holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian. so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians is dumb cause every one knows that it was
-a person with a brain
[I thought this one was fake at first but I've changed my mind. What do you guys think? -bobby]
Gosh, don’t you hate people who don’t sign their full name? Now we will never know who this was.
Was it…
A person with a brain… for sale, one owner, little use?
A person with a brain… needed, apply here?
A person with a brain… made of chocolate? (and quite possible sat near a fire?)
A person with a brain… would be such a nice thing to be?
A person with a brain… that slipped through quality control?
Ahhh, no… I know… *realisation dawns as nicci looks (with a shudder) once more at the atrocious misuse of language, especially the absent letters.* You mean…
A person withOUT a brain… bet you spell can’t “c a n” don’t you?
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Please…correct me if I am wrong, but I really don’t think that the Christmas” that is celebrated by most Americans is religous. Its more about caring about loved ones. Besides, even if it is meant to be religous (and that has been lost due to Santa Claus bs…) it isn’t Christian. If one uses logic, they can determine that this Christ character was not born in Winter. It is a Pagan holiday.
So, for that I say-Put the “Sol” back in “Solstice”-so says the boy born on December 21…
Feel free to quote me on that last part…
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This comment makes me want to punch a baby. However I will try to hold my self back from doing so.
After all punching babies is a terrible thing to do. You know what’s worse then that though? Crucifying and burning people who don’t have the same beliefs as you. Look it up you intolerant dogmatic bastared.
And have a nice day :D
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Kris, may the God of your choice bless you on this day. I have known plenty of decent Christians, thank you for being among them. All we ask is to keep science out of theology classes. Wait, I meant…well, never mind. In respect of your decent post, I will forgo my usual signature.
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For someone who claims to have a brain, there are an awful amount of grammatical errors don’t you think?
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Why do such stupid people post here like that? Can’t even be bothered with correct grammar and spelling, so I can’t be bothered to read what they write. It really does my head in how stupid some people can be!
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That message had a lot of ignorance but is rather lacking on the typical christian hate. Come on, a person with a brain, you can put a little more hate into your letters. You know you have it in you. You’re a christian after all.
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That was just what I was gonna say, Dean, and to the “brainy” person: I think you’re fake because you are not a Pastafarian.
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What would happen, theologically speaking, if someone gave this fellow pasta for christmas?!?
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i am a tattoo artist who is doing a fsm on a client. i just want to say that everyone has the right to suck my meatballs… this is almost an interesting subject… almost…
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Sorry Pastafarians. That letter is clearly a fake. A spoof. Probably a spoof by a christian though. In any event it is not a very good one. By the way a right wing extremist christian grandmotherjust won the Australian version of Big Brother. FSM certainly does work in mysterious ways.
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Go somewhere else? Hey, this is our site. You go somewhere else.
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Why do they always assume we give out “Christmas Gifts”? I know some people who give out “Solstice Gifts”, some who give “Gifts”, some who give “No Gifts” and my personal favorite: “Yay! We survived another year! Let’s party! Gifts”.
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I like cheese…
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ooo… someone feels threatened!
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Christmas, presents, trees and especially Santa Clause, has nothing to do with Christianity, because Christianity is like a snowball, merging with every other religion, with it’s myths and traditions, it encounters. OUr easter tradition with the easter bunny and eggs, the virgin birth, Jesus being born in Betlehem in year zero (he was actually born in Nazaret, 4 year 4 b.c), the three wise men, the communion, just to mention some, all come from different religions.
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I’m not any religion, Pastafarian or otherwise, but I know that it’s wrong and insensitive to dump on someone else’s religion. As far as I’m concerned, Catholicism can suck my balls, but I don’t tell Catholics that their religion sucks and it’s fake and blah blah blah. You’re just a fuckwit who feels that you have to stick your nose where it might get chopped off.
I agree with the following people: Lady Lippy, Darwin’sMonkey and Val. And WIIman has a good point. Fuck off, religion chav before the flying spaghetti monster eats YOU in a toasted sandwich!
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FACT: Christmas was not declared a national holiday until 90 years after US declared Independence. Nice try, “a person with a brain”.
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Yep. I’m a pussy. I also like pussy. I fornicate. A lot. Christians hate this as much as they hate everyone that doesn’t bow to them, cower before their mythic might, and rationally believe that Christ is NOT a zombie.
Yes, honey. Jesus is a zombie. He was dead for three days. Rose on the third day (I bet he smelled really good…) to show all humanity that he was God’s son and that he died for our sins. I don’t need someone to die for me…
Except maybe you.
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1. someone with a brain can spell.
2. Someone with a brain should know that Christmas is so commercialized it really isn’t religious anyway.
3. If we are all pussies there wouldn’t be any comments on this post.
YKWFSMWD.
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dear person with a brain-
how could you be so ungratetfull the creator of all things important and kinda important? Without Him, we would have no christmas trees, or presents, or fruitcake, and not even the jolly boots of lord santa. perhaps it is time to look inward, person with a brain. When christmas rolls around again, do not expect that pair roller skates youve been asking senior’ clause for…
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Halloween is an anti-christian, satanic holiday, but yet I’ve never met a christian who wouldn’t accept halloween candy. And no, this nation (as in the US) was not found on christianity. Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and many other of our founding fathers were not christians. It was founded on religious freedom, and you don’t sound like you have much of a brain to speak of when you spell every other word incorrectly. Peace…
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How would you like it if you had to say “under the FSM”? i bet you would think it was stupid, just like how i think saying “under god” is stupid.
RAmen
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Austin have you heard of the Jefferson Bible? Look it up and then comeback and tell me the founding fathers where christian. It’s called Deist. You might also look that up too and realize you need to stop talking out your ass.
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Right this person has obviously met my cat, instead he would know to “FEAR THE PUSSY” the way she dispatched the most annoying dog in the area was extremely efficient and well fatal for the dog at least it was over quickly and the did find the head three weeks later. Still for a person with a brain there was quite a bit of spelling mistakes. Still I am pretty sure that the founders of the American state made sure that church & state were kept apart for a very good reason.
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How long has Christmas been a Christian holiday? Most people celebrate it Christmas or not and nobody thinks of Jesus all anyone wants if the damn gift. Face it without the gifts and all the money that can be made Christmas would not exist.
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I’m atheist I don’t take Christmas presents or celebrate Christmas. I don’t even take off work but I don’t complain when I have too because we are closed. I don’t get offended by one nation under God I just don’t think people shouldn’t have to say it in schools where we are trying to create an environment where people of all beliefs can learn and leave their faith at home. I didn’t believe in god so I refused to say the pledge and many other things that had to do with god in a public school and would get in trouble for it. Its not a matter of offending its the fact that I don’t want to say it as many here I’m sure feel the same way. You believe in it you say it don’t force kids and other people to that don’t.
Ramses: FYI Halloween is a Christian holiday. It was stolen from the Celtics and it used to be called Samhain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween
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For that matter, shouldn’t Christians also not accept presents on Christmas. Any questions, watch “What Would Jesus Buy” from Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping.
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As for Christmas…
In August, 1998, Richard Ganulin filed suit in U.S. District Court claiming that “Christmas is a religious holiday, and the Congress of the United States is not constitutionally permitted to endorse or aid any religion, purposefully or otherwise, or entanglement between our government and religious beliefs.”
The court ruled that Christmas had become a secular as well as religious holiday, and implied that ideas such as Santa and Christmas trees had nothing to do with Christianity directly. Therefore, the ruling was to dismiss the case on grounds that Christmas was not a Christian holiday, but a secular holiday celebrated by some as religious.
Anyways…
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“quit being assholes and go somewhere else ”
g-go somewhere else? you would say that to another religion? go somewhere else?! I’m sorry mr person with a brain, but we’ve been here for ages and you didn’t seem to mind. It was only after you fingers randomly decided to punch in ‘flying spaghetti’ into google that you cared. We are not doing anything worng. I’m sorry if now you’re threatened by pastafarianism.
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No; this country was founded be Deists.
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I know it’s a little cliche to attack the spelling of someone you disagree with online, but the irony here is too great. *uncontrollable snickering*
I still celebrate christmas. It’s obviously a way for us believers in the Noodly Father to get vacations and free shit from the our friend and family! Although, I don’t “except” christmas presents. I Accept them.
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I consider myself a patriotic Pastafarian. When I recite the pledge of allegiance I insert “UNDER A CONSTITUTION” in place of “UNDER GOD.” I could insert “UNDER FSM,” but that would detract from the seriousness of the pledge. What a happier nation this would be if both the ACLU and the Evangelicals would get lost.
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Actaully Christmas is a pagan holiday. Ask a Christian or do a google search. And I don’t think you would like it if the govt made you swear an oath of allegiance to Odin and Thor. You don’t mind it now because you “have” to do something you already do willingly.
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I do have a strong disagreement with your name. Judging by your quality of spelling and grammar, you should be called “someone with one third of a brain or less”. Anyway, I am (notice the correct spelling here) offended by the inclusion of god in the Pledge, enough that I don’t say it anymore. Though, I might start saying it again if the words were changed to
“One Nation,
Under Pasta,
with Liberty,
and Justice,
For All.
Including Pirates.”
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Not only do I, um, except a christmas present, I will accept ANY present! For religion is no barrier between me and paper wrapped goods!
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Christmas is a Pagen holiday..so much for your brain,dude.
and “go somewhere else?” um,you are on the CURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER site..must I say anything else?
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I thought it would be fun to try and make a fake hate mail, but I can’t compete with the people who write these (whether or not their messages are sincere). Well done!
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Improve yer spelling, matey with a brain.
And involuntary pledges be cert’nly t’be whined about, land lubber. Arr.
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and actually… this country was formed by secularists, jackass. Now hand over the veggie booty, arr!!
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I no longer even stand up for the pledge at school anymore. I remain seated and laugh quietly to myself at all the people with out brains, and are not able to think for themselves. Such as you.
This country was in ablsolutly in no way shape or form, founded by christans. most all of the founding fathers were theists who belived in a supreme being, but nothing else.
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About the pledge: At my school we Have to stand up, but we don’t have to say it if we don’t want to, and you wanna know what I do? Absolutely nothing, I have freedom of my body and rights and I don’t give a fuck with they suspend me for not getting up!
About Christians: I don’t like the religion because well, most Christians are hypocrites (such as yourself), and most Christians are idiots (possibly so for you).
So leave our religion alone and go back to your mindless church meetings and just them a Twinkie wrapper or something, also, about Christmas and what-not, thanks for the good laugh!
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It is quite refreshing to see so many people see through the fallacy of organized religion (with the notably intelligent exception of Pastafarianism).
May his noodlie appendages be upon you, may they comfort you and give you peace…
RAmen
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I wish I could refuse to stand for the national anthem, but in Canada they suspend you for it.
Now, as for this eloquent message…
“holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian. so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians is dumb cause every one knows that it was
-a person with a brain”
Sounds incredibly fake. The part which made me laugh most was the very last one, where he listed his name as, “-a person with a brain”. Who is he kidding?
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Are you kidding? Christmas is a mostly pagan holiday. The Christmas tree, the Yule log, wreaths, ornaments, holly… all pagan traditions. Take a look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas. Sorry, but Christians are the one’s faking this, and have been for far too many years. If YOU want to believe in a book written 2000 years ago by corruptible men (we all know that Constantine had political motives when he and his group chose which books to include, and which to exclude, from the Bible, which is also humorous in its own right; if the books were divinely influenced, why were the ones that were tossed, tossed, and how did that group decide which ones), then that’s fine by me, but with the logic necessary to “just accept this”, you could just as easily accept the Quran, or the Torrah, or yes, the FSM.
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Hi, my name is gerard and before i had fsm in my life i had no hope, now i am a pastafarian i have money, girls, nice cars and i love being alive, thank you pasta monster god guy! I love you! xx
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I must confess, I am very curious about something. I am not sure whether to direct this critique towards the authors of the hate mail or to those who post it, but is all the hate mail so ripe with misspelling and bad grammar, or are those pieces selected to highlight the irrational stupidity of the authors [of the hate mail] and the views they represent? It is interesting that although the authors of the hate mail are vehemently defending Christianity, few take the time to capitalize the very word. Furthermore, are these people just looking to vent, or are they really so irrational and blinded by faith that they sincerely believe that the hosts of this site actually believe in the gospel of the FSM?! Its a parody! A satire! A joke! What’s more, it is in no way meant to be, as I read it, an attack on Christianity, but rather an attack on Christianity being taught in public schools which is precisely what teaching ID is. There are hundreds of non-Christian religions in this country and, despite some misguided souls’ claim to the contrary, there is NO OFFICIAL RELIGION in the United States. To make a law requiring the instruction of ID is to literally, “..make a law respecting an establishment of religion.” By the way that quote is from the First Amendment of The Constitution of The United States. The entire purpose of this allegory is to illuminate the absurdity of teaching a theory in our PUBLIC schools that is not based on any fact. Church and Family are meant to teach children what to believe. School is meant to teach children to think. Ultimately, they will be able to think for themselves and decide if they CHOOSE to believe in religion based strictly on FAITH. Faith requires no proof. In fact, proof counters the entire purpose behind faith. Moreover, an informed choice by a rational mind to maintain a belief in spite of lack of proof shows far greater faith than to believe simply because Mommy, Daddy, and Pastor Dan told me so. Besides, if ID were taught in schools, there would most likely even be further complaints that it wasn’t taught the RIGHT way or that certain nuances were completely inaccurate or offensive. I mean there are like four dozen different sects of Christianity. Are you telling me that there is a unified creation story? Bullshit! Many Christians won’t even acknowledge Catholicism or LDS to be Christian! How are they going to agree on which version of ID to teach? Teach religion in the home, science in the school, and I promise you your kids will turn out alright.
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I think the part I loved the most was the, “so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…” I epic fail at seeing the logic in this statement. Are you suggesting that this website is being forces upon you? Did they install trojans on your computer that allow to access no website but http://www.venganza.org?! Personally, I think it’s your religious intolerance here that is causing a conflict. Perhaps if you were to do are you “Holy Bible” suggests and merely turn the other cheek the world would be a better place. And meanwhile I will happyily sit here praises His mighty, majestic noodles. I will open my innermost soul and allow his noodles to gently carress me in or intimate embrace.
RAmen.
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I write things like this all the time. None of them serious but just for fun. I am pretty sure it is a fake Some people give the Greatest Webpage In The Universe loads (alledgedly) in the hopes of getting on the hate mail section for a chuckle. I would guess that it is just someone having some fun. You could google the email address to see where it leads you. Depending on the activity of the hate-mailer’s address you can guess what their agenda actually is most of the time.
@Just Have Faith:
“Its a parody! A satire! A joke!”
Most people do not seem to understand satire from my experience. School, college, home, the corner shop, they just don’t understand satire. Try declaring yourself a Pastafarian or a SubGenius or a Discordian or even a Jedi. People actually believe the crap you tell them. If it is satire they often call it ‘tasteless’ or ‘not funny’ or (if you can make it like an ED article) ‘terrorism’. These people just haven’t yet developed an adaptable sense of humour that extends beyond the confines of Friends (the television show). Give them time or make jokes that they are too stupid to understand, like Bobby Henderson and Malaclypse the Younger [sic] have.
@Mr Henderson
Is it can we has moar haet male pls?
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To Be Honest:
A person with a brain larger than the “prophet’s” (I neither agree or disagree with his title, just allow others to decide for themselves) would be able to 1) spell, 2) talk (type) correctly. For instance ‘honstly’ is honestly, ‘allegince’ is allegance, etc etc, come on, you could at least spell ‘are’ correctly! Stop insulting the “prophet’s” intelligence and worry about your own.
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