ppl need to realize

Published July 15th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

ppl need to realize that these PAstafarians are part of a Hate group against all religions in the so called bible they delibratley make fun of and minimize all other religons. Pastafarianism a not a religion for those with faith it is a thin viel of attack on all religions!!
-Sam



123 Responses to “ppl need to realize”

  1. Dom says:

    As with any religion you will get extremists – Pastafarians are strong of faith, we know we have the one true god – the mighty FSM (may his noodly appendage be upon you)and therefore some followers can get carried away. We are no better, but certainly not worse than a lot of christians out there.

    When you place you faith in an intangible father figure to look after you because you can’t look after yourself, it hurts when ppl criticise it because it is your one and only safety net. To even consider that he may be fictional instils panic.

  2. DeepThorn says:

    I know Jews, Christians, Agnostics, Atheists, and many other religious beliefs that follow FSM because it is worth a good laugh, and they support the idea that government and religion is a dangerous mix. I wouldn’t want a Scientology running the country, and nor would most of the country, while the rest are in it, or dont really get what it is.

    At least people who follow FSM are respectful of other religions, they just like to have fun with them too. Some of us, it is making fun of our primary religion, but you have to have fun with life, or else it isn’t worth being part of really… Who wants to never laugh and enjoy life?

  3. Pastafarian Strawberry Thief says:

    Actually, I don’t see the hate at all. Light mockery perhaps, but if you’re sound in your belief, why do you feel so threatened?
    Freedom of speech is a right and using that speech to question the likelihood of other religions is more than reasonable.

  4. Dane says:

    In philosophy, we call this satire, which is a means of expressing disagreement. Apparently, in Christian circles, you call it hate. Misappropriated? Definitely, but I see where you’re going with that, and it’s completely moronic.

  5. ObscurePasta says:

    Arr, this ere’ unbeliever as’ sez’ we pastafarians iz’ ateful’ an’ yet e’s t’ one attackin’ uz?

    And also:
    “PAstafarians are part of a Hate group against all religions in the so called bible they delibratley make fun of and minimize all other religons.”
    Firstly, making fun of, and hating are not the same… Inconsistencies!
    Secondly, every bible or smiliar holy book spews hate against the followers of other religions, so please don’t be hypocritical, especially as his Noodly Goodness doesn’t preach hate.
    I am sure that one day, you too will feel the touch of his noodly appendage. Then you will understand we must leave in peace and harmony.
    Arr’ n’ that be that’
    RAmen

  6. ObscurePasta says:

    Hmm I read this as
    “ppl need to realize that these |Christians/Muslims/Jews| are part of a Hate group against all religions in the so called |holy book| they delibratley make fun of and minimize all other religons. |Christianity/Judaism/Islam| a not a religion for those with faith it is a thin viel of attack on all religions!!
    -Sam

  7. Alyson says:

    Hello pot, my name is kettle. How do you do?

  8. Ernie B. says:

    We do not hate other religions, we hate people that are fucktards and can’t control themselfs because of there religion.

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