You say you have read the Bible

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You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????

your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.

-brandon

182 Responses to “You say you have read the Bible”

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  1. 181 - October 22nd, 2008 at - J Says:

    Yes I have read the first book of the BIBLE which is known as the TORAH, and in the TORAH SATAN IS NEVER EVEN MENTIONED! Also if “God” really did not want us worshiping other “false gods” then why are there oh, lets say Hindus still around? In addition to THAT you say “only way to overcome evil is with God on your side” well than how did anyone overcome “evil” before “God” existed? Plus if “God” “Flooded the world” than why are there no dolphin bones in Austraila. You see you are an idotic christian literalist who thinks everything in the Bible is 100% true. Well guess what? ITS NOT! I mean if the Bible said “and then God formed the Earth from his own shit…” you would belive that.
    Also if the Bible said “Jesus was born arom three men” you would belive that too. Oh, by the wa, TECHNICALLY I am a Christian. Pastafarians=500 You=-1500 Me=Infinity.

  2. 182 - November 29th, 2008 at - Ember Says:

    I personally have never studded the Bible.

    And the KKK was started by groups of Christian radicals who probably believed that ‘false prophets’ were corrupting a nation by demanding equality for all. If you take the time to look at old debates on whether or not African’s should be considered equal or not, then you will see that BOTH sides of the debate cited the Bible.

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