holy shit quit being such pussys

holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian. so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians is dumb cause every one knows that it was
-a person with a brain

[I thought this one was fake at first but I've changed my mind. What do you guys think? -bobby]

205 Responses to “holy shit quit being such pussys”

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  1. 201 - How to Get Six Pack Fast - Apr 15th, 2009

    After reading through the article, I feel that I really need more info. Can you share some resources ?

  2. 202 - P-tricky - May 27th, 2009

    You really need to do some research. Many founding fathers were not christian, as anyone with a computer could ascertain in about thirty seconds. Think before you type.

    RAmen.

  3. 203 - Luke - May 28th, 2009

    Treaty of Tripoli, Bitch.
    May want to get some tests done to confirm that brain is really there.

  4. 204 - Garrick McElroy - Jun 22nd, 2009

    I… I can’t tell Bobby. It seems so… Idiotic! I can’t believe a person is this stupid. I just can’t.

    Final Verdict: Not real.

  5. 205 - Dylan - Jun 22nd, 2009

    i don’t remember what number it was but someone translated this into proper english and the first line was “blessed poo, stop being such cats”. I found that to be halarious and now instead of saying “holy shit” i try to say (when i can remember) blessed poo and when someone is being a wimp I call them a cat. nobody gets it but its awesome

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