Archive for August, 2008

fsm man?

So me and a friend of mine were sitting in our Study of Religion class when she spotted this! We were truly touched by his noodley appendage!
-Jake
I’m not sure what this is … anyone know? Creepy.

Chilean school endorses the FSM

Pastafarian Lyn spotted stained-glass window depicting the FSM at a school in Chile. Excellent!
I thought I was the only Pastafarian in Chile, and since I didn’t make this, there are others. I even made my schedule so I didn’t have any classes on Friday.
Ramen to all of you.
Lyn
Some more pictures:

You guys are fucking creepy

You guys are fucking creepy. I love spaghetti, and if i saw your so called “god” i’d throw some alfredo sauce on him and have me a nice italian/false god meal.
-Concerned Adult

FSM at the Olympics

Was watching the closing ceremonies of the Olympics and guess what I have found! It must be proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster endorses the Olympics and was obviously a sign to all of us Pastafarians who were witnesses to theses closing ceremonies. His Noodly Appendage’s are so graceful!
Sauce be upon Him.
RAmen.
-Raist

He landed on a cake

His Greatness landed on a cake…. who knew….
-Sammy
Did you eat Him?

Berlin Pastafarians find publicity

Pastafarian Dylan found this article published in the Berlin Kurier. Amazing!
Here’s a translation:
Spaghetti Monster, Have Mercy
Pastafarians celebrate their fun religion in pasta masses
Friedrichshain (place): They say that they believe in the power of the internet, beer and stripper factories and that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth. Millions of Pastafarians worldwide [...]

wtf is wrong with you ppl

WTF is wrong with you ppl??? HOw can you believe in spaghetti??? This is really pointless you guys believe in a creepy monster okay???????
Okay….no offense but the spaghtti thing has meat balls…..
-wtf

Galactic Spaghetti Monster

Respected science publication New Scientist has provided us startling evidence of the FSM in a report of the phenomenon pictured above, which they’ve termed the “Galactic ‘Spaghetti Monster’”.
Long-lived magnetic fields are sustaining a mammoth network of spaghetti-like gas filaments around a black hole, a new study suggests. Previously, it was not clear what prevented [...]

Heavenly Bloom

An email from Pastafarian Haley:

I was recently on one of my favorite websites, graphjam, when I saw an advertisement on the side that looked very much like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I clicked on the link and started browsing the bloom teas …

when one caught my eye. Ironically enough (or not ironically, this is the way [...]

Ikea endorses the Church

I bought this doll in IKEA in Taiwan about a year ago. Just knowing the FSM has been a strong presence in our son’s life from the start is indeed a comfort.
Ramen.
-Heinke
This is news to me, but I’m not too surprised, as the Swedish are a very intelligent people and have been strong supporters [...]

An illustration of the church

So I was originally drawing a house then this came to me instead.
I was touched by his noodly appendage for sure.
Those things with wings are pirates.
And the top says “F.S.M. ‘And he spread his noodly goodness and saw it was good…’ ”
-Ben

I’m a bit confused

I’m a bit confused about this website, and maybe someone would kindly enlighten me… Why take so much trouble to try and dismantle fundamental Christianity if you all sincerely disbelieve it?
I wonder why this whole movement feels like they’re so threatened by Jesus if he’s not real.
-Cato

We have taken the time to read your manifesto

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!
And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how [...]

what the fuck

what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything
-ahf

Court date set for Green Bay nativity scene lawsuit

Some of us what happened last Christmas when Green Bay city officials installed a Christian nativity scene atop a public building. Drama ensued when the city would not allow displays representing other religions - including the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They mayor referred to a proposed Pastafarian display as “silly”. (Clearly [...]

Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion

Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. but its really quite stupid and lame because firstly, Noone was created in the image of the FSM (wtf!) secondly you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times. Thirdly you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over [...]

FSM on WebComic Sore Thumbs

Thanks to Pastafarian Salamandir for spotting this comic from Sore Thumbs:

I would like to see a sand sculpture of Jesus beating up a dinosaur.

Physics Homework Drawing

This drawing was sent by Brazilian Pastafarian Larissa:

Well, I was doing my Physics homework when I was suddenly touched by His noodly appendage in inspiration and started to ask myself: “Was that first midgit a pirate being?”
Lari

Michael Shermer on FSM

Here’s a video of Dr. Michael Shermer, founder of The Skeptics Society, speaking on beliefs and religion. At around 4:00 he mentions the FSM and addresses a Pastafarian in the crowd. He also mentions a rift amongst Pastafarians - disputes over the width of the FSM’s noodles. He seems genuinely concerned that [...]

UA Chalk Art

Our friend Pastafarian Andy created this masterpiece:

This is a chalk picture of “Touched by his Noodly Appendage” I did on the awning of the Mallet Assembly at the University of Alabama.
-Andy

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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