Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM

Published July 17th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM. Now that I have read your comments, it is clear that most of you are quite bitter and outright nasty. Don’t know why anyone would want to be a part of a group like this. It seems to me that you are all somewhat threatened by Jamie. It seems to me that if I was going to follow a “religion” with “no proof”, as you say, I think I would rather choose the one whose strongest values are in loving others. Oh, and for those of you who say that you reject Christianity because some Christians are hypocrites, grow up. That is the sorriest excuse I have ever heard. We are all hypocrites at some level. Take some responsibility and evaluate it based on its own merit, not on the fact that there are some stupid people who participate. If you have the guts, ask God to show you the truth. If you really want the truth, you will find it, rather than blasting someone who thinks what you believe is a little absurd.
-CAT



158 Responses to “Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM”

  1. Poopman says:

    ITPOG has sprung a leak. It is closing down as all the xtians have left. LOL. OCP is winning them. Christians 1 Atheists 0 You are a bunch of nerds!

  2. Rabbit says:

    Funny how people who say they do not like people to put down a religion, will actually put down a religion. I believe in the FSM! They have a book and have beliefs.

  3. Joseph says:

    Hah that prolly was the most hypocritical statement I have heard. You (sir, or ma’am) are the one who is bitter. You are the one who is outright nasty. You like to think that your religion is the best, not everyone thinks the same as you. I accept your thoughts but really? Come one let’s grow up and learn to accept that your way is not right, that your way is not the only only way of thinking. You are ridiculous, I hope that one day you may be touched by his noodly appendage, but until then, may the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster be one of much pain and suffering. I hope that the FSM spare no wrath towards you and all those who decide it is alright to rip on our religion, just because you do not agree with it.

  4. Jonathan says:

    thank you writer of this comment. It is true that many people are hypocritical and all religions have nasty people. Being touched by a noodly appendage sounds a lot like those tantacle rape stuff that perverts and spammers send to emails randomly.
    ANY girls out there that be wary….

    And yes this whole FSM thing it just a complete parody and makes fun of christianity, but we were told what we were getting into by Him.

    @Joseph
    Your statement is very hypocritical as well, you call him nast and bitter, but you respond with the same bitterness and nastiness. You call him out on the account of him not liking this FSM thing, but you say that his religion is wrong. You do not accept his thoughts, but rather twist them and then do the exact same thing back.

  5. Nick says:

    Yea, hypocrisy is no big deal. Its fine for a church to adopt a peaceful point of view while supporting war. Fair for Christians to advocate peace on earth and good will towards men, and then intentionally anger people who want the same things, but read from a different scripture. No big deal to claim love and respect for all people and then try to impose your ideas on logic and science. You think this is just a question of the people following the religion? It’s a question of doctrine. Believe what I believe or go to Hell, not because you aren’t a good person, but because you don’t think what I want. Oh, but I still love you. Hypocrisy is a big deal.

  6. Redbeard says:

    I have guts.

    GOD – show me the truth!!!

    … crickets chirping …

    Gosh, I guess I’ll have to think for myself!

  7. Hahahahaha says:

    ok i kind of understand wat ur tryin to do
    but just to let u kno it is a little offensive to my religion for u 2 make one up like this. i kno u dnt actually believe this but i mean its not like ppl rnt tryin to teach darwin in schools so wats so bad about teaching christianity in schools?? but i believe that if u wanted to go to a school that teaches ur religion then go to a religious school. im not gonna cuss u out or anythin like that i just thought id tell u wat i think

  8. Bx 32 says:

    I just asked God for the truth and closed my eyes, I then felt my hands moving of their own accord, and when I opened them; I was staring at the FSM’s main homepage. Seems like God knows the truth.
    RAmen Mateys!

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