves me, then how come he needs to get crazy cat ladies to tell me for him?
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No thanks. I prefer FSM’s hell than Jesus’ heaven.
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If she’s in heaven, I’m definitely out.
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Retarded cunt that thinks she is a cat. Of course we wouldn’t eat catfood, we have eternal pasta waiting for us. You probably eat the cat food, economy sucks, huh?
You do know that EVERY generation since Jesus was crucified said that THEIR generation was the last, and Jesus was coming soon?
2000 years later and his ass hasn’t come yet. Time to give up the bullshit ghost? Maybe?
Nah, you won’t. You’re an ignorant cunt that thinks she is a cat… or a really disturbed gay guy.
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“He who calls his brother a fool is in danger of hell fire” From Matthew I think: in the Buy Bull. Whoops, you are female, or your name suggests so. I guess that lets you off the hook. I can’t make up my mind whether this is serious or not: I strongly suspect it’s a joke posting. Please expand on your comments about the the cat food Meowth.
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