What a bunch of fools you all are
Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!
–Prudence Kitten
Another one from her:
I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!
Wow what the fuck’s wrong with you? It’s because of people like you that the rest of the world hates the U.S.A., because you try to convert people. If you, or someone like you, were to try and convert me, I would beat the shit out of you, because you are a brainwashed douche bag that should burn in hell. There is not enough room on this page to thoroughly describe how much I fucking hate you. Go die.
I can haz salvation?
I find it intensely difficult to take someone seriously who tells me to follow Jesus then meows at me.
It’s a little ineffective, kitten.
@ Prudence Kitten,
You have no idea of how sick and tired I am with hearing Christians mouth off, “Jesus is coming soon.” What, to a theater near me? How long have you fools been waiting for His arrival? How many times have you been wrong?
You are the idiot for believing that someone named Jesus(which by the way was a very common name back then, kind of like Smith) came back from the dead for your personal benefit! You are an idiot for thinking that you have to pay for the stupidity of the mythological characters of Adam and Eve! You are an idiot for believing in Heaven and Hell which came from religions OTHER than Christianity. You are blind because you can’t see the blatant stupidity of your religion! FSM? GOD? Jesus? A midgit? There is no difference! Christianity has disciples, we have pirates!
In passing, why in God’s holy fuck would I want to eat cat food? I’ve got pasta. Divine pasta!
RAmen!
Darling, WHEN will these wierdo’s learn to spell? COME ON, I MEAN “Are you blind or soEMthing oT just stupid?”
I’m pretty sure you’re an idiot for not accepting his Spaghettiness’ holy pasta salvation.
Besides, why in the world would I eat cat food?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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