Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson July 17th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM. Now that I have read your comments, it is clear that most of you are quite bitter and outright nasty. Don’t know why anyone would want to be a part of a group like this. It seems to me that you are all somewhat threatened by Jamie. It seems to me that if I was going to follow a “religion” with “no proof”, as you say, I think I would rather choose the one whose strongest values are in loving others. Oh, and for those of you who say that you reject Christianity because some Christians are hypocrites, grow up. That is the sorriest excuse I have ever heard. We are all hypocrites at some level. Take some responsibility and evaluate it based on its own merit, not on the fact that there are some stupid people who participate. If you have the guts, ask God to show you the truth. If you really want the truth, you will find it, rather than blasting someone who thinks what you believe is a little absurd.
-CAT

155 Responses to “Wow. Before today I had never heard of FSM”

1. 141 - August 10th, 2008 at - Bobby Bat Says:
   
   

   Hey Niteshade, fancy not knowing what a durd is. Is a danish Tu..rd! Whatabout all those religions? You dont believe in them anyway so why are you crying like some durd! :-) Hate is a relisgion in case you want educating. Where have you been sleeping Rip Van Winkle? Grow up!

2. 142 - August 10th, 2008 at - Niteshade Says:
   
   

   @Bobby Bat
   …
   Yes, hate is a religion, and you are practicing it nicely. It’s easier than thinking, which is probably the allure for you. Based on your spelling in grammar I’d have to say you are the one in need of an education.
   …

   As to growing up, I’m not the one surfing other peoples websites trying to start shit. I suggest you get a hobby and move out of your parent’s basement.

3. 143 - August 10th, 2008 at - m610 Says:
   
   

   Prudence - Welcome to the site. People here may disagree with what you wrote, but that’s just how it goes, and by the way, the tone of the discussion is often dictated by tone of the original (your) post.

   That said, I was hoping you could help with something you wrote: “I could tell you a lot of people who have been killed in the name of FSM…” and that it would take over 10 years to list them all. Could you please name one, maybe two, and give your sources so we could check them out? If true we all really should know about it. Thanks.

4. 144 - August 13th, 2008 at - Strozza Preti Says:
   
   

   It’s not that Christians have no proof, after all they have a book. But I’ve read many books, hell I can write a book. A book means that a human wrote it, which mean to me that it isn’t sufficient proof.

   And who says that Pastafarian don’t love everyone. Nothing says love like feeding people. And I don’t reject Christianity because they are hypocrites, I reject Christianity because they refuse to admit that they could be wrong about anything. I understand about having a stance on an issue but the Church refuses to believe someone else could be right.

   If you ask God for the truth and God answers you, you need to go to the doctor’s to get a few multi-colored pills. As for Blasting people who think your faith is absurd, Didn’t Christians start wars, wipe out entire groups of people because they wouldn’t convert to Christianity? We might seem to have a weird faith to you, but at least we don’t condone killing people who don’t believe in what we do.

5. 145 - August 22nd, 2008 at - Poopman Says:
   
   

   ITPOG has sprung a leak. It is closing down as all the xtians have left. LOL. OCP is winning them. Christians 1 Atheists 0 You are a bunch of nerds!

6. 146 - September 9th, 2008 at - Rabbit Says:
   
   

   Funny how people who say they do not like people to put down a religion, will actually put down a religion. I believe in the FSM! They have a book and have beliefs.

7. 147 - September 11th, 2008 at - Joseph Says:
   
   

   Hah that prolly was the most hypocritical statement I have heard. You (sir, or ma’am) are the one who is bitter. You are the one who is outright nasty. You like to think that your religion is the best, not everyone thinks the same as you. I accept your thoughts but really? Come one let’s grow up and learn to accept that your way is not right, that your way is not the only only way of thinking. You are ridiculous, I hope that one day you may be touched by his noodly appendage, but until then, may the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster be one of much pain and suffering. I hope that the FSM spare no wrath towards you and all those who decide it is alright to rip on our religion, just because you do not agree with it.

8. 148 - September 17th, 2008 at - Jonathan Says:
   
   

   thank you writer of this comment. It is true that many people are hypocritical and all religions have nasty people. Being touched by a noodly appendage sounds a lot like those tantacle rape stuff that perverts and spammers send to emails randomly.
   ANY girls out there that be wary….

   And yes this whole FSM thing it just a complete parody and makes fun of christianity, but we were told what we were getting into by Him.

   @Joseph
   Your statement is very hypocritical as well, you call him nast and bitter, but you respond with the same bitterness and nastiness. You call him out on the account of him not liking this FSM thing, but you say that his religion is wrong. You do not accept his thoughts, but rather twist them and then do the exact same thing back.

9. 149 - September 18th, 2008 at - Nick Says:
   
   

   Yea, hypocrisy is no big deal. Its fine for a church to adopt a peaceful point of view while supporting war. Fair for Christians to advocate peace on earth and good will towards men, and then intentionally anger people who want the same things, but read from a different scripture. No big deal to claim love and respect for all people and then try to impose your ideas on logic and science. You think this is just a question of the people following the religion? It’s a question of doctrine. Believe what I believe or go to Hell, not because you aren’t a good person, but because you don’t think what I want. Oh, but I still love you. Hypocrisy is a big deal.

10. 150 - September 30th, 2008 at - Redbeard Says:
    
    

    I have guts.

    GOD - show me the truth!!!

    … crickets chirping …

    Gosh, I guess I’ll have to think for myself!

11. 151 - September 30th, 2008 at - Hahahahaha Says:
    
    

    ok i kind of understand wat ur tryin to do
    but just to let u kno it is a little offensive to my religion for u 2 make one up like this. i kno u dnt actually believe this but i mean its not like ppl rnt tryin to teach darwin in schools so wats so bad about teaching christianity in schools?? but i believe that if u wanted to go to a school that teaches ur religion then go to a religious school. im not gonna cuss u out or anythin like that i just thought id tell u wat i think

12. 152 - September 30th, 2008 at - Bx 32 Says:
    
    

    I just asked God for the truth and closed my eyes, I then felt my hands moving of their own accord, and when I opened them; I was staring at the FSM’s main homepage. Seems like God knows the truth.
    RAmen Mateys!

13. 153 - October 2nd, 2008 at - taytay Says:
    
    

    you obviously didnt ask for the truth “Bx 32″ fsm is stupid and they have no REAL proof! but whatev. see ya on judgement day when i go to heaven for believing in God rather than food.

14. 154 - October 11th, 2008 at - Kat Elliott Says:
    
    

    All hail the flying Spaghetti Monster.
    The one who created the Universe.

15. 155 - October 21st, 2008 at - blaze8902 Says:
    
    

    Almost all the hatemail on this site is christians “blasting” us for thinking a little bit differently.

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