Comments on: Are you serious? http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-917861 CrudOMatic Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:06:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-917861 I AM Pre-Alpha and Post-Omega, so your hateful racist sexist homophobic god better watch his ass. Christian God was created by man, and he will be destroyed by man. I AM Pre-Alpha and Post-Omega, so your hateful racist sexist homophobic god better watch his ass.

Christian God was created by man, and he will be destroyed by man.

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]]> By: fluffy http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-737827 fluffy Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:21:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-737827 "Are you serious? You guys actually believe in this thing?" Oh yes. We totally believe in a flying pasta god. T_T I think more people miss the point than actually hate the thing. “Are you serious? You guys actually believe in this thing?”

Oh yes. We totally believe in a flying pasta god. T_T

I think more people miss the point than actually hate the thing.

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]]> By: Anon http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-736551 Anon Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:46:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-736551 His name wasn't Jesus Christ. Joshua bar Joseph. As he called himself. Joshua son of Joseph. Not yud-hey-vav-hey, the correct Hebrew letters in God's name. Joseph. : P His name wasn’t Jesus Christ.
Joshua bar Joseph. As he called himself.
Joshua son of Joseph.
Not yud-hey-vav-hey, the correct Hebrew letters in God’s name.
Joseph.
: P

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-732078 MAN Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:15:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-732078 I think i had cereal called omega bran once. I think i had cereal called omega bran once.

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]]> By: auriel http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-649669 auriel Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:58:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-649669 ok first of all in christianety juses is not god.. his just his sun (dont even know you'r one religien ha?). scendly, he dident die for my sinse... he died for his betrayal in the roman empier,you know the thin with the cross? yeh, the roman empier did that. ok first of all in christianety juses is not god.. his just his sun (dont even know you’r one religien ha?).
scendly, he dident die for my sinse… he died for his betrayal in the roman empier,you know the thin with the cross? yeh, the roman empier did that.

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]]> By: Oregano http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-635459 Oregano Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:50:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-635459 @Jamie - You forget religion's all-purpose logicshield, faith. I'm not sure how it works but apparently if you believe in something REAL hard, it becomes true... or blinds you from reality. I forget which. @Jamie – You forget religion’s all-purpose logicshield, faith. I’m not sure how it works but apparently if you believe in something REAL hard, it becomes true… or blinds you from reality. I forget which.

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]]> By: Sproogle http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-629791 Sproogle Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:05:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-629791 God loves me (or so I'm told), but I don't love him. I feel a bit bad about this, for his sake. I love this particular woman, a friend, but she doesn't love me. She feels bad about this, for my sake. I am told that because God loves me, I must love him. Can someone mention this to the woman I love, so I can be happy? No. Of course not. Things don't work that way. At least my friend does and says things to show she cares about me. I can't remember the last time God did anything for me. I call this woman (or she calls me) and we talk, laugh, add to each other's lives. I txt her or email her and she replies (and vice versa). If I pray, God does not reply. If I'm feeling upset, she helps. I do the same for her. God doesn't do these things for me. I have never threatened to damn my friend to eternal suffering for not loving me. Maybe that's why we remain friends and do things for each other and support each other. There is a lesson for God in that. Maybe I should worship my friend. Maybe she should worship me. Or maybe we should both worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster - might as well. God loves me (or so I’m told), but I don’t love him. I feel a bit bad about this, for his sake.

I love this particular woman, a friend, but she doesn’t love me. She feels bad about this, for my sake.

I am told that because God loves me, I must love him. Can someone mention this to the woman I love, so I can be happy? No. Of course not. Things don’t work that way.

At least my friend does and says things to show she cares about me. I can’t remember the last time God did anything for me. I call this woman (or she calls me) and we talk, laugh, add to each other’s lives. I txt her or email her and she replies (and vice versa). If I pray, God does not reply. If I’m feeling upset, she helps. I do the same for her. God doesn’t do these things for me.

I have never threatened to damn my friend to eternal suffering for not loving me. Maybe that’s why we remain friends and do things for each other and support each other. There is a lesson for God in that.

Maybe I should worship my friend. Maybe she should worship me. Or maybe we should both worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster – might as well.

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]]> By: Patrick http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-626754 Patrick Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:18:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-626754 are* are*

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]]> By: Patrick http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-626752 Patrick Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:18:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-626752 You sir re annoying douche let us worship in peace You sir re annoying douche let us worship in peace

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]]> By: Nick http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-626566 Nick Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:33:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-626566 No love more perfect than his. Every child who doesn't live long enough to hear the gospel or be baptised has no hope. Every third world man or woman who has lived and died in the past two thousand years never hearing Christian teachings is hellbent. Every Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, all destined to eternal torment for heretical dogma. Every agnostic and atheist who prefers to hear from God than to hear from human writing and speaking shall burn in the lake of fire. Every skeptic. Every innocent. Everyone who does not bow down to your idea of right and wrong. No love more perfect than his. You may want to evaluate your own belief system a little before coming to talk to us. No love more perfect than his. Every child who doesn’t live long enough to hear the gospel or be baptised has no hope. Every third world man or woman who has lived and died in the past two thousand years never hearing Christian teachings is hellbent. Every Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, all destined to eternal torment for heretical dogma. Every agnostic and atheist who prefers to hear from God than to hear from human writing and speaking shall burn in the lake of fire. Every skeptic. Every innocent. Everyone who does not bow down to your idea of right and wrong. No love more perfect than his. You may want to evaluate your own belief system a little before coming to talk to us.

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]]> By: Edgar Boffin http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-625954 Edgar Boffin Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:26:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-625954 If someone died on a cross because they loved me, then came back from the dead to love me some more, I would consider a restraining order. If someone died on a cross because they loved me, then came back from the dead to love me some more, I would consider a restraining order.

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]]> By: Jonathan http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-625704 Jonathan Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:43:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-625704 @y some people probably actually believe that FSM actually exists.... @Peter Jesus did die for us, see none of you have read the bible. Jesus is in a sense god, and knows what he has to do His torturing was him taking the place of hte torture that we would have to go through to reach him, otherwise an impossibility. @the other Jamie There is actually quite a bit of scientific evidence. www.freehovind.com clikck watch and look at everything You dont have to believe it, but I tell you thats all scientific @y
some people probably actually believe that FSM actually exists….

@Peter
Jesus did die for us, see none of you have read the bible.
Jesus is in a sense god, and knows what he has to do
His torturing was him taking the place of hte torture that we would have to go through to reach him, otherwise an impossibility.

@the other Jamie
There is actually quite a bit of scientific evidence.

http://www.freehovind.com

clikck watch and look at everything
You dont have to believe it, but I tell you thats all scientific

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]]> By: 420 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-621287 420 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:55:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-621287 i support spaghetti religion until the day the world shall end i support spaghetti religion until the day the world shall end

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]]> By: Rufus http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-621063 Rufus Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:45:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-621063 That is what your book says Dont force your bullshit on us All hail the Flying one That is what your book says

Dont force your bullshit on us

All hail the Flying one

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]]> By: y is everone bothered? http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-618104 y is everone bothered? Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:37:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-618104 jesus christ can no one accept the fsm is a JOKE. Anyone sending in hate mail GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR IT ISNT REAL JUST LIKE JESUS WASNT GODS SON YOU DELUDED SHITS. jesus christ can no one accept the fsm is a JOKE. Anyone sending in hate mail GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR IT ISNT REAL JUST LIKE JESUS WASNT GODS SON YOU DELUDED SHITS.

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]]> By: Jamie http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-616016 Jamie Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:45:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-616016 Really? Prove it. And using the Bible as proof doesn't count. If a book is proof, I could just as easily say that Harry Potter or Captain Ahab exist. Or yes, the FSM. So without referencing the Bible, prove to me that it's the "truth". Guess what, you can't. And if a book IS all the proof you need, then how do we know that the Book of Mormons isn't the true word? Or the Quran? Or the Torrah? What makes the Bible so much "more true" than the others? See if you can prove it without quoting the Bible. Really? Prove it. And using the Bible as proof doesn’t count. If a book is proof, I could just as easily say that Harry Potter or Captain Ahab exist. Or yes, the FSM. So without referencing the Bible, prove to me that it’s the “truth”. Guess what, you can’t. And if a book IS all the proof you need, then how do we know that the Book of Mormons isn’t the true word? Or the Quran? Or the Torrah? What makes the Bible so much “more true” than the others? See if you can prove it without quoting the Bible.

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]]> By: Peter http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-616008 Peter Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:36:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-616008 jesus didn't die on the cross for us, he died because people took him and nailed him there and he couldn't escape. jesus didn’t die on the cross for us, he died because people took him and nailed him there and he couldn’t escape.

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]]> By: tehsmythe http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-602940 tehsmythe Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:56:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-602940 all i really want to point out is jesus is not the perfect god because he is not god, then again god does say he is the al 3 of the beings in the trinity so maybe im wrong or maybe dogma strikes again all i really want to point out is jesus is not the perfect god because he is not god, then again god does say he is the al 3 of the beings in the trinity so maybe im wrong or maybe dogma strikes again

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]]> By: Karl Harding http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-602845 Karl Harding Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:19:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-602845 Wow, jesus is the one and only god? I thought he was god's son. You fucking people, cant even agree who your god is! Wow, jesus is the one and only god? I thought he was god’s son. You fucking people, cant even agree who your god is!

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]]> By: Meruem http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious/#comment-602303 Meruem Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:53:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/07/08/are-you-serious.htm#comment-602303 Here's a scenario: I'm not going to heaven. Do I want my Hell to be fire and brimstone and eternal damnation, or do I want stale beer and strippers with VD? May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. In FSM we pray, RAmen. Here’s a scenario:
I’m not going to heaven. Do I want my Hell to be fire and brimstone and eternal damnation, or do I want stale beer and strippers with VD? May we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. In FSM we pray, RAmen.

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