Are you serious? You guys actually believe in this thing? Jesus Christ is the one and only God, he is Alpha and Omega, beginning and end, and he died on the cross for you. He loves each and everyone of us perfectly, there isn’t a love more perfect than his. I think you guys need to reevaluate your belief system a little there.
-Jamie
are YOU serious?
lol this pasta thing is crazy to me and i dont get it, but who are you to judge others.
HAHAHAHAHA! These heathens show up with their ridiculous beliefs (A Jew born of a virgin who cheats death only to be eaten alive every Sunday by hundreds of millions of guilt-ridden people who follow a man in a pointy hat?! How ridiculous can you be!) and they don’t even realise how dumb their “Jesus” fella looks compared to the supreme logic that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage and may Sauce be on you all!
I thought Jesus Christ was the son of God, not (and yet, it was) God itself.
“system shutdown, fatal logical error”
Dear Henderob,
I also believed in JC (and in some more false gods), a long time ago, but I secretly knew something was missing inside of me. I’m sure that you feel the same thing at this very moment.
Now, I know that the FSM is the one and only god, he is Alpha and Omega, beginning and end, and his Paradise is the best one. He loves each and everyone of us perfectly, there isn’t a love more perfect than his. You see now how my God is better than yours?
Be welcome, Brother, you made the first step to the true faith.
Ramen
What the heck is a “perfect” love?
Not sure many Muslims agree with you there…are you saying they all got it wrong too? The Jews all wrong? That’s the way to start a war for sure.
Are you saying that Zeus, Apollo, Allah, Ganesh, Mithra, Ra, Dyonises, Horus, Krishna, Buddah and all the others are wrong but yours is the right one?
I think you desperately need to read Letter To A Christian Nation, God Is Not Great and The God Delusion.
So, if Jesus is the beginning and end and everything is part of a divine plan what is the point of praying?
Jesus was an eccentric preacher, of which there have been hundreds, who may have thought he was divine. Just like Jim Jones and David Koresh. Only these days we call them nutters. Jesus was probably a little bit mentally ill and would have gone into a hospital these days.
He didn’t actually die either did he?!
How old are you Jamie? Ever thought critically about anything before? I really wish people would provide a rebuttal.