Pastafarian Families needed for Wife Swap

Published by Bobby Henderson July 21st, 2008 in General FSM news.

Pastafarian Families Needed For Major Primetime Show!

Wife Swap, ABC’s hit primetime reality show, is looking for Pastafarian families for an upcoming episode.

Families must consist of two parents and at least one child between 7 and 17.

Families that appear on the show receive a generous honorarium. Anyone who refers a family receives $1,000 if that family is cast in an episode.

Email Greg at your earliest convenience if you or anyone you know have what it takes for this amazing opportunity. Please include names and ages of all family members and a brief description of your family and a photo.

Greg DeLucia
Casting Producer
RDF Media USA
greg.delucia@castingrdf.com
646.747.7954

Yes, this is for real. I think this will be a great opportunity for us to show the world how wonderful and tolerant the Pastafarian religion is.

45 Responses to “Pastafarian Families needed for Wife Swap”

1. 41 - July 26th, 2008 at - Ramenator Says:
   
   

   I think we SHOULD send someone from the site to the show. They WILL get someone to do it, better it be a smart person from the site rather than some nutjob who wants to make us look bad.

2. 42 - July 27th, 2008 at - Hibbo Says:
   
   

   Someone from here should go for it, turn up at the interview with full pirate regalia and play up to it. THEN, on the show just act normally, but take every opportunity to question and push the bible basher(s) on their ludicrous beliefs and the vile spouted in the bible.

3. 43 - July 29th, 2008 at - PirateQueen Says:
   
   

   Well, I would have to add my voice to those who say AVOID. I belong to a pagen homeschool group and one of the members was chosen for this show. By her telling, the show was not anywhere close to the reality of what happened that week. If her need for the money (10,000 is what they pay the families, 1000 is what they pay for referals) hadn’t been so great she would never have considered doing this show!
   And to add insult to injury, I believe Wife Swap is the one where each mom gets to decide how the 10,000 is spent by the other family.

4. 44 - July 30th, 2008 at - Jon the Cabin Boey Says:
   
   

   Hmm not sure I even agree with the concept of a ‘Pastafarian Family’. A kid is a child of a Pastafarian not as a pastafarian him/herself.

   Of course you answer kids questions about why you drink beer and eat pasta on holy Friday but only once they are old enough to drink themselves under the table should they become a following of his noodlyness themselves

   Can a child really understand the complexity of Pastafarian theology while sober, can even an adult manage that?

5. 45 - September 20th, 2008 at - son of a biscuit eater Says:
   
   

   if you’re a pagan, shouldn’t you know how to spell pagan?

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