you guys are so lame

Published July 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

you guys are so lame. stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate. It’s quite obvious you’re only part of this ‘church’ because you are attention seekers. Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all. The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.
–sohto



115 Responses to “you guys are so lame”

  1. Prudence Kitten says:

    Hi Darwin’s Monkey, Don’t be such a knoll. Knolls are silly. But there again if you are darwins monkey you wouod think illogical as you scratch your rear end for fleas. Jesus is Lord and is coming soon and EVERY KNEE will bow even you as a mponkey will. Don’t believe me? Wait and see and then you will be wailing like a monkey. meow!

  2. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Hey! What happened to my Protestants post? While I try to recreate it, I thought it may be amusing to see how accurate the Jehovah’s Witnesses are. (Hope if I’m ever arrested the witnesses are better than these clowns!)

    In 1876, Russell met Nelson H. Barbour and subsequently adopted
    Barbour’s eschatology. Barbour had predicted the visible return
    of Christ at 1873, and when that failed to occur, he revised the
    prediction to 1874. Soon after Barbour’s second disappointment,
    his group decided Christ had returned invisibly to Earth in 1874.
    They differed from most Second Adventists, teaching that all mankind
    descending from Adam would be given a chance to live in a paradise
    on Earth. In 1877, Barbour and Russell jointly published the book
    The Three Worlds detailing their views. A gathering of the saints to
    heaven was expected for 1878 and the year 1914 to mark the end of
    Gentile control of the city of Jerusalem and the final end of the
    rule of human governments.
    Early editions predicted that Armageddon would culminate in 1914.
    During the 1960s and early 1970s, various references were made in
    Witnesses’ literature and at assemblies, implying that Christ’s
    thousand-year millennial reign might begin by 1975.

  3. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    An example of Protestants making the world a better place –
    You just can’t beat the Catholic Church when it comes to a good massacre, but you have to give the Mormons credit for trying!
    Here is a recount of the Mountain Meadows Massacre of 1857:

    Initially intending to orchestrate an Indian massacre, two men with leadership roles in local military, church and government organizations, Isaac C. Haight and John D. Lee, conspired to lead militiamen disguised as Native Americans along with a contingent of Paiute tribesmen in an attack. The emigrants fought back and a siege ensued. Intending to leave no witnesses of Mormon complicity in the siege and also intending to prevent reprisals that would complicate the Utah War, militiamen induced the emigrants to surrender and give up their weapons. After escorting the emigrants out of their fortification, the militiamen and their tribesmen auxiliaries executed approximately 120 men, women and children. Seventeen younger children were spared.

  4. Mac Diog says:

    ‘At least Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all.’
    The whole point of the FSM is to do away with the representation of the Christian creation myth as science in schools. Please explain to me how raising a nation of children ignorant of empirical science improves life for anyone?

    “Sapientia genetrix timoris est”

  5. Pilip says:

    Since its creation, christians have oppressed other people, have killed them in the name of their god that nobody had ever seen. This was the christian church which told europeans that they could use black people as slaves.

    The FSM church would have never allowed that. Long life for the FSM \ö/

  6. Trevor says:

    Quote “you guys are so lame. stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate. It’s quite obvious you’re only part of this ‘church’ because you are attention seekers. Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all. The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.”
    –sohto

    Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all? When? was it when your holy bullshit dogma caused the slaughter of millions during the crusades? or was it when Christians were burning books and heretics? Oh! i know! i bet it was during the past 2000 years of oppressing free thought and giving valid questions petty excuses! Atheist and loving it!

  7. Proud Atheist #3247 says:

    Yes. Right. Christians are the best people in the world.

    Bigot.

    RAmen.

  8. Oli says:

    Hey, starving, HIV ridden African population! Don’t go using contraception to limit the spread AIDS, or limit the number of children… the christian god tells us its a waste of man-milk

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