Comments on: you guys are so lame

By: CrudOMatic

CrudOMatic — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:29:40 +0000

It’s a guilt complex for all the lives your religion has taken, or just an elaborate front to your religion’s murder circus.

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By: Alyson

Alyson — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:33:39 +0000

“stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate.”

Not that you need to know but I actually donate to a number of local
charities around here.

“Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all.”

As long as you’re not a Muslim/Buddhist/Sikh/Wiccan/non-believe/homosexual

“The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.”

Who are you to call my beliefs a waste of time? I don’t judge you for “wasting time” in church.

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By: AjsAns

AjsAns — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:48:37 +0000

Hmm. Yes, it’s such a ‘waste of time’ that you felt compelled to take a few minutes and comment instead of rescuing kittens out of a tree or feeding needy orphans. Or rescuing and feeding needy orphaned trees.

And as far as life improving values go, I’ll take the Eight Rather You Didn’ts over the Ten Commandments any day of the week.

Except for Saturdays. Religion has no place in Saturdays.

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By: gjuro

gjuro — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:00:11 +0000

“helping the less fortunate”? does that include child rape? does that include attempts to abolish priests from the prosecution? sustematicly turning the blind eye to whatever bad churches and their proponents do to the world? systematicaly abolishing own willains by using worldwide-topmost-relativism-friendly phrase of “let one who is without sins throw the first stone” (has anybody heard of church applying this phrase to her enemies?? :-) no, probably not)? attention seeking? who, me? us, non-believers? is there anybody, worldwide, who is larger attention seeker than the churches and the clergy? anybody? no, unfortunately, there is none. good bye. :-(

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By: auriel

auriel — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:16:24 +0000

you go helping ppl insted of posting coment’s on the internet!
do you know haw meny ppl in the world cold you help whil wasting your time serfing on this site?!

wats this? none?
same thing over hir

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By: Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name)

Teh Spag-worshipper (she of the crappy name) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:53:09 +0000

‘At least Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all…’

…such as egalitarianism, free democracy, the right to your own religion, free speech, peace, justice, and the right to question accepted knowledge?

Believe me when I say I’ll believe that when I see it. So far, the only Christian group I’ve seen that actually /does/ is Quakerism (me? Biased? Not at all…), and when was the last time you saw a Quaker evangelist?

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By: Joe. The Jew.

Joe. The Jew. — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:59:51 +0000

KKK,
spanish inquisition,
crusades,
conversive propaganda,
anti-abortionists,
anti-semites,
slavery.

And you say this is improving life for all? Seems the world went to hell when jeebus showed up

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By: blaze8902

blaze8902 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:03:18 +0000

Christians also start wars and kill(ed) thouasands becuase they don’t think the same way as them.

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By: Bucaneer John

Bucaneer John — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:17:33 +0000

Really, you really think that your god is better than ours? At least the FSM doesn’t tell us to start a genocide against non-believers. All hail his noodelyness

RAmen

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By: Pastafarian Strawberry Thief

Pastafarian Strawberry Thief — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:49:58 +0000

Because apparently using the internet and helping the less fortunate are mutually exclusive activities.

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By: Oli

Oli — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:14:09 +0000

Hey, starving, HIV ridden African population! Don’t go using contraception to limit the spread AIDS, or limit the number of children… the christian god tells us its a waste of man-milk

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By: Proud Atheist #3247

Proud Atheist #3247 — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:07:20 +0000

Yes. Right. Christians are the best people in the world.

Bigot.

RAmen.

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By: Trevor

Trevor — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:02:59 +0000

Quote “you guys are so lame. stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate. It’s quite obvious you’re only part of this ‘church’ because you are attention seekers. Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all. The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.”
–sohto

Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all? When? was it when your holy bullshit dogma caused the slaughter of millions during the crusades? or was it when Christians were burning books and heretics? Oh! i know! i bet it was during the past 2000 years of oppressing free thought and giving valid questions petty excuses! Atheist and loving it!

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By: Pilip

Pilip — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:51:19 +0000

Since its creation, christians have oppressed other people, have killed them in the name of their god that nobody had ever seen. This was the christian church which told europeans that they could use black people as slaves.

The FSM church would have never allowed that. Long life for the FSM \ö/

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By: Mac Diog

Mac Diog — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:42:33 +0000

‘At least Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all.’
The whole point of the FSM is to do away with the representation of the Christian creation myth as science in schools. Please explain to me how raising a nation of children ignorant of empirical science improves life for anyone?

“Sapientia genetrix timoris est”

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By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara

TheFewTheProudTheMarinara — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:34:08 +0000

An example of Protestants making the world a better place –
You just can’t beat the Catholic Church when it comes to a good massacre, but you have to give the Mormons credit for trying!
Here is a recount of the Mountain Meadows Massacre of 1857:

Initially intending to orchestrate an Indian massacre, two men with leadership roles in local military, church and government organizations, Isaac C. Haight and John D. Lee, conspired to lead militiamen disguised as Native Americans along with a contingent of Paiute tribesmen in an attack. The emigrants fought back and a siege ensued. Intending to leave no witnesses of Mormon complicity in the siege and also intending to prevent reprisals that would complicate the Utah War, militiamen induced the emigrants to surrender and give up their weapons. After escorting the emigrants out of their fortification, the militiamen and their tribesmen auxiliaries executed approximately 120 men, women and children. Seventeen younger children were spared.

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By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara

TheFewTheProudTheMarinara — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:19:27 +0000

Hey! What happened to my Protestants post? While I try to recreate it, I thought it may be amusing to see how accurate the Jehovah’s Witnesses are. (Hope if I’m ever arrested the witnesses are better than these clowns!)

In 1876, Russell met Nelson H. Barbour and subsequently adopted
Barbour’s eschatology. Barbour had predicted the visible return
of Christ at 1873, and when that failed to occur, he revised the
prediction to 1874. Soon after Barbour’s second disappointment,
his group decided Christ had returned invisibly to Earth in 1874.
They differed from most Second Adventists, teaching that all mankind
descending from Adam would be given a chance to live in a paradise
on Earth. In 1877, Barbour and Russell jointly published the book
The Three Worlds detailing their views. A gathering of the saints to
heaven was expected for 1878 and the year 1914 to mark the end of
Gentile control of the city of Jerusalem and the final end of the
rule of human governments.
Early editions predicted that Armageddon would culminate in 1914.
During the 1960s and early 1970s, various references were made in
Witnesses’ literature and at assemblies, implying that Christ’s
thousand-year millennial reign might begin by 1975.

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By: Prudence Kitten

Prudence Kitten — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 00:28:30 +0000

Hi Darwin’s Monkey, Don’t be such a knoll. Knolls are silly. But there again if you are darwins monkey you wouod think illogical as you scratch your rear end for fleas. Jesus is Lord and is coming soon and EVERY KNEE will bow even you as a mponkey will. Don’t believe me? Wait and see and then you will be wailing like a monkey. meow!

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By: Patch

Patch — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:27:33 +0000

Better, if you follow christianity, if not, genocide and holy wars~!

Thank you CFSM, I am now a true follower!

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By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara

TheFewTheProudTheMarinara — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:10:53 +0000

More examples of the benevolence of religion:

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
- Lord Acton -Catholic Historian -made in reference to the power of the Vatican and earthly kings.

“History explodes the myth of a papacy lily white in the matter of truth. In an age of barbarism, the popes led the pack; in an age of enlightenment, they trailed the field. And their record was worst when, contrary to the Gospel, they tried to impose their truth by force…The record of the Inquisition would be embarrassing for any organization; for the Catholic Church, it is devastating…What history shows is that, for more than six centuries without a break, the papacy was the sworn enemy of elementary justice. Of eighty popes in a line from the 13th century on, not one of them disapproved of the theology and apparatus of the Inquisition. On the contrary, one after another added his own cruel touches to the workings of this deadly machine.” -Peter de Rosa- Catholic Historian “Vicars of Christ: The Dark Side of the Papacy”

But that was ancient times, right? OK, how about the 1940’s? Recent enough for you?
During World War II, the Pavelic Regime Offered Croatian Jews Conversion To Catholicism & Contributing Personal Property – In Return For Not Being Deported To Death Camp. However, IsraCast Has Uncovered Evidence That Even These Jews & Their Families Were Later Executed By the Ustasha.

…The town of Vukovar, located on the Croatian border with Serbia, is but an example of what transpired in Croatia where the Ustasha movement was unleashed, with the support of the Catholic church, to launch a sadistic campaign of murder and torture against Serbs, Jews and Gypsies. The Ustasha barbarity was said to have even shocked their German masters.

You may say, but that was just a fanatical militia, not the Church itself! So, how about this:
Alojzije (Aloysius) Viktor Cardinal Stepinac (May 8, 1898 – February 10, 1960) was a Croatian Catholic Prelate. He was Archbishop of Zagreb from 1937 to 1960. In 1946, in a verdict that polarised public opinion both in Yugoslavia and beyond, a Belgrade court found him guilty of collaborating with the Ustaše and complicity in allowing the forced conversion of Orthodox Serbs to Catholicism. He was sentenced to 16 years in prison, but after five years was released and confined to his home parish of Krašić. He was appointed a Cardinal in 1952 by Pope Pius XII. In 1998 Pope John Paul II declared him a martyr and beatified him, which again polarised public opinion.

Not to just pick on Catholics, maybe next week I’ll post some of the fine things Protestants have done to – ehhh, FOR – others!

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