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You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????
your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.
-brandon
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What are your views on incest?
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If faith the size of a mustard sead can move a mountain then how much faith should it take to end a war and do you think Christians have the right amount cuz i still see war going on…
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“The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains”
Brawny pirates can do that, lubber.
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For one – It’s YOU who should get on your knees and get praying to get forgiveness for blasphemy!!! The Spaghetti Monster is Watching You, and he is not impressed!!!
And about the KKK… Well you should see “The Jesus Camp” and the “Zeitgeist”… Indoctrinating children makes them perfect marionette warriors ready to wage war against anyone… Isn’t that the pre requisite of things like the KKK??? All it will take for another genoside to occur will be a minister with an agenda! Amd there’s quite a real danger of just such a man appearing in the near future. Having control over an immense army of droids who are taught to question nothing that comes from god gives power. And power (according to John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton and numerous studies by psychologists including the infamous “Stamford Prison experiment”) corrupts!!!
It’s time to wake up!!! Religion is just an instrument of control!!!
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@Marcus Aurelius
To be fair, there were 7 pairs of the “clean” animals, so they are slightly less inbred.
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I seem to have gotten lost here.
Where do I find the Cheese Ordering page?
I need some Swiss Cheese…?
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Thank you, kind sir, for fulfilling Godwin’s Law. I can rest easy tonight.
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Hey Brandon,
Have you “studded” all of your bibles? That sounds like an awful lot of work for one book……
Ok, so…………
God is Omnipotent, correct?
And he (apparently, he makes trips to come down and sell his book to idiots) came down here and told you that the bible was the greatest book ever, correct?
Then how come that “Perfect” book is full of contradictions?
Is god just trying to mess with my mind? I don’t get it. Apparently, as I figured out long ago, no matter what I do, I’m going to hell anyways, since the Bible makes no sense.
Might as well have some fun. eh?
Oh well, Time for my orgy and Virgin sacrifice.
RAmen
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Move a mountain then, retard
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This is what i found when perusing the bible
Genesis 19:30-36
Lot and His Daughters
30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.”
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.
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Incest interesting these Catholics really are a classy bunch of people
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Do yourself a favor, Brandon, and do some REAL reading. Research the origins and history of the Christian faith (and others, too). If you’re lucky, it will turn you into an agnostic. Otherwise, it proves your brainwashing has been too strong for your feeble mind to overcome.
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P.S. If Jesus is/was “God’s only begotten Son”, what of the other BILLIONS of alien civilizations out there? Lucky us! That thinking goes back to when man thought he was the center of the universe and created God in his image. Or are you stupid enough to think there are NO other intelligent beings out there? I guess anyone who’d ascribe to Creationism would believe in ANYTHING they’re told.
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So, you dare say we are not in the very center of the Universe? You forget that all our observation is subject to God. And he has put all this misleading clues only to make non believers reveal themselves. An when the time comes, only True Believers will be allowed to stand in the presence of God.
I can’t understand why you are so dumb to have such a blind faith in your observation and measurements. Gravitation is a fake, there cannot be other life in Universe, because there is no Universe. You simply cannot prove there is one!
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You will never ever find me on my knees, scared of abusive nonsense that some people have tried to employ to scare me into believing what they believe in order to gain control of my mind through fear.
Your final sentence is all one has to read to acquire an idea of your mentality. Try familiarising yourself with evolution and hopefully you will soon learn where we did actually come from.
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Incest isn’t even the half of it. What about the baby killing, the cannabalism and the child abuse. It’s an amazing book. If you are modeling your life after it, it’s no wonder that christian families have a far higher rate of child abuse, molestation and spousal abuse than non-religious homes. All of which is covered up by those in the church who should be helping.
Forget the non-sense. Bust open a beer, pass the pasta, share some love and skip the beatings. R’amen
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“You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing.”
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Wow, bible studding. I have a couple bibles just lying around, maybe we could get together and raise a brood of biblets for resale.
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Christians don’t tend to be really great spellers do they?
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“So, you dare say we are not in the very center of the Universe? You forget that all our observation is subject to God. And he has put all this misleading clues only to make non believers reveal themselves. ”
Tricky little ^%(#@ isn’t He, Sirjoe?? If this is a test to determine which of us He gets to torture eternally, seems like it’s fixed. How about a sign of his EXISTENCE instead of planting millions of clues that mislead us from the truth that the world is only a few thousand years old, the center of the universe and inhabited by the only intelligent race out there? Speaking of which, seems like 90% of hate-mailers are further red herrings – that we humans aren’t so intelligent after all.
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Heh for someone who thinks so lowly of us you sure put a lot of time and thought into your little speech. You must really love us deep down! Thats ok because we can love you too!
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One very thorough reference in dissecting the contrived nonsense of inerrancy of the Bible is the insightful volume titled “The Encyclopedia of Biblical Errancy.”
http://www.holysmoke.org/errancy.htm
http://www.apocalipsis.org/difficulties/ebe.htm
http://members.aol.com/ckbloomfld/
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I’m confused… What kind of sacrifice would dying on a cross, spending a couples more days in hell, and then for some reason raising from hell and getting to chill in paradise forever… i don’t know it just isn’t much of a sacrifice… Hell i would do that to save humanity…
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the problem i have with this guys comment about how god made satan and all is…why would god create satan, being “All Knowing” and stuff, knowing that satan would turn and go against him? so god isn’t really all knowing…and if he did know that satan would try to over throw him, why would he create him? plus…god told adam and eve to not eat from the tree because they will surely die, the serpent told them to go ahead, god is a liar, you will not die but gain knowledge…they didn’t die, they gained the knowledge of shame and god was afraid. so the bible contradicts itself many times, not just that one area.
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God made free will, he knows that Satan would turn on him, yet he cannot just NOT creat him. That would be unfair and God wants people to love him sincerely, not just say “I love you simply because there is nothing wrong with my life” If Satan had not existed, then all people would lead boring perfect lives all worshipping God. It is the fact that Satan exists that we can argue about FSM in the first place.
The fact that many people do not know this ( I mean in FSM) and blam Christianity before you guys even know GOd, means that none of you have ever read the Bible before.
P.S the serpent was the liar….not god. The definition of god means ifallible and divine….
P.P.S The bible never contradicts itself, only the uneducated think that way. I wont go into details since Ill be met by tentacles everywhere, but just so you know Eric, everything you said made sense to the atheists, but absolutely no sense with people who have actually read the bible
P.P.P.S Ergo, no one in FSM has ever read the bible
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So where is the evidence that this actually all happened then?
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Indeed, we must beware of false prophets. Those that pervert the beautiful teachings of a beautiful man to ugly, intolerant, babble. Jesus was a great man, it’s the church and its obsession with control that followers of the FSM have a problem with. Why do you insist that your way is the only way? You don’t understand why we have a problem with that, when we have the humility to tell you to believe whatever you want as long as no one gets hurt? You see us as the enemy of God. Your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. You poor, intolerant fool, you had better get down on your knees and pray for desecrating holy teachings. You are gambling with pretty serious stuff.
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The bible is clear as mud, your argument is flawed, your an idiot.
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And how is that not more stupid than FSM? Your “all knowing” God was stupid enough to create evil and give it too much power, even if it wasn’t evil at the time, your God should have been all knowing enough to realize that he was going to turn evil. So therefore, your religion is just are crazy as FSM.
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wow….i just… wow. really lacking of any sign of intelligence. wow. first of all, Sirjoe_rmit did you REALLY say that there is no universe and that we cannot prove that there is one? cause i think… i think we did. huh, crazy. secondly, i am going to have to go ahead and say that Brandon, i see what you were TRYING to do here with very sad representation of the english language, i mean, there were some parts that i had to read aloud to make sure that i was actually reading the words that you typed. “He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good.” oh my flying spaghetti monster. you do know that that isn’t english, right? it was right around here that i went from thinking that you were just a poor, uneducated fool, but then i read “if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man.” and realized you were just stoned. oh yea, one more thing, “You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”.” i am going to have to ahead and defend my fellow believers in FSM and say that all of us are obviously on the brighter side, and i am fairly certain that one of them didn’t say that. maybe they said something to that effect…well, actually, i don’t know, since that doesn’t make any sense. may i suggest that you become a library card holder and read a new book.
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Several things about this spring out at me, firstly, why does you’re spelling and grammar get worse, you started off as the most articulate I’ve read so far… =(
Also, you mention with faith the size of a mustard seed, you could move a mountain, so can I ask you, what has your very own faith moved?
Finally, “God gave angels the free will to serve him.” If he’s making them serve him which he did, this is not free will…
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So God was so disturbed by Satan’s lack of faith, so infuriated, that he GAVE HIM AN ENTIRE PLANET?!?! WTF!?!? That’s like a father going,”Son, I’m rally mad at you back-talking me and being disrespectful, so here’s a new car!”. This guy is mentally unstable.
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Yes I have read the first book of the BIBLE which is known as the TORAH, and in the TORAH SATAN IS NEVER EVEN MENTIONED! Also if “God” really did not want us worshiping other “false gods” then why are there oh, lets say Hindus still around? In addition to THAT you say “only way to overcome evil is with God on your side” well than how did anyone overcome “evil” before “God” existed? Plus if “God” “Flooded the world” than why are there no dolphin bones in Austraila. You see you are an idotic christian literalist who thinks everything in the Bible is 100% true. Well guess what? ITS NOT! I mean if the Bible said “and then God formed the Earth from his own shit…” you would belive that.
Also if the Bible said “Jesus was born arom three men” you would belive that too. Oh, by the wa, TECHNICALLY I am a Christian. Pastafarians=500 You=-1500 Me=Infinity.
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I personally have never studded the Bible.
And the KKK was started by groups of Christian radicals who probably believed that ‘false prophets’ were corrupting a nation by demanding equality for all. If you take the time to look at old debates on whether or not African’s should be considered equal or not, then you will see that BOTH sides of the debate cited the Bible.
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You need a lot of corrections:
#1 Line 11—A saint of God does not talk like that because it brings an unclean imagery to the mind of the reader.
#2 Line 12—God did not kick Satan out of Heaven;Michael and his holy angels did.
#3 Line 13—God did not give the rule of the earth to Satan.(God gave the rule of the earth to Adam and Eve.)Adam and Eve did give rule of the earth to Satan by disobeying God.
#4 Line 17—Eve did not eat from the tree of Life(The Messaiah was not born yet.);she ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
#5 Line 17—Adam and Eve were not children;they were not born but they were created first hand by God.Adam named all the animals.Children need to learn how to speak and then they need to learn the names of the animals let alone make those names.
#6 Line 20—It is not Christian’s job to start or stop a war.We are not part of this world’s system;we only live in this world.Jesus said that there will be war until the last day.A Christian can only pray that the best man wins.The best man is the government that allows the Gospel to be preached in their territory.Some of the Old Testament Prophets fortold about the recent Middle East wars.It is the coming to pass of this passage:”Sit at my right hand(Jesus Christ) and I will make your enemies your foot stool.”.
God also promised to Abraham that wherever his foot touched the ground (From the city of Ur near Euphrate river to the Mediterainian Sea)it will be given to his children who are Abraham’s fleshly children who are the Jews and not his spiritual children through the blood of Jesus who are Christians.The holy angels of God have to bring all of these promises of God to pass before Jesus comes on the clouds of glory.Because ,the natural promise of the Jews inheriting the Sacred land has to happen before the spiritual promise of Christians going to Heaven.
#7 Lines 34&35—If you know God you know that you have to be considered RIGHTOUS by God in order to be allowed to believe in Him and to build a something to float on the waters of the flood so you later on can step on the CLEANSED earth again.This is also true today .That is why you need the rightousness of Jesus Christ(through his shed blood at the Calvary by obeying Acts.2:38)and you can’t go to Heaven on your own.Because,in the dispensation of Grace only Jesus Christ has been considered by God as a RIGHTOUS man and believing in him(believing requires obeying what he says)is enough to buy you a ticket to Heaven.
#8 Lines 39&40—The Jews asked for the crucifiction of Jesus Christ and they said:” Let the curse of it fall upon us and our children .”For that reason they had hard times for about 1878 years in the nations they were sent to by God including Germany.Just as He said :”I will give one third to the sword,I will give one third to famine ,and I will give one third to wandering on earth” .Hitler on the other hand did hate the Jews and wanted to kill all of the Jews (if he could) because Satan(in him)did not want them to go to the Sacred land of Israel as God promised their forefathers so the Word of God would not be able to come to pass.
#9 Lines 43&44—Most of the Jews (as we all know)don’t believe in John 3:16 and John 3:17 and they perish spiritually just like every other unbeliever even though they now live in the promise land of Israel.
So,they are missing on God’s promise of going to Heaven by not being able to believe (obey) in Jesus Christ because God has given to people free will.
#9 Lines 50,51&54—Christians are children of God and like God according to John 3:16 and John 3:17 they love the world’s people. They are obliged by Love to be polite because it is written:”Love is not rude!”
#10 Lines 55—KKK are created by people who have not obeyed Acts.2:38,therefore they are not Christians.They are not ruled by Christ but by selfishness and fear of other people(Like the Germans who followed Hitler into the ditch.).They are confused by this passage in the O.T.in which God commands people to marry their own kind and not the animals so as to avoid beastiality.(Remember ,animals are creatures who don’t talk ,maybe except for Koko who knew how to do sign language—I wonder what her response would have been if her trainer would have talked to her about the Gospel.)
#11 Every Line— It is important to tell the Truth in Love.We all have potential to sin and different one of us are prone to different sins,that is why we live under Grace.Even after we get used to the idea of practicing what Jesus teaches we might have a lapse in one or more areas.This passage helps every true Christians:”Work your salvation with fear(of God) and tremblings.”which excludes war lovers,slave takers,money lovers,hi brow educators,luxury livers,pleasure seekers, and every other type of selfish people.
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I like the quote “your stupidity puzzles me”
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Ok here is one thing I don’t understand. You say your god created us with free will so we could choose whether to follow him or not. But if we choose NOT to follow him then we shall burn for all eternity. That doesnt really make it much of a choice.
However, what about the tribes around Africa in the jungles and deserts who have never heard of your god? Surely it does not make sense to punish them for not following god when they are never informed of his existance. For someone who is omnipotent and omniscient he sure missed alot of people when he claimed these things.
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It’s like he’s a person, but stupider.
By what logic do you deem something evil? Right and wrong are figments of the human imagination, nothing more. I know this because right to me isn’t the same as right to another person. Good and evil doubly so! Muslims who bombed the WTC were not evil, many of you will be angry with me for saying this I’m sure, but that is what they believed to be right. We saw it to be wrong. Two sides of the same coin. The crusades were considered “right” at the time, but we think they’re wrong now. We do not need God’s “mercy” (I would like an example of it though, for throughout the bible he is the most merciless God I’ve ever heard of) to defeat evil. Only to realise that it is not through guns and violence that we’ll convince them, but through Democracy and civility. Maybe your God will deem it right to kill millions, and send billions, possibly trillions, more to a place they will burn in agony forever, but I don’t think that is right.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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Johnathan #173
The Bible has no contradictions… Really? Lemme give you a few quotes a fellow Pastafarian once posted:
“For I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.” (Jeremiah 3:12)
“Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn forever.” (Jeremiah 17:4)
“If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.” (John 5:31)
“Jesus answered: Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.” (John 8:14)
“And Jesus coming, spoke to them, saying: All power is given to me in heaven and in earth.” (Matthew 28:18)
“the whole world is under control of the evil one.” (1 John 5:19)
And Jesus said, “For judgement I am come into this world.” (John 9:39)
“I came not to judge the world” (John 12:47)
“Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.” (Matthew 5:16)
“Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.” (Matthew 6:1)
“Jacob said, ‘I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.’” (Genesis 32:30)
“No man hath seen God at any time.” (John 1:18)
We should fear God (Matthew 10:28)
We should love God (Matthew 22:37)
There is no fear in love (1 John 4:18)
“But anyone who says ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.” (Jesus) Mat 5:22
“You fools!” (Jesus) Luke 11:40
“You blind fools!” (Jesus) Mat 23:17
“How foolish you are” (Jesus) Luke 24:25
“But God said to him, ‘You fool!’ ” (Jesus) Luke 12:20
“You foolish Galatians!” (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1
“You foolish man” James 2:20
I see a couple.
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“You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar.”
Wonderful opening. You deny we have read a book full of contradictions, think that all we heard from it is that it was “crap”, and call us liars. Really brilliant.
“Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to.”
So… we choose not to. Got a problem with that?
“And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have.”
*coughWedon’tbelieveinSatancough*
“So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households.”
Wait, is that why you stop your child from living with you? Because he/she rebelled against you? Hon, did you ever go through adolescence?
“He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life.”
So… our problems DID start with the talking snake.
“You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment.”
If I had seen a talking snake as a child, I would have run away screaming.
“You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq.”
Yes. Yes we do. And the war was started by… oh… who again? What did he say? Did he say that God had told him to do it? Yes, yes he did. Oh deary me.
“The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains.”
I’m torn between “prove it” and “you have to keep pushing while you’re praying”.
“You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side.”
WHAT?! Look here, faith has NOTHING to do with my reasons for ending the war. It’s because people are DYING over there for a POINTLESS reason based on government LIES about weapons of mass destruction. It’s because we broke Iraq and it was none of our business to do so. It’s because America has to be the stupid world police. Where in the name of all that’s holy does God enter into that???
“If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love.”
If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for the mercy of the FSM and not mock HIS power. Or love.
“You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday.”
Stale beer and diseased strippers, mate.
“You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good.”
Okay, apart from the atrocious spelling, grammar, and usage, “there was none of it good” means that no one agreed with him. In the mind of your zombie self-fathering fairy, non-worship means evil.
“God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man.”
No, he just told Noah. Noah told everybody. Now let’s see how that would go over in modern-day America. “Hey, the voices told me water will be EVERYWHERE! We have to build boats! The voices said so!” Riiiight.
“But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell.”
I’d rather party with the sinners than weep with the saints.
“So you better building something to float on.”
I’d like to share with you a comment from “Hell and the High Schools”, a pamphlet published in the early 20th century. “The boasted builders of the Titanic boasted that it could not sink, and great throngs crowded on it and defied God that Sunday night with their revelry and sin; but the horrible death struggles in those icy waters bore tragic testimony to their fearful deception.” Nice. You’d like to have us either dead, or miserably worshiping your zombie. Real nice.
“You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life””
Wait, you’re telling me Hitler liked Jews?
“JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.”
Why is it always the Bible quotations?
“How is that anything like Adolf Hitler???????”
It’s the freakin’ Anti-Semitic bloodbaths. Where were you in the Middle Ages when Jews were the devil?
“Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????”
The Bible. How ’bout YOU?
“your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions.”
Likewise, mate.
“And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from.”
Hmmm… Christianity… racism… Ya know, those two really aren’t connectable at all! In any way! Definitely not! There has never been any occurrence that might ever, ever suggest that!
“Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies?”
Ha. Ha. Ha.
“The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves.”
No. No, it really isn’t answered. You say that the KKK was “false prophets”, which links them with Christianity. Unless you’re saying that the members of the KKK (white Southerners) were, um, Buddhist? In which case you’re even nuttier than I thought.
“You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.”
Ah, the metting of the mixaphors. How I love it so.
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#173
“God made free will, he knows that Satan would turn on him, yet he cannot just NOT creat him”
Then, what means almighty? Is God forced to do something by Destiny? Shouldn’t we pray to Destiny, then?
“That would be unfair and God wants people to love him sincerely”
I don’t think threatening me with an eternal torture is neither “lovely”, neither “fair”. And it is trying to force me into “love”, wich is not the best way…
How do you know that God wants that? It’s not in the Bible.
“If Satan had not existed, then all people would lead boring perfect lives all worshipping God. It is the fact that Satan exists that we can argue about FSM in the first place”
Prove it.
“The fact that many people do not know this ( I mean in FSM) and blam Christianity before you guys even know GOd, means that none of you have ever read the Bible before”
Most of we have read the bible. All the Bible, not only the “sweet” parts.
“P.S the serpent was the liar….not god. The definition of god means ifallible and divine…”
According to your words before, the serpent was god’s creation, knowing that it would lie, and knowing that it would convince Adam and Eve. Then, isn’t god responsible?
The definition of god means divine? Really, you can only think in circular reasoning?
“P.P.S The bible never contradicts itself, only the uneducated think that way.”
The Bible contradicts itself. Only uneducated fundies thinks it doesn’t. Saying a thing, and the opposite, is the definition of contradict yourself.
“made sense to the atheists, but absolutely no sense with people who have actually read the bible”
Again, lots of atheists out there know more about your book than yourself. They have read it. I have read most of it.
“P.P.P.S Ergo, no one in FSM has ever read the bible”
Haven’t you learn anything about logic?
You can keep repeating for yourself that we are uneducated and devil, that we can’t understand the Bible; or you can read the Bible. Yes, really, I’m advising you to read the Bible. You will see murder, vengeance and hate. You will see rape and slaves. You will see God ordering genocide. You will see God murdering Job’s family and torturing him, in order to win a bet with satan.
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If I had more time, I WOULD study the buybull. I’d be looking for events chronicled nowhere else.
There is plenty of scepticism about the very existence of Jesus, for instance. Lately I’ve been looking into the “slaughter of the innocents” by King Herod. You’d figure this would kick off a rebellion more than anything else – killing little children, and the first born sons, no less. Funny how NO MENTION of this atrocity is in the chronicles of the Romans or the Jews. Same with the cruxifiction, Jesus’s miraculous reappearance after death, the sermon on the Mount, etc, etc.
Brandon, ever hear the old saw “Believe half of what you read”?
You take whatever the old book says literally, don’t you? Open your eyes, son.
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GET A LIFE
Think about it, is it really going to help convince Pastafarians, Atheists, and Agnostics that they’re wrong if you call them dummies? Will arguing how the Bible is perfect and how God is awesome somehow convert everyone?
Try using some common sense. When trying to threaten a bunch of people who don’t believe in your God, how is mentioned Satan going to work? Fore people who don’t think Hell is a place, telling them they’re going to go there is like saying Barney will murder then in their sleep.
“You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with”
Ever think of strip poker? I’m gambling with things I REALLY want to gamble with
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@ – Jonathan – #173,
“The bible never contradicts itself, only the uneducated think that way.”
How many pairs of each animal were taken aboard the Ark?
Have you studied the text so you knew why the author of each of the two interwoven Ark stories wrote it as they did?
Probably your clergy has forbidden you to study or learn anything but the pap that they approve.
RAmen
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OMFSM i think tht guy got high halfway thru that cauz he starts goin “man”
he also needs to get a life & learn to spell
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“The Farce is strong with this one”
I have to say I regret seeing the level of stupid shown by the brainwashed masses. I will go to my grave wondering how the hell can they take an uncorrupted mind and twist it about so that all it knows is the “accuracy” and “truth” known in the holey babble. Should be a law against such abuse.
The amazing thing about the process, is the aquisition of the ability to filter out facts that may conflict with their beliefs. Fingers in ears….la la la la la la la / fossils / la la la la la /evolution/ la la la la la / geology/ la la la la la / big bang/ la la la la la/ anthropology/ la la la la la/ archaeology/ la la la la la/ biology/ la la la ….it just boggles the mind of those who still have one.
On one hand you have the rubes who buy all the shit they’ve been told, on the other hand you have the smart ones…the ones in control, who continue to spread the disease. The guys that constantly attack the sciences with strawman aguments and red herrings, always talking but never saying anything. Always objecting real evidence but never presenting any to support their claims. Its a big game they are playing, with the goal being religion in your school, poisoning the minds of children…bad enough they do it with their own, they wont be happy till every one in this nation is a damn godbot….much like this hate mailer.
Before you stamp me a conspiracy theorist, best do some digging. I wish I was wrong. These sons of bitches are out there, trying to pass legislation that allows religion being taught in public schools.
So far they have been beaten in court, with reason taking the upperhand, but they will not go away any time soon. Stay vigilant folks, and pass the pasta!
…I didnt mean to go on such a rant, sometimes when the words start to flow, it gains a life of its own.
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To #183:
“If you know God you know that you have to be considered RIGHTOUS by God in order to be allowed to believe in Him and to build a something to float on the waters of the flood so you later on can step on the CLEANSED earth again”
First, it is “righteous”, just FYI. And now God has to ALLOW me to believe in him? Wow, I must be in time out right now…
And you make these blanket statements that we just have our information wrong. If we just read the buybull then we will understand and believe. What is funny is the MORE I read the buybull, the LESS I believed. Is that the effect it is supposed to have?
I have believed, and then I woke up. At some point will you people realize that most atheists know the buybull better than you do, and quoting it is not going to change our minds? Quoting the buybull and then saying “do you believe now?” (with your eyes lit up with excitement and thinking “I have him/her now!!!”) is like reading an Aesop fable and saying “There! Don’t you now believe that the lion and the mouse spoke to each other and the mouse pulled out the lion’s splinter?” The answer is still NO! If you want to convince any of us that you are right, stop quoting a book of fairy tales and start showing some real evidence!
Yes, yes, now go ahead and threaten me with eternal damnation for mocking the “word of god”… blah blah blah. We have heard it all before. How about you come back with something we can actually have a discussion about instead of just assuming you are right while not actual providing any proof to your view of the world. By the way, do you still believe that the world is 6,000 years old? Just curious…
Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
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“God has told you in the greatest book ever written”
Brandon, perhaps you can tell us dummies why God didn’t do a better job with the BuyBull.
Why did he have so many ghost writers re-hashing, contradicting and editing each other?
People who were merely spewing third-hand (or MUCH worse) fairy tales badly translated
from other languages, yet.
Greatest book ever written? If you like it so much, why not try one of the sequels, like the Koran
or the book of Moroni? Even more nonsense to waste your time trying to make sense of.
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I like your blog
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The bible says:
murder murder murder, hate hate hate, sexism, racism, homophobia, jealousy, rage, spitefulness, rape, slavery, A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE, FOR THE JEWS (god’s chosen), more hate, some COMMON sense, more slavery, more homophobia and sexism… then god destroys man.
That is so precious and loving. Makes me feel warm that god hates all humans and wants to see them suffer – while elevating his “chosen people”
Pro-tip: If a religion’s God has a “chosen people”, it is racist and hateful.
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