You say you have read the Bible

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You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????

your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.

-brandon

150 Responses to “You say you have read the Bible”

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  1. 141 - August 8th, 2008 at 11:20 am - Richard Says:

    Well, I don’t know about the rest of you but my buddy brandon has totally sold me on monotheism, Omnipotent God,Christianity and the bible.
    One thing I’m not certain of though, maybe one of you heathens can clarify. Can I still marry my sister?

  2. 142 - August 9th, 2008 at 12:03 am - Grandmaster Funk Says:

    Okay, I got bored after the first half-paragraph. What I’m asking you, Brandon, is why the hell (Pardon the silly pun) did God create Satan anyway, if he knew that Satan would go crazy and be evil? Doesn’t sound too omniscient to me. No Supreme Being in His right mind is going to knowingly let evil get this out of hand unless your “Supreme” Being is evil Himself.

  3. 143 - August 9th, 2008 at 7:47 am - Mac N. Cheez Says:

    Brandon,

    You’re a sheep - mindlessly following the fairy tales you were force fed as a child and carried into adulthood. I truly feel sorry for you.

    Now go kick your own ass.

    RAmen

  4. 144 - August 9th, 2008 at 9:15 am - Lucifer Says:

    You are one sick puppy Brandon. I guess the Lobotomy did not work out!!

    Lucifer

  5. 145 - August 9th, 2008 at 10:50 am - Lucifer Says:

    Brandon you are sooooo fucked up I don’t eve know to begin. I guess I’m going to go and studding something. When you have a chance take your head out of you ass and breath…

    Lucifer

  6. 146 - August 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm - Pasta pirate Says:

    I tried to read through all of that. It proved nearly impossible.But here is my response to all that I have read. I have read the bible. At the beginning it states that god, the so called supreme ruler of all, created the universe in six days, but rested on the on the seventh. If he is so great, why did he have to rest? Second of all, Grandmaster Funk is right. God apparently exists everywhere, meaning he exists in the future, meaning that he knew that Satan was going to do what he did.He also seems to “love” all which means he loves satan. Satan is “evil” so that would make god love evil, making him evil. That ranting above could have been shorter, but I had to spell out every bit of it for christians that make posts like the one above.

    Pasta guide you through the rest of your day
    -PastaPirate

  7. 147 - August 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm - Advantageous Mongoose Says:

    God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too

    - I’ll bet that God’s been regretting the whole free will/Satan idea ever since. Still, no-one’s perfect, we all make mistakes sometimes. Now, where did I leave the tree of knowledge? I hope I remembered to put it somewhere safe where the children couldn’t get hold of it.

    -Oops.

    You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment.

    -so god punished his children for being er, like children? sounds like a wonderful father.

    The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains

    - Go on then, move a mountain, just one, even a little one.

    But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on.

    - What like an asbestos boat? If your god wants to me to burn in hell, wouldn’t i be better off building a huge fire extinguisher?

    The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing

    - either the KKK are the worst sheep impressionists I’ve ever had the displeasure to see, or I’ve never seen the breed of sheep that wears big white pointy hats that Brandon has.

    your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions

    -RAmen to that one Brandon.

  8. 148 - August 14th, 2008 at 6:31 pm - Dacen Says:

    It cannot be helped that Brandon chooses to drown himself in a fantasy novel written by a bunch of jobless schlubs who followed around a magician two millennia ago. But, as long as he serves a useful role in the workplace, he is to be granted amnesty from the wrath of logical thinkers.

  9. 149 - August 16th, 2008 at 9:22 pm - Dr.Octagonapus Says:

    “God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too.”

    Angels do not have free will. And actually. He made Lucifer, satan was evilness inside of lucifer. Theres some christ-mythology for your sweet ass.

  10. 150 - August 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm - Marcus Aurelius Says:

    Alright, let’s get into bible-studding. According to your mythology, we descended from two people, one made out of the rib of the other. So, we have a bunch of inbred mutants until God decides to mess with em and floods the earth, saving only two of each creature and a few more people in a boat, bringing this hopelessly inbred race of humans into a new level. This flood covered the earth then magically vanished in a bit over a month, then it left, leaving no trace at all in ANY geologic records that the world was ever flooded. Now, EVERYTHING’S inbred, because there was only 2 of each creature on the boat. According to you, all of Earth’s life is a hopelessly inbred race of freaks that can survive a surprisingly long time on a boat. Who’s the retard now?

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