holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian. so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians is dumb cause every one knows that it was
-a person with a brain
[I thought this one was fake at first but I've changed my mind. What do you guys think? -bobby]
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After reading through the article, I feel that I really need more info. Can you share some resources ?
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You really need to do some research. Many founding fathers were not christian, as anyone with a computer could ascertain in about thirty seconds. Think before you type.
RAmen.
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Treaty of Tripoli, Bitch.
May want to get some tests done to confirm that brain is really there.
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I… I can’t tell Bobby. It seems so… Idiotic! I can’t believe a person is this stupid. I just can’t.
Final Verdict: Not real.
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i don’t remember what number it was but someone translated this into proper english and the first line was “blessed poo, stop being such cats”. I found that to be halarious and now instead of saying “holy shit” i try to say (when i can remember) blessed poo and when someone is being a wimp I call them a cat. nobody gets it but its awesome
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this is my favorite thread so far. Real. I would say brain is present but not in working order. And I get offended that “under god” in the pledge. I believe it’s a leftover from the McCarthy era – like we need that! And it doesn’t belong there, it’s not secular, and it should go. But then I also think “in god we trust” should come off the money.
I can live with Christmas (although I tend to call it Yule), and I like the sacred music – I mean how can you quibble with Messiah – it’s great music! And it’s really not a christian holiday anyway – they did a lot of absorbing of many pagan holidays – xmas is just one of them.
And I just did a quick bit of research to confirm that there is no indisputable factual record to confirm the existence of cheesus. And the babble belongs in churches along with the rest of the fiction, not in schools. And I truly loved the remark about an IQ filter for comments. Ok – all done.
kk
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…this can’t possibly be real…can it?
I mean, there aren’t actually people this stupid out there right?
…right?
And Christmas is a Christian holiday? Where did you get that from? Ever heard of Yule? You know, it’s the original Pagan holiday that was ripped off by the Church…
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3 words: Treaty of Tripoli
Do you know what this document says ye who claims to have a brain but obviously doesn’t know how to use it? Quote: Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
You also may want to do some actual research on the Founding Fathers. Many of them were at best deists, if not atheists. The entire point of this country was to NOT have a religious organization running it because that leads to countries like Iran. If you can’t see that, then perhaps you should go somewhere else and leave the rest of us to our free country.
D&WC
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Maybe someone was writing hate mail and they suffered a seizure. That would explain why I can barely read it.
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Young Frankenstein discussing the source of the Monster’s brain with Igor:
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YF: “Igor, you idiot, who did this brain belong to?”
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Igor: “Someone named Abbie.”
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YF: “Abbie who?”
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Igor: “Abbie Normal.”
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Moral: All “brains” are not created equal. Some equal oatmeal mush.
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Cardinal ATSAP REVOL, The Devout Prelate
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What? I can’t understand you. Are you a politician? I’ll try to say this in a manner you will undertand:
LOLZ DAMN poo shit is a joke bloody get over it damn fucken turtle orange.
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The 25th of december was a viking celebration (Yule).For the solstice,when the days start to be longer,it symbolise hope.
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wow i can’t believe people can send you guys so much hate mail. I wonder if the pope gets shit like this. since when is it ok for anyone to completely bash someone elses beliefs when they are obviously not hurting anyone and just getting on with their own lives and not trying to shove their religion down other peoples throats. I am an atheist and I think if i felt the need to have faith and believe in something i would choose fsm because it is a fun loving tolerant religion that appears to have a sense of humor and knows what is right in the world. the simple things. who doesn’t love a big plate of spaghetti??? I think your religion is awesome even though i don’t really believe in it. (sorry). and i’m also sorry that all of the xtians have to bash you guys all the time. worship whatever the (the big fake fiery place) you want.
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“”"holy shit quit being such pussys damn who honstly gets affended cause they have to say god in the pledge of allegince”"”
The reason that is offensive is that it was SNUCK into the pledge by Christians in the 50’s during McCarthy’s retarded commie/gay scare. Look it up, tard.
“”"and that christmas is a national CHRISTIAN holiday and who the fuck r we kidding you will stil except a CHRISTMAS PRESENT so all of u r fake if ur not a chritstian.”"”
I don’t accept Christmas presents – except from the kids in my extended family, because they are too young to understand that Christ is a bad THING.
“”"so quit being assholes and go somewhere else if u dont like it…and what ever u say that this nation wasnt founded by christians”"”
It wasn’t moron. The nation’s founders were mostly DEIST, some Christian, and some ATHEIST! You are probably too retarded to understand what DEIST means. What are you going to tell us next? That the reason we have freedom of religion is because all other religions are here in America under suffrage? GROW THE FUCK UP AND LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR NATION BEFORE RUNNING YOUR IGNORANT IMBRED MOUTH!!!!
“”"is dumb cause every one knows that it was”"”
I just proved it wasn’t. Do some research. But telling a Christian to research something is like telling a donkey to create a renewable fuel.
“”"-a person with a brain”"”
I just proved that you DON’T have a brain. Hell, you believe in Christ. That instantly proves you are a mindless zombie.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh dear noodleness, i fell off my chair with laughter when i read this post. Especially the sign off – “a person with a brain”. i mean…really? have you read your post?
Thanks for the entertainment man, you made my day.
RAmen.
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